Misc. jokes/play on words
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12/31/14 03:23 AM
12/31/14 03:23 AM
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curly
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-1. He wanted to stop overeating, but he couldn’t quit c--- t-----. -2.The football player got a speeding ticket because he was r------. -3.He asked if the mattress came with a warranty, and the salesman told him to r--- a------. 4.After throwing the TD pass to win the game, his teammates r----- him. -5.The postage stamps featuring the Mount Rushmore carvings sold for f--- v----. -6.Luckily here seat belt was fastened when the car b------. -7.The most popular items in the German deli were the w---- meats. -8.When they added ornaments to the Xmas tree they s------ it up. -9.The wide receiver’s wedding day featured a g--- r--------. -10. Yogi and Boo-Boo were taking karate lessons and Yogi was impressed with his s-------.
Last edited by curly; 01/01/15 08:01 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words
[Re: curly]
#995659
12/31/14 08:45 AM
12/31/14 08:45 AM
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8. spruced Morning curly,
Gail
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Re: Misc. jokes/play on words
[Re: curly]
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12/31/14 09:29 AM
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curly
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Gerry, it's a bit faster than running, try again.
Others are right.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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