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Misc. Xmas funnies. (Hint) #994888
12/25/14 03:42 AM
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-1.How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
F----- N------!

-2.What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A H---- Davidson

-3.How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an i----- built for two.

-4.When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A -- -- -- Down.

5.What do you call an ELF who sings?
A W--p--r!

-6.Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
Because every b--- is d--- to him.

-7.What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A c----- s----!

-8.Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
Because he was s------

-9.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low e-- e-----.

-10.Santa stores all the presents in the p--- v----.

lol12

Last edited by curly; 12/26/14 04:59 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994889
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994890
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994893
12/25/14 05:05 AM
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Thanks. Hi Bernie.


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994899
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994904
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Thanks Gerry. Have a nice Xmas.


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994905
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994906
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994908
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1.Fleece navidad christmas santadance


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994911
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Thanks. Merci K. A toi aussi et ta famille.


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994918
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994919
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Close enough Flo. dear should be deer.


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994920
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: manxman] #994930
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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #994938
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Thanks.


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #995021
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see hint


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #995024
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That was a toughie!


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Re: Misc. Xmas funnies. [Re: curly] #995028
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You got it Bob.


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