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Sip & Surf Sunday #998411
01/18/15 12:35 AM
01/18/15 12:35 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Lord Brabazon (1884 - 1964)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time


1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins.

2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

3. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

4. “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”
-Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships.

5. “I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it.”
-Boxing great Rocky Graziano

6. “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
-Greg Norman

7. “I’m rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?”
-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players’ union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.

8. “The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.”
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

9. “I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

10. “Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager.

Honorable mention:

“There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’”
-Pitcher Joaquin Andujar

“That’s why I don’t talk. Because I talk too much.”
-Joaquin Andujar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here are some really funny church bulletins and announcements:


Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: “Break Forth Into Joy.”

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our
choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next week.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge. – Up Yours.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Sunday thumbsup


I thought it a really appropriate time for the church bulletins. yes


Oddly, it's the same for the sports quotes. rolleyes


Can I get an Amen? cool


Gimme an A, gimme an M, gimme an E, gimme an N rah


Have a happy day everyone. smile



joe





Last edited by gymcandy1; 01/18/15 10:12 AM.

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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998412
01/18/15 01:13 AM
01/18/15 01:13 AM
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Have a happy day all! I'm still out with my friends and if will be a busy Sunday.


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998414
01/18/15 03:46 AM
01/18/15 03:46 AM
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Good morning,have all a happy day. happydance wave


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Haroula] #998415
01/18/15 04:18 AM
01/18/15 04:18 AM
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Go od Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave


Hi ya Joe Those were great quotes! Loved the Church
ones! rotfl I'll be telling a few of those at Church today~ grin




Hi Ana Hope you had a great time out with your friends
last night happydance


Hi Haroula how are you feeling? how is your son?
have a very nice Sunday flowers




Its a drizzly wet cold kinda day here razz
good day for reading, playing games, watching tv
Today we find out if our SEAHAWKS go to the Super
bowl rah yay GO HAWKS!!!! woot



Hi Gail, Midge, Gerry,Yankee, Connie, Sue, Venus, Space, manxman. L4L, Darlene, Sorta, Trippy, My10

and anyone else i missed wave


anyone heard from Mary??




Have a nice Sunday everyone~Karen blackkitty puppy

Last edited by Drmojo; 01/18/15 04:29 AM.

"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998420
01/18/15 06:33 AM
01/18/15 06:33 AM
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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happydance12 Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Karen and All. Joe love the funnies this morning. Made me laugh out loud! Ana hope you get to sleep in. Haroula hope the family is feeling better. Karen we will be watching the game too! Coffee is ready! Happy Day wished for All! happydance12


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998425
01/18/15 07:52 AM
01/18/15 07:52 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Breakfast out this morning and some shopping. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Fruit, and Toast in the NC. winter


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998431
01/18/15 10:28 AM
01/18/15 10:28 AM
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a terrific Sunday, Joe.

Have fun with your friends, Ana. thumbsup

Have a happy day, too, Haroula.

luck to your team, Karen! Enjoy your rainy day activities. thumbsup

Have a fantastic day, Gerry.

Thanks for the delicious breakfast, Connie. thumbsup

It's a rainy day here as well, so I think I will make today a gaming day. happydance12

Have a terrific Sunday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998449
01/18/15 12:14 PM
01/18/15 12:14 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Hi all, hi Karen. Hey Karin, enjoy the game and don't get too noisy -enjoy your popcorn, chips, sodas, beer, whatever. If I were psychic I'd bet on this one.

Something unusual, I'm home alone, just like the movie and it's quiet, the house seems larger and all is still. It's kinda nice but not for always. Pets do liven up things don't they. Pets annoy the natural household order of things and that's good.

There're all outdoors because it's such a gorgeous day. The only disturbance is an occasional noise from a car. My neighbor whom I see maybe every other year is 3/4 mile behind me and she doesn't even hear traffic but I have more trees. Hahahaha And cats.

Tomorrow I have a blood draw -I have to get up early -Darn.

Last night I watched Dawn of the Dead and Night of the Living Dead. There are better movies around but these 2 are classics, they've around along time. Dawn/Dead is where they are in the mall. "Well, it's time to shop for some new clothes now".

And with that, Bye bye


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998454
01/18/15 01:19 PM
01/18/15 01:19 PM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning all. I'm home from work and just trying to decide what I want for lunch. This morning at the Blisses we had no heat and no hot water so I couldn't get anything done until the oil guy showed up and got the furnace working. Barbara stayed in bed until it warmed up enough to get her up and get dressed. Both of them were supposed to go to church but then this happened so we tried to get warm. It wasn't fun. Now I can relax for a few hours before I have to go back to the Blisses. I hope you all have a great Sunday. GO PATS!

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998457
01/18/15 01:36 PM
01/18/15 01:36 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana hope that some of the busy is fun busy! Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Karen enjoy church and the football game. Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

venus rainy days always mean gaming days. lol Happy Gaming! Have a lovely day!

Yankee glad it is nice out and all the critters are out enjoying it. Have a lovely day!

Midge glad they finally got the heat on! May work later go well and be fun! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998460
01/18/15 01:54 PM
01/18/15 01:54 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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I still have 15 minutes of morning left so GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY! yay

I got up this morning and had my breakfast, and as I was having coffee, my sister text me that she was coming bye. I haven't seen her in weeks, so I allowed her to come over. lol

We visited for a while and she left to go back to Texas. wave

Then I went over to the old place to load up the rest of my belongings, like my lawnmower. yes

I cleaned the garage, and swept all the leaves off the driveway, so the place will still look lived in. yes

Then I came back, and unloaded everything.

It's a beautiful day, and I have my front door open, so the critters cam come and go. lab blackkitty

Now I've gotta finish my laundry, fix my lunch, get everything ready for work tomorrow, and hopefully catch some of the football games.

I hope everyone has a super Sunday. rah


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 01/18/15 01:57 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998466
01/18/15 02:27 PM
01/18/15 02:27 PM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

I've been up for hours, but as seems to happen lately, got short stopped in the kitchen. At first intentionally as it's closer to the coffee. Then making something for a congested chest and breakfast and cole slaw for later today and then cleaning it all up.

Now heading to the bedroom to finish the vacuuming, afterwhich I will go walk the doggies. It's a gorgeous (if windy) day out there and I'd like to take advantage. When we get home, I'm planning to collapse and read and watch football wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: looney4labs] #998478
01/18/15 03:34 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998482
01/18/15 04:16 PM
01/18/15 04:16 PM
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Alabama
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Afternoon, Space wave

Soot and the doggies and I are back from an nice wander walk. Beautiful blue skies and bright sun, but icky icky wind! We enjoyed being outside though.

Now it's time to sit and sip and go ahhhhhhhh.....


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998484
01/18/15 05:02 PM
01/18/15 05:02 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Beautiful day here! Ohhhh! Warm sunny happy day. Went out and swept leaves and tiny branches off my deck (possums and raccoons) they crawl up there and the little dead branches fall. Sometimes so do the critters. Oooops!

Finally finished watching all my recorded shows. That took 2 day. So many good things to watch in my series stuff.

Waiting for action at the empty (well not anymore) house. Stuff happened last night but I'm waiting to update till tonight in case anything more happens to explain last night's strange doings.

Bought EIGHT puzzles at Wally mart. They were on sale (not much of a sale). I needed something to keep my hands busy. Lots of fun puzzles now to entertain me.

Off to find something good for lunch.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Sorta Blonde] #998494
01/18/15 07:05 PM
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Washington In the Wet corner
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aawww bum deal our Seahawks are losing cry
maybe not!! we just got 2 touchdowns woot
goooo WILSON!!!!!!!! rah

Very windy here last night lost power 2 times~
Maddy is here were going to the barn smile


Have a nice night everyone~Karen puppy blackkitty


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998498
01/18/15 07:38 PM
01/18/15 07:38 PM
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Congrats and good night Karen.

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998501
01/18/15 07:53 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Congrats to your Seahawks, Karen!!!! Have fun at the barn!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: auntiegram] #998510
01/18/15 09:54 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998514
01/18/15 10:05 PM
01/18/15 10:05 PM
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Massachusetts
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Hi Boomies. I'm home and watching the Pats game. GO PATS! rah I hope they make it to the Super Bowl.I hope you all had a great day today. Ana what was the year your team and my team were headed for the Super Bowl? I can't remember.

Midgie hearts rah


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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998518
01/18/15 10:33 PM
01/18/15 10:33 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #998525
01/18/15 11:33 PM
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Midgie, 1986. Best Super bowl ever!


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