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#999434 - Yesterday at 11:22 PM Sip & Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Online   happy
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30219
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Here are some more really funny sayings, witty quotes, cute and clever bumper sticker quotes, and interesting thoughts. Some are pretty funny, a few are hilarious, some are painfully true, and some are clever and witty. (and of course, some of these are pretty stupid sayings and dumb sayings that aren’t that amazing… )

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can’t have everything….where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who didn't wait.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get. My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but, I just didn’t have the thyme to find a recipe for success.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory, but I quit for the sole reason that I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but when I got home I was just too drained.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but I found my task very weighty, and they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I've found a new show on the Scifi channel, that I'm hooked on after only 2 episodes, because it uses a subject that is near and dear to me. Time travel. bravo


It's called 12 Monkeys. Anybody here watching it? happydance


I'm a frequent time traveler.......whenever I have time. cool


No I really am, and I can prove it. yes


Right now I'm coming to you live from yesterday. thumbsup


Yesterday for me was day before yesterday for you. woot


I wanted to catch a program on TV that I missed, so I came back to watch it. After it's over I'm going to sleep another 8 hours and then I'll catch up with you guys tomorrow....which is today for you. headscratch


Nuff said?


See ya tomorrow, and we'll all have a happy day.


joe
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#999440 - Today at 01:17 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 66075
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol Good morning Joe! I have not seen 12 Monkeys, I usually just watch comedies.

Have a great day everyone!

Ana waveP
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#999442 - Today at 03:10 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8277
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all who follow later. wave
Election day for us... yes
Have all a relaxing Sunday. happydance
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#999447 - Today at 05:43 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17792
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana and Haroula. Joe I am also watching 12 monkeys on Scifi channel. I like it too! thumbsup Thanks for the funnies. They're great! Ana how is Merlin? Haroula good luck with elections. Coffee is ready. Happy Day to All! wave
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#999453 - Today at 08:46 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14911
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers happydance12

Joe, enjoy your time travel. I'd like to skip over tomorrow as we're expecting a Blizzard. scared

Ana, have a great day.

Haroula, Hopoe your Election Day goes well.

Gerry, Yes to the coffee. Thanks!

Church this morning then a nice quiet afternoon. Hope the blizzard conditions are wrong for tomorrow and all through the night as the snow we just had is enough for me. Wishing everyone a wonderful Sunday! winter
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#999461 - Today at 09:47 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: GBC]
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BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9806
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers. wave
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#999462 - Today at 10:00 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5752
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
That show sounds interesting, Joe. thumbsup

Have a great day, too, Ana.

Hope Election Day goes well, Haroula. luck

Happy day to you, too, Gerry.

Hope the snow is not as bad as predicted for you, Gail! I'd take some from you if I could. lol Our snow hasn't been lasting very long this winter. We keep getting rain that washes it all away.

Enjoy your day, Space Quest.

Well, I just got my hours for next week, and I am not happy. The hours were a bit skimpy the past couple of weeks, but I was told that they would go back to normal this week. Instead, they're worse. mad Going to have to talk to my manager about this one on Monday, as I can't afford to pay my bills if they continue to give me these hours.

As for today, it's my normal day off, so I think I will get some more gaming in. I really should get back to The Book of Unwritten Tales 2, and not let my early access go to waste.

Hope everyone has a great Sunday. winter


Edited by venus (Today at 10:00 AM)

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#999469 - 45 minutes 21 seconds ago Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13867
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe lol I have not seen that show but will have to check it out. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana how was the dart throwing?? Hope that Merlin is doing well and that your shoulders are also! HUGS! Have a lovely day!

Haroula happy election day. May the best one win. Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Wow, Gail, I hope they are wrong with the forecast!! We have something falling but it is so small that it is hard to see it. lol Enjoy church and have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely day!

venus best of luck with the manager tomorrow. Happy gaming and have a lovely day!

wave
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#999470 - 43 minutes 16 seconds ago Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 2215
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Venus, I wish you the best about this hours matter. Have you ever explored hospital/health careers. I mean the business side. Anyway, best wishes.

Karen, L4L is correct, it is 2 hours. So it's quarter to 10 here but quarter to 8 there -wake up time. Are you close to the Pacific? I love the water. I grew up by the Niagara River. Miss it.

Beauty day today.

Yesterday during mordor I asked for some more perks so Mordor could be more threatening and the smart alec game said I must pursue the main quest more. The nurve.
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#999471 - 22 minutes 19 seconds ago Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 66075
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning all! Snow day here today, it ruined my trip to Starved Rock I had planned. Darts was a huge fail. I discovered I can't even throw hard enough if I was given a 5 foot cheat line away from the board. And despite I only tried 6 times mr arm is retaliating today. I sure do have a long road to recovery.

Yankee, enjoy your day, whatever it brings.

Nan, how is the eye? Feeling normal now?

Venus, sorry about your hours. I hope that you can work it out.

SpaceQ, how's things?

Gail, hope you get just enough snow to make it pretty!

Gerry, Merlin is not so great. We are just spoiling him as much as we can. puppy

Haroula, hope the elections go in the best direction for your country.
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#999475 - 9 minutes 44 seconds ago Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42788
Loc: Alabama
Supercalifragilisticexpalidocious Sunday ya'll puppy

Popped up early and watched "Sunday Morning," my favorite way to spend Sunday morning. Son, hubby, boys and I are heading out to watch "Alice in Wonderland" this afternoon. That means I'm heading up in a few seconds to wash my hair so it can dry before we have to leave.

Boys want to see if there are any Geo-caches near the theater, so we might leave early and see what we can find. wave
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