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TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! #892727
06/06/13 07:49 PM
06/06/13 07:49 PM
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
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USA Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these witches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" To which she replied "Probably that I married you for your money."
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, 'OHIO STATE!' And they say blondes are dumb!
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A couple was celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. For the entire time they had been married, the wife had kept a safe which the husband had never been allowed to look into. He asked her if, since they had been married so long, he could see what she had been keeping all these years. She said OK and opened the safe. In it were a pile of money totalling $10,000 and three chicken eggs. He asked her, "What are the eggs doing in there?" She said,"Well, I have to admit that I haven't been completely faithful to you. Whenever I strayed, I put an egg in the safe." He thought about it and said, "Well, I guess I can't be too upset about three eggs. But where did all the money come from?" She replied, "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.

When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied that there were six.

The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, 'What is it?'

The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Early to bed, early to rise morning #3 is off and crawling. woot

The best thing about it......IT'S FRIDAY!!!! dance

The next best thing, I get off at 2:00, YAHOO! woot

and

Yesterday morning we got over 2 1/2" of rain, and the creek was at flood stage when I got home. yay

My point is, hopefully Saturday or Sunday I'll be able to find some points. thumbsup

Elementally my dear Watson. sherlock

The element of rain, of course. wink

As if you needed to be told.

Happy trails everyone.

joe


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892729
06/06/13 07:53 PM
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Have a great Friday Joe. thumbsup


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892787
06/07/13 03:50 AM
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wave Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ and all coming to the Diner this morning. Joe I hope the creek recedes so you can hunt for arrowheads. SpaceQ happy dreams. Cailyn hope all is well with you. I'm up early this morning so coffee is ready! Have a Great Day everyone! wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892789
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not good morning yet...I'm still up working. lol

I will take that as a sign I should go to bed. sleep

Have a great day Gerry, Space and Joe. See you in a few hours.

Ana wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892792
06/07/13 03:56 AM
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eek Oh My Goodness Ana! It's way to late to be working! Hope you get to sleep in! sleep


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892801
06/07/13 05:33 AM
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Goodmorning everyone.Hot,hot, hot 35C. woozy
Have all a cool day... happydance wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892806
06/07/13 06:08 AM
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Good morning everyone. We had 5 inches of rain yesterday. Today it should be sunny and dry until late afternoon. A shopping day is in the cards. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Omelets, and Waffles with Whipped Cream in the NC. spring


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892810
06/07/13 07:39 AM
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Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope you have some good head hunting tomorrow.

Space, good morning.

Ana, I hope you're sleeping in right now.

Gerry, good early morning to you.

Haroula, hope it's not too hot for you today.

Connie, that's a lot of rain. We're getting it here now.

Rainy day today. May take a trip to BJ's. Hope everyone has a wonderful start to the weekend. penguin


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: GBC] #892827
06/07/13 09:56 AM
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Glad to hear you are home early today! Hope you enjoy the rest of your TGIF!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892837
06/07/13 10:15 AM
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Very very short night, but I guess 4 hours is better than nothing. See you all when I finish! Have a happy day.


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892860
06/07/13 11:40 AM
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Happy day everyone.

It is going to be another beautiful day. In the 70's. Just got through taking Cory for his walk. Nice out. Been doing laundry and housecleaning this morning. I will be gone most of the day tomorrow. Carol and I are going to the Taste of Home Cooking School. Can't wait.

Been playing the new solitaire game I won. Fun.

Have a great day y'all.

Bets


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892861
06/07/13 11:52 AM
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Well our sun has run away again. lol One day it shall return.

I have a very heavy heart today. Could I ask for some prayers and good thoughts and vibes for my youngest granddaughter, the one who is the mother to my two great-grandkids Abbi and Jude. Please and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Joe you must be half way through your work day and getting ready for a nice weekend off. Hope the conditions are just right for your head hunting!! Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana eek praying that your project moves right along for ya and that that four hours refreshed you!! HUGS!!

Gerry thanks for getting the coffee started. Have a lovely day!

Space this it it.....the weekend is upon us, enjoy!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Connie glad the rain is over for a little while so you may get out and do some shopping. Have fun and thanks for the treats!!

Gail hope that you can run between the drops if you go out shopping. Rain equals gaming sooooo....Happy Gaming!!

Darlene may work time fly and may everything go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

Bets enjoy the lovely weather but please could ya send some this way???? lol

Taxi night but not sure if I am going. I just might drive them and go back and pick them up when they are ready! duh

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892863
06/07/13 11:57 AM
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Fantastic Friday ya'll wave

Eeeek....what a morning. I've been up since 5:30 and just now am sitting down with a cup of coffee. Time for a break! :happdance:

Hubby and I got up to go run the dogs. We are always on a time schedule for these runs...so have to get up, get out, do it, get back, and get Soot out. Of course, since the boys heard us, they popped out. I sent them back to bed and told them we'd get them when we got back.

Then we discovered that my van keys were missing. eek I was sick yesterday when the boys and I got back from the store, but I was pretty sure I had hung them up. So we looked around, couldn't find them, got the spare key and took off.

Got us all to the park, around and around we went, and then back. Told the boys they could come down. Of course, that started a steady stream of "Can I do X, and Can I have that, and When can I do this?"

Finally got our morning smoothie made 2ce...Once for us and once for son and boys. Next came cooking and then cleaning up the kitchen...got everyone including the boys and the dogs fed. Cleaned up the kitchen again.

Son called on the way to work to ask me why there was plastic in his smoothie? confused Settled a few fights between the boys and talked about consequences....settled a few more and talked about consequences again and told them the next time no more talk, all consequences.

So now sitting and sipping with my headphones on listening to tv. In a bit we will go try on the clothes we got yesterday and clean their room for a bit and swap some laundry and then off to the park providing they have behaved.

Nan, sorry things are rough for your g'daughter. Always happy to send a prayer up.

Ana, hope you finish soon.

Back later puppy


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892904
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Nan, prayers and hugs for you and your granddaughter on the way. hearts Back from BJ's and lunch at Denney's. spring


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: connie] #892911
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Does anyone have exciting weekend plans? My highlight is not setting my alarm.


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892915
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sleep wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892923
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SpaceQ, you can come here and join me at my daughters bachelorette party if you want. We will be shaking it up at a large country bar for some good old fashioned line dancing. lol


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892928
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Ana, is the wedding this weekend?

Son is home from work, kids and I are home from the park, and hubby is stopping for groceries and then coming home. Son's friend with her 2 sons will be here to join us for tacos.

I'm going to go up and lie down for a bit before I cook. Been on the go the entire day. Got all the boys clothes off their floor...whew....re-emphasized the "Where do your clothes go when you take them off? Where do your towels go?" Then I went through all the laundry bins and found kids clothes and put them on to wash. Will put them on to dry before I go upstairs.

Tomorrow night we will go to Star War's Night at the ball field and since it's Saturday, there will also be fireworks happydance Should be fun!

Son will be working nights next week, which will be harder for all.

Back in a bit wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: looney4labs] #892944
06/07/13 07:33 PM
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Howdy everybody. wave

My weekend has officially begun. woot

I came home and grabbed the dogs and headed out for the creek, which is still running too deep. duh

Maybe tomorrow. happydance

It's going to be getting way too hot, and nasty to be going to the creek soon. razz

It already is actually. I just don't care. rolleyes

What I do care about is how ripe I smell right now. WOW! eek

Think I'll head for the shower. penguin

joe


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892956
06/07/13 09:26 PM
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Taxi home and parked for the night. Hope everybody has had a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1] #892958
06/07/13 09:43 PM
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Ahhhh, everyone is stuffed full of tacos. Kitchen is cleaned. Dogs are fed. Son and boys are off to a friends house.

I'm reclaiming boy clothes...kids swore they had nothing to wear yet I had done all the laundry...So after some looking around in areas I usually avoid I found boy clothes everywhere. Had them pick them up and put them in their dirty clothes hamper and explained they'd have a much better chance of having clean clothes if I could find them to wash them.

Anyway, now looking forward to a quiet and calm night. Book time!

Joe, I bet Baby likes it when you smell ripe...much more interesting to her way of thinking. I hope you find some good points soon.

Nan, glad you are home. wave


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Re: TGIF Yeah Yeah Yeah! [Re: looney4labs] #892964
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Good night Boomers. sleep


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