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Misc. jokes/play on words #995638
12/31/14 03:23 AM
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-1. He wanted to stop overeating, but he couldn’t quit c--- t-----.

-2.The football player got a speeding ticket because he was r------.

-3.He asked if the mattress came with a warranty, and the salesman told him to r---
a------.

4.After throwing the TD pass to win the game, his teammates r----- him.

-5.The postage stamps featuring the Mount Rushmore carvings sold for f--- v----.

-6.Luckily here seat belt was fastened when the car b------.

-7.The most popular items in the German deli were the w---- meats.

-8.When they added ornaments to the Xmas tree they s------ it up.

-9.The wide receiver’s wedding day featured a g--- r--------.

-10. Yogi and Boo-Boo were taking karate lessons and Yogi was impressed with his
s-------.

laugh

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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995639
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995641
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995642
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995643
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995651
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995655
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995658
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995659
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995666
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Gerry, it's a bit faster than running, try again.

Others are right.


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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995667
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995679
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995702
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995713
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Thanks Haroula. Happy New Year.


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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995766
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I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995844
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995845
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newyear curly, newyear


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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words [Re: curly] #995847
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Thanks Gail. Have a great New Year.


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