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only a daughter ........... #872411
03/07/13 09:25 AM
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A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands: "Dear Mom, it is with great regret & sorrow that I am writing to you, i had to escape with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & Dad. I've been finding real passion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion Mom, I am pregnant & he said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods & has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me & that is now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & trading it with his friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so he can get better, he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mom, I am 15yrs old now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday i am sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Sophie...

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind u that there r worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk top drawer. I love u! Call me when it is safe to come home.. wink


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872413
03/07/13 09:28 AM
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crazy lol lol


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872418
03/07/13 09:41 AM
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I know exactly what you mean Winfrey lololol


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872452
03/07/13 12:00 PM
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rotfl


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872458
03/07/13 12:49 PM
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I can just see Mom having a heart attack after the first two sentences! Very clever letter. Wonder if it's real? Some kids have great imaginations. rotfl


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872472
03/07/13 01:28 PM
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Good one. I used to do something similar...and bad news didn't sound so bad. Worked for me. rotfl


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872475
03/07/13 01:47 PM
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flutist it was so funny the first time I read it too lol, Sorta Blonde, I dont know if its real sheesh what can I say lolol I hope not lol ...L4L me too "But" I dont think it sounded like she got such great grades wink


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872491
03/07/13 03:16 PM
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Thanks, Leeana !! Had a good laugh at that !! laugh laugh laugh


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872493
03/07/13 03:18 PM
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lol wave


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872565
03/07/13 08:47 PM
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My daughter would have known better to pull something like this with me...not a good plan! thumbsdown


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: LeBelleRachael] #872605
03/08/13 01:45 AM
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I agree. A clever way to point out bad reports cards are not the end of the world.


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Homer6] #872615
03/08/13 04:02 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Love it Leeanna grin wave


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872620
03/08/13 06:25 AM
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Not sure I like that! rolleyes lol


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Kaki's Sister] #872682
03/08/13 02:22 PM
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lol bad lass but clever lol


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Re: only a daughter ........... [Re: Leeana] #872708
03/08/13 04:53 PM
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That was great Leeana. lol

PS Love your tag line!


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