The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
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Website Related AnagramsGoogle Msn Yahoo:
My logo has no ego!
Google Earth images:
Ha! meager geologist!
Microsoft – Google:
Go coolest firm, go!
Forgot some logic.
Larry page and sergey brin:
Parring readable synergy
Legendary spry bargainer
Grand, repairable synergy
A computer:
Our pet Mac
Apple computers:
A supreme pc plot
Microsoft office:
Fits for comic foe.
Windows live:
Old wives win.
Norton antivirus:
Invasion turn rot
Social networking sites:
Secretaries winking tool.
Wackiest looniest grin
Sink egotistical owner.
User generated content:
Run degenerate contest.
Person of the year:
A foreseen trophy
Second Life:
Fenced soil
Youtube copyright suit:
Hip, gutsy, erotic buyout!
Tough buyout. Pricy site.
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A friend of mine, a single mother of one, was passing by her daughter’s bedroom when she saw, to her shock, the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Here are some funny universal truths:Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Everyone who grew up in the 80′s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back yard.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.
You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
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Top 10 movie title bloopers by English language students1. Sleepless in the Saddle.
2. Mrs. Congenitality.
3. The Exercisist.
4. The Umpire Strikes Back.
5. Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea.
6. While You Were Slipping.
7. Oh Brothel, Where Art Thou?
8. Risqué Business.
9. Confessions of a Dangerous Mime.
10. The Good Farter.
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Recipes written by new English language students—First, heat up your pants really hot,
then add oil.
—If you have time, you should suck the noodles for twenty minutes before you boil them.
—Add a little fresh black paper.
—Put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink until the morning.
—Add two cups of ground flowers.
—Next, chop all the vegetarians
into little pieces.
—Then add small feces of fish.
—Don’t forget to insult the soup.
—Next, add a little Buddha
and mix it all up.
—When you are finished cooking,
find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Alrighty then. It's an hour and a half past 11:00, and I am over worked, under appreciated, under paid, under fed, malnourished, and tired.
With that in mind, (at least there's something in there), I'll beg your pardon & bid you all a good night.
I'll catch ya when the sun is above the horizon.
Have a happy day.
joe