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The Day Before #994706
12/23/14 08:19 PM
12/23/14 08:19 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)
~~~~~~~~~~~

How about some Christmas cheer and good will?


List of the Funniest Bumper Stickers In America



1. Constipated People Don't Give A sh... grin12

2. That is so five minutes ago!!

3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. duh12

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My A... grin12

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off

28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

34. bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

44. Ax Me About Ebonics

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

47. Cat: The Other White Meat

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde

49. Ho Ho Hum

50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

66. If you're planning on passing me, you should know my steering wheel just came off in my hands.


What? You want more??

Well ok


Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?

I are proud to be a college student

Conserve toilet paper...use both sides

Don't come knockin' if the car is a rockin'

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

Keep honking...I'm reloading

Don't steal....the government hates competition

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather,
not screaming and yelling like his passengers!
~~~~~~~~~~


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

Their domestic tranquility had long been known about the
town, and on this very special occasion, a local newspaper
reporter paid them a visit.

He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well"...explained the husband..."it all goes all the way back to
our honeymoon, you see, we visited the Grand Canyon and we
took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule."

He continues..."well now, we hadn't gone too far when my wife's
mule stumbled, she quietly said...that's once."

"We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again and
my wife quietly spoke...that's twice."

"You know, that mule hadn't gone a half-mile when it stumbled a
third time."

My wife promptly removed a gun from her purse, hopped off the
beast, and shot the mule dead."

"I protested over her treatment of the mule, she slowly turned to
me and quietly said...that's once."
~~~~~~~~~`

Good morning Baby Boomers......and you young folk too. welcome


One more early one for me and then some highly anticipated time off. woot


I was scheduled to close Christmas Eve, but I had mentioned to my ASM (more like bitterly complained), that I was always scheduled to close, EVERY YEAR, on Thanksgiving Eve, on Christmas Eve, and on New Years Eve, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, than an email telling me my new schedule was here. She changed me to open today instead of close. lol12


I get off at 2:00 and I'm hopping on my sleigh and flying home. santadance


For now though I've gotta go put out some milk and cookies.... think....for my breakfast.


Have a happy day everyone, and Merry Christmas Eve! wink12



And Adam too I guess. grinch



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 12/23/14 08:23 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994709
12/23/14 08:39 PM
12/23/14 08:39 PM
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,011
Near St. Louis, MO
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Joe, those bumper stickers just cracked me up. Every time I thought I'd read the best one, the next one would be even better!

Merry Christmas Eve to you and everyone here.


Gardens put to bed for the winter. Time for some gaming!
Re: The Day Before [Re: Draclvr] #994711
12/23/14 09:00 PM
12/23/14 09:00 PM
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 6,145
Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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That's great Joe! Want to wish every Boomer very Merry Christmas tree I'll get the coffee going along with some Egg Nog santa reindeer


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: The Day Before [Re: cailyn] #994714
12/23/14 09:21 PM
12/23/14 09:21 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Jingle Bells we are getting close everyone. tree


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994720
12/23/14 09:48 PM
12/23/14 09:48 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a fantastic day Joe, Draclvr, Cailyn, Space Quest and all who come in after me. wave12

It's Tuesday night for me, and I'm off to sleep for another 2:30 am awakening. The good news is, this should hopefully be the last time I'll have to get up that early for quite some time. smile12 On Friday, I should just be back to my regular 3:30 mornings. lol12

All right, off to sleep. Have a great Christmas Eve, everyone. tree


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994723
12/23/14 10:07 PM
12/23/14 10:07 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Merry Christmas Eve Joe, Drac, Sue and Venus!

SpaceQ, are you feeling better?

Ana wave12


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Re: The Day Before [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #994746
12/24/14 03:14 AM
12/24/14 03:14 AM
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,226
Washington In the Wet corner
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MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE Boom Boom buddies santadance


Hi ya Joe, Draculv, Sue, Ana, Space & Venus! santa


O Holy night.....

Silent night Holy night all is calm all is bright...

Deck the halls with bowls of jolly falalalalala......

Away in a manger no crib for his bed.....

Joy to the world the lord has come......

Hark the hearld angels sing glory to the new born king....

O come all ye faithful joyful & triumphant....

O Chritmas tree O Christmas tree tree

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.....

We wish you a MERY CHRISTMAS we wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS And a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! reindeer tree reindeer

Now you should have at least one Christmas song in your head lol12


christmas EVE BOOMER!!Karen reindeer tree


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994749
12/24/14 03:59 AM
12/24/14 03:59 AM
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Greece
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christmasto you and to your families. santadance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994754
12/24/14 05:03 AM
12/24/14 05:03 AM
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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tree reindeer Merry Christmas Joe, Draclvr, Sue,SpaceQ, venus, Ana, Karen Haroula

and All coming to Joe's. reindeer tree


christmas


Gerry
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994767
12/24/14 08:03 AM
12/24/14 08:03 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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christmas to all my Diner friends. I could use a few hugs today. Danish, Bacon and Eggs, and Christmas Cookies in the NC. tree reindeer


Connie
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994787
12/24/14 10:22 AM
12/24/14 10:22 AM
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Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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christmas tree to All GameBoomers happydance12


Gail
Re: The Day Before [Re: GBC] #994788
12/24/14 11:00 AM
12/24/14 11:00 AM
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave12 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the beautiful Christmas music openers! Hope your Day Before is beautiful!

Connie, big hugs to you! hearts

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

christmas

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994810
12/24/14 12:38 PM
12/24/14 12:38 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Merry Christmas Eve everybody!!!! Are ya all rushing off to finish your shopping??? lol12 I am done. A Little baking for tonight's get together but that is it.

I had, and I mean had, a lovely Christmas present.......a peek, how ever small, of some magnificent bright light when I looked out the window this morning, but alas, it left as fast as it arrived. lol12

May you all have a lovely day and prayers for the Band of Angels around those that may be traveling this Christmas!!!

christmas
Nan

Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994814
12/24/14 12:51 PM
12/24/14 12:51 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Merry Christmas Eve to you all reindeer

I have a few things to do and some wrapping, a little cooking, a little shopping, a little cleaning, and then a lot of resting happydance12

Joe, so glad they listened to you!

Doc, thanks for the songs. Perfect!

christmas to you all christmas


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994816
12/24/14 12:56 PM
12/24/14 12:56 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Ho Ho Ho! santadance It's almost here. I usually do the 'present' bit on Christmas Eve, so time is short. Christmas morning I can sleep late and watch all the neighborhood kids on new bikes and other rolling things. Also get to see all the new 'puppies' learning to walk on a leash. Loads of them every Christmas. I wonder if I can get Penelope Peacock to walk on a leash? Ugh. She's so aggressive now. Chases after me if I have food. Chases the Outdoorsies and scares them, although they are getting used to her a bit.

Nothing major happening in the neighborhood. Now that I've said that, expect something BIG to start. I know it.

Going shopping, maybe maybe. Want to see if the local Big Lots is having a sale. Ugh. I don't want to go, but the store is calllllling me.


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Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994825
12/24/14 02:18 PM
12/24/14 02:18 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Where have you been hiding out Karen -good to hear from you. And Merry Christmas to you too.

Yesterday.............The day some family was to visit. And I bought a bunch of food -2 roast chickens for the meat eaters, chocolate and lotsa fruit and expensive bread. And I made a beautiful pear, tomato, walnut and spinach salad for the vegan. Well, the girls opted out so just my son, Steven, showed up and me with all this food I'd never eat. But we had a grand time and ended up talking old times. Whenever we talk like that he divulges a bit more my children did that they kept secret. Oh dear, if only I had know -better not. He got alot of exercise cavorting around with his chainsaw and the yard looks much better now and we have plenty of dry firewood for our annual bonfire. And I won't have to buy any. So Steve went home at the end of the day with plenty of pringles and chicken and fruit. I kept the bread and some of the fruit and the juice. And best of all the Ghirardelli.

Tomorrow is Christmas!!! and everyone may God bless


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994830
12/24/14 02:36 PM
12/24/14 02:36 PM
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Greece
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Not my best Christmas eve...
Hubby and son are down with fever and I
had a colic kidney after a long time... frown12
Anyway,I hope new years will be better. yes wave12

Last edited by Haroula; 12/24/14 02:36 PM.

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Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994836
12/24/14 03:20 PM
12/24/14 03:20 PM
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Massachusetts
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Connie I'm sending my biggest hugs to you my Dear.kissy12

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994841
12/24/14 04:05 PM
12/24/14 04:05 PM
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Connie, sending gentle hugs and a shoulder. I can't imagine how rough the holidays must be this year. hearts

Haroula, so sorry your whole family is ill including you. Sending hugs and positive thoughts for healing.

Be back.....


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Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994843
12/24/14 04:14 PM
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christmas and santadance to one all.

Hugs and flowers Connie.

MaG

Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994844
12/24/14 04:42 PM
12/24/14 04:42 PM
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Palouse country
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Sounds like this Christmas is a bit rough for many. A neighbor had big plans to be with family and friends, but now her dog is sick so it's real iffy for her right now. Her dog is her support system so all in all I hope all works out for everyone.

Sending Christmas hugs to all.


Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body - Joseph Addison
Re: The Day Before [Re: 3dobermans] #994845
12/24/14 04:47 PM
12/24/14 04:47 PM
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near Yosemite
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I'm sending my friends here in the Diner some big hugs; you are special people, and you are in my thoughts. hearts tree

Re: The Day Before [Re: Marian] #994847
12/24/14 05:37 PM
12/24/14 05:37 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. christmas


I had a great day at work. I played Santa all day giving super deals to folks on our display Christmas decorations, trying to get rid of them all today. I didn't quite make it. santadance


I had to run in to Walmart before coming home, and stop every 3 steps to let someone go by me or across in front of me. It was bump and go. rolleyes12


I got home and fed my critters, and then took Baby for a walk around a couple of blocks. lab


I'll take her over to the old place tomorrow to run through the woods. puppy


It was bitter cold here this morning, WOW! Wasn't expecting that. frown12


By the time I got off work the sun was out, and I have my front door propped open now. bravo12


I hope everyone is having a great day.


Connie I'm sending hugs your way. wink12


I think my pizza's done.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 12/24/14 05:40 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994851
12/24/14 06:01 PM
12/24/14 06:01 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Hugs to Connie and Haroula. Hope you feel better soon and that goes for the entire family.

Did manage to get to Big Lots. Nothing much there of anything I wanted. Bought some sunflower seeds for Penelope and got out of there. Traffic AWFUL.

Then friend came up and decided that today would be the day to use the 10 buck Applebee's gift card I got from my sister for Christmas. Easy time. Nobody is spending money on eating out. They are all panic shopping so the restaurant was empty. Had a suitable meal and got home in one piece despite the TRUCK who tried to have me hit him as I was backing out of my handicapped parking spot. One car stopped for me to get out and as I did (slowly) this huge pickup zoomed by within inches of my back bumper. I will never understand why people don't stop when you are in their lane. It's obvious I was backing, I was halfway out, and the stopped car was very visible. This jerk just had to get somewhere fast I guess. I slammed on brakes, took a deep breath and all was fine. I figure 6 inches more and it would have been a different story. Geez.

Readjusted 2 wooden fence gates that swelled with the recent rain and were binding when you opened/closed them. Annoying. So I repositioned the hinges, nailed a few edges and they are perfect now. Lots of room to work with. Should last another 20 years.

Merry Christmas Eve to one and all! holidays


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Re: The Day Before [Re: gymcandy1] #994858
12/24/14 06:29 PM
12/24/14 06:29 PM
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Scotland
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Hello and christmas Boomers! On my way to bed after a busy 3 days, cooking and baking for family who will be here tomorrow and Friday. Much love to all of you and hugs for all who need them! hearts Our thoughts tonight are with those caught in the tragedy in Glasgow and those souls who didn't get home. sad Keep well guys, love you!

Mary hearts


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
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