-1.How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
F----- N------!
-2.What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A H---- Davidson
-3.How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an i----- built for two.
-4.When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A -- -- -- Down.
5.What do you call an ELF who sings?
A W--p--r!
-6.Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
Because every b--- is d--- to him.
-7.What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A c----- s----!
-8.Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
Because he was s------
-9.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low e-- e-----.
-10.Santa stores all the presents in the p--- v----.