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The Latest from My Cousin ;-) #999708
01/27/15 09:47 AM
01/27/15 09:47 AM
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If My Body Were a Car!

If my body were a car, this is the
time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull.

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and
it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it
once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with
varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum
speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!








Time : The Most Precious Commodity
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999713
01/27/15 09:55 AM
01/27/15 09:55 AM
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rotfl I know that feeling. Hahahaha.
Thanks Mad.

wave

Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999720
01/27/15 11:15 AM
01/27/15 11:15 AM
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lol Mad!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999724
01/27/15 11:29 AM
01/27/15 11:29 AM
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I'm living it - especially the last part!


Gardens put to bed for the winter. Time for some gaming!
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Draclvr] #999733
01/27/15 12:29 PM
01/27/15 12:29 PM
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I'm not sayin' a word, myself !! rotfl


Time : The Most Precious Commodity
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999740
01/27/15 12:45 PM
01/27/15 12:45 PM
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Mad thumbsup haha


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999750
01/27/15 01:28 PM
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Yeppers! rotfl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999831
01/27/15 10:44 PM
01/27/15 10:44 PM
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Washington In the Wet corner
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lolThats great Mad! lol

Thanks for sharing~Doc cat


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-) [Re: Mad] #999832
01/27/15 10:51 PM
01/27/15 10:51 PM
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Sent this to my sister. She's howling.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
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