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Sip & Surf Sunday #994279
12/21/14 01:00 AM
12/21/14 01:00 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers.
Socrates
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A very well endowed young lady went to the doctor for her annual check up. The doctor told her to remove her clothes and get up on the examining table.

Shyly, she said to him, "Oh doctor, I just couldn't undress in front of you."

"Ok. I'll turn off the lights for you, you undress, then tell me when you're ready," the doctor said.

A few moments later, she called out, "I've undressed, doctor. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Just place them on the chair, on top of mine."
~~~~~~~~~~~~


John had just finished having his yearly medical examination and was waiting for the doctor to return to his office with the test results. When the doctor finally returns, he has a very sad look on his face.

"Well, doc, what's the word? How does everything look?" asks John. "John, I really don't know how to tell you this. The news is bad. Very bad," says the doctor.

"What is it doc?" a worried John asks. "I really am having a difficult time with this, John. I just don't know how to tell you," the doctor replies.

"Ok, doc, let's stop beating around the bush. Just tell me what you know. I can take it," John says.

"Let me put it this way. I think what you should do is go to Arkansas and visit the hot springs there for a nice, relaxing mud bath. Just spend some time soaking in the mud," the doctor tells him.

"I get it, I need to relax a little, right? Will that cure me?" asks John.

"No, not really, John. It won't cure you, nor will it help you to relax. What it will do is get you used to being covered in dirt."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.

"Get out" says the bartender. "I don't serve drunks here".

The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink.

"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".

The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.

The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED, NOW GET OUT!!!".

The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs "How many bars do you work at, anyway?".
~~~~~~~~~~~

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink you kan tipe real gude.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At 8 years old....you put milk in your glass

At 18 years old....you put beer in your glass

At 80 years old.... you put your teeth in your glass
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These are the names of the some romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here….. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!!
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.


think They must be really good at Scrabble.
~~~~~~~~~~~~


Good morning everyboomie. welcome


How's the coffee in this place? I've heard it's the bomb. wink12


Maybe what I heard was if you drink it, your insides will explode. duh12


It was something explosive anyway. woot


I like fireworks. Bring me a whole pot. bravo12 Big Bodda Boom


I may have to do something today..........if I get out of bed that is. eek12


Well now that that decision is made, I'll have that pot of coffee served in bed please. grinch


Could I have some pancakes with that too please?



Have a happy day everyone.



joe


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William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994280
12/21/14 01:03 AM
12/21/14 01:03 AM
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Do you have a day off Joe? And the coffee is awesome in Joe's Diner! CAn you believe the Diner will be 10 years old shortly? Where does the time go!

Have a wonderful day all! Free day for me, so color me happy!

Ana wave12


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #994281
12/21/14 01:07 AM
12/21/14 01:07 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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I'm always slightly off Ana, but no work today as well. thumbsup12

If you're off, we can be off together. woot

Ten years? think

I was a baby when I started this. pacify


kissy12 joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 12/21/14 01:11 AM.

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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994287
12/21/14 04:53 AM
12/21/14 04:53 AM
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Greece
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Good morning boomers. Hope everyone is having a relaxing Sunday. happydance12 tree


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994293
12/21/14 06:27 AM
12/21/14 06:27 AM
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Marlborough USA
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wave12 tree WOW! Ten years Joe! That is hard to believe Ana. Time flies when you're having fun! Fresh coffee is ready Haroula.

Hope it's a peaceful day for everyone! tree wave12


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994297
12/21/14 06:37 AM
12/21/14 06:37 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning. I hope you all have a great day. Joe has it been ten years already? Pass the pancakes please. kissy12

Midgie hearts


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994298
12/21/14 06:42 AM
12/21/14 06:42 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Midgie. Hope you have a wonderful day! happydance12


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994301
12/21/14 07:31 AM
12/21/14 07:31 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Breakfast out and some shopping today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Pancakes, and Toast in the NC. tree reindeer


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: connie] #994307
12/21/14 08:39 AM
12/21/14 08:39 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning everyone. I hope you have a great Sunday. wave12


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994309
12/21/14 08:46 AM
12/21/14 08:46 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers tree

Joe, enjoy your time off. Wow! almost 10 years of keeping us laughing. How awesome! santadance

Ana, Yay! Paint the Diner red! Enjoy the freedom! reindeer

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Midgie, a wonderful day wished for you.

Gerry, enjoy your day.

Connie, enjoy your breakfast out and your shopping.

Church this morning then celebrating my anniversary. Chinese food and all the kids will be here. Woo Hoo! presents12


Gail
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994321
12/21/14 11:13 AM
12/21/14 11:13 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Congratulations on the diner's upcoming ten year anniversary, Joe! presents12 Enjoy your day off!

Enjoy your free day, Ana! happydance12

Have a relaxing Sunday as well, Haroula.

Have a terrific day, Gerry.

Have a great day, too, Midge.

Thanks for the delicious breakfast, Connie. reindeer

Have a great Sunday also, Space Quest.

Happy anniversary, Gail! presents12 Enjoy the Chinese food and the visit!

I finally have a day off! bravo12 I think this calls for some quality gaming time. grin12

Hope everyone is having a terrific Sunday. tree


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994325
12/21/14 11:28 AM
12/21/14 11:28 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe congrats on being almost ten! :lol: Enjoy your day off. Thanks for all the laughs and have a lovely day!

Ana WooHoo on another "free" day!!! Enjoy the time and do something fun, fun, fun!! Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Midge may work be fun and you have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie enjoy the breakfast out and have fun shopping. Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely day!

Gail Happy Anniversary!!! Enjoy church and the chinese dinner. Have a lovely time with all the kids and have a lovely day!

venus enjoy your day off.....gaming!!! Have a lovely day!

wave12
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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994331
12/21/14 11:46 AM
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Happy Anniversary Gail! happydance12

Have a wonderful Sunday all!


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: GBC] #994334
12/21/14 11:55 AM
12/21/14 11:55 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning everybody. happydance12

It's another cloudy, gloomy looking day, and a lazy morning. wink12

I'm sipping and surfing. Gotta take it easy. I don't want to over work my fingers. lol12

I've gotta get up and do some chores though. Unfortunately the laundry won't do itself. frown12

I hope you're all having a nice morning, and enjoy your day. presents12

Thanks for the nice anniversary wishes. I still have another 4 or 5 months to go. thumbsup12


joe


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994344
12/21/14 12:23 PM
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Amazing discovery this morning. In the 3 minutes it took to heat up a mug of tea, I rinsed and filled a 12 cup pot with fresh water, poured it into the coffee maker, added a filter and 3 bags of tea (had to tear open each foil pack), poured the water in the coffee maker, wiped off the pot and put it in place, returned the towel to the rack, turned on the coffee pot, AND looked at the microwave heating my mug of tea. I STILL had 1 1/2 minutes left, so I went outside, moved the hose away from the front steps so no one would trip over it, gathered up several candy wrappers from last night that my friend left on the coffee table and tossed them, took my Advil and allergy pills, checked the mailbox out front, returned to the microwave and STILL had 20 seconds left. Wow. I never knew how many little things you can do in 3 minutes! Just think what I could have done with those extra 20 seconds. think

Prayers for my strange alcoholic neighbor, Janie. Last night (again), after seeing someone help her home (she walks to the liquor store a block away several times a day), there was a fire truck, ambulance, 2 police cars at the 'apartments' and they took her out on a stretcher. This happens every few months. She usually is back in a day, but she's been doing this for at least 10 years now. Sometimes she's gone for 2 weeks or 3, and she 'says' she was visiting family, but we all know she was in a rehab trying to get her off the alcohol and pills. She also takes mega pain pills. Nice lady in her early 60's. Friendly, chatty when she's semi-sober. Eventually this lifestyle will catch up to her, but hopefully not right now. Some prayers might help.

Time to turn off coffee maker (actually I only make tea in it but it's oh so good that way). Wonder how many things I can get done in the time it takes to throw away the tea bags/filter and fill another mug? rotfl


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994355
12/21/14 01:11 PM
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Happy Anniversary Gail! bravo12 wave12


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994356
12/21/14 01:16 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidous Sunday Ya'll puppy

Got up and spent a while in the kitchen cleaning whilst listening to the news (as I'm the only one in the family who likes to) and making grits and bacon. Nice warm comfort food feels good to the throat and chest.

I've got to find my ear cleaner for the doggies...Keoki has been flopping like crazy. Boys are at moms for a few minutes and then will be back.

Happy Anniversary, Gail reindeer

Joe, how time does fly wave12


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-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994359
12/21/14 01:47 PM
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Good Morning all. It's a grand Sunday morn here and it's the winter solstice too -which means spring creeps up upon us good. Here I am a Yankee living in south central Texas and I prefer hot weather. It must be in the 30's back home -Niagara Frontier- although I still get homesick upon occasion.

Opossum and I are dining on scrambled eggs, toast and spinach leaves. It appears there's only 1 who visits each day -now where do the others go.

Today I will scour my new cookbook for menus because tomorrow or Tuesday, whatever, is groceries day. Grocery day makes for feast feast then dwindles to famine famine, then grocery day again and the cycle cycles.

Well, on to looking over some Dr. Who merchandise.


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994404
12/21/14 07:09 PM
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I'm surprised you don't have more critters in your house Yankee, they are spoiled big time! grin12

Hi L4L wave12


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994418
12/21/14 09:14 PM
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Hi ya Ana, how is your shoulder? How is the wee one? How is Merlin?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994420
12/21/14 09:28 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep12


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #994430
12/21/14 11:32 PM
12/21/14 11:32 PM
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Hi L4L wave12 My shoulder is finally getting some range of motion and starting to do some strength training (a whole 1# weight!) but one huge thing is the severe pain that lingered is almost all but gone.
James is awesome, best baby ever! Merlin is hanging in there, one thing improves, another gets worse.

Venus, sweet dreams.


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