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Sip & Surf Sunday #1012836
05/02/15 11:23 PM
05/02/15 11:23 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch
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My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum…

—Elayne Boosler
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I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in 
a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star!” Like these actual pet names …

Cats
Cleocatra
Bing Clawsby
Chairman Meow
Alexander the Grey

Dogs
Mary-Louise Barker
Bettie Poops
Virginia Woof
Iggy Pup

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.

"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," the clerk said.

"But I filled them out last year," she replied.

"You have to fill them out every year."

"Why? Do you think I’m getting younger?"

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We’d finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower. "I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good view of you au naturel," he said.

My middle-aged wife put him at ease. "Don’t worry," she said. "They’ll only look once."

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The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in agony. "You know you’re past your prime," she said, "when you hurt all over and all you rode was the massage chair."

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Retirement is the best thing that has happened to my brother-in-law.

"I never know what day of the week it is," he gloated. "All I know is, the day the big paper comes, I have to dress up and go to church."

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"Everything’s starting to click for me!" said my father-in-law at dinner. "My knees, my elbows, my neck … "

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The sight of my mother cleaning her dentures fascinated my young son. He sat riveted as she carefully took them out, brushed and rinsed them, and then popped them back in. "Cool, Grandma!" he said. "Now take off your arm."

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At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight!" Grandma studied it before asking, "What kind of fish is that?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I knew that my husband’s hearing had deteriorated after our friend—new to the city— asked where he could meet some singles. "Well," said my husband, "I see them in the Kmart parking lot diving for fries."

"Dear," I intervened. "Singles, not seagulls."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as cotton balls, cotton swabs, powder, and cold cream. On the memo line, she’d written, "Repairs."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In January, my wife, a physician, met with an elderly patient. "So was Santa good to you?" she asked.

"Real good," he said. "I got an SUV."

"Nice."

"Yeah … Socks, Underwear, and Viagra."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Looks like it's going to be a be-you-ti-ful Sunday morning. woot


It's so nice, I may get on my chopper, and take a road trip.


Oh I forgot, I traded my chopper in on a new walker.


Now my walker has 4 legs, and answers to Baby. lab


Anyway, it's not a day off, so Sunday is not a fun day today. smirk


Oh I'm sure I'll have some fun a work. blech


It's still gonna be a beautiful day. lol


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 05/02/15 11:25 PM.

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Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012837
05/03/15 12:17 AM
05/03/15 12:17 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning Joe and all! Back home with my puppies. I missed them so much!

Have a happy day!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012839
05/03/15 03:01 AM
05/03/15 03:01 AM
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Greece
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Good morning Joe,Ana and all who come in later. wave
Have all a relaxing Sunday. happydance spring


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012841
05/03/15 04:41 AM
05/03/15 04:41 AM
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Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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spring Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and everyone. Spring has sprung and the coffee is on. Happy Day to All! spring


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012852
05/03/15 06:28 AM
05/03/15 06:28 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers: lab

Joe, it's going to be a super sun filled warm day here also.

Ana, w2elcome home.

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Gerry, thanks for putting the coffee on early.

Church this morning. It's finally getting to be nice weather. I'll be out enjoying it this afternoon. Wishing everyone here and on their way a super Sunday! spring


Gail
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012853
05/03/15 06:55 AM
05/03/15 06:55 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning, Have a Happy Sunday. Breakfast out and a BJ's trip. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes and Toast in the NC. I got a surprise visit from grandaughter's X. He brought my greatgrandson for me to see. happydance He's 9 and I have'nt seen him since he was 3. spring


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012859
05/03/15 07:33 AM
05/03/15 07:33 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great Sunday Boomers. thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012873
05/03/15 10:59 AM
05/03/15 10:59 AM
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Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Joe I hope work time flies by for you! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana glad you have made it home safely and that you had a wonderful time! Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry Spring has sprung here also! Even those Dandelions are out and about along with the Tulips!! Thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy church and the nice relaxing afternoon! Have a lovely day!

Connie glad the greenhouse is coming along but sorry it is costing more and taking longer then first thought. Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Space hope you are enjoy the weekend! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012876
05/03/15 11:29 AM
05/03/15 11:29 AM
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Alabama
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sunday ya'll puppy

Been up for a tiny bit of time, sipping coffee, cleaning kitchen, feeding dogs, feeding kids. Will be heading to the park as soon as I post. The boys will go with us as son is sleeping. He has to work tonight so needs to sleep in a bit.

Hubby and I have been wanting to watch our last two episodes of "Justified" for awhile now. Finally sat down late last night to watch them and discovered that the last episode didn't record correctly. lol Found it on Amazon this morning, so we will watch it later today. Not something we can watch around the boys. Too funny!

I will do a little Mad-Scientisting later and most likely, once son leaves, laundry. I think he will be doing laundry til he goes though.

Welcome Home, Ana wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: auntiegram] #1012879
05/03/15 11:34 AM
05/03/15 11:34 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your work day goes smoothly and have a super Sip & Surf Sunday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Son-in-law flying out of town this morning on business, so we're having an easy dinner with daughter today! Lovely! woot

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012882
05/03/15 12:00 PM
05/03/15 12:00 PM
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Off to take the dogs to the river. Life as usual. grin

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012889
05/03/15 02:19 PM
05/03/15 02:19 PM
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Alabama
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Back from the park. It was almost too hot for the doggies but perfect for me. We brushed them for just a second...so much hair. It's a bit hard on the back. We need a pull out table from the back or side of the dog van puppy

Then home where the boys decided they were hungry. So fed them up and then left them playing Wii while I headed up to get a shower. Hubby is out running errands. Son must have eaten something bad. His tummy is uber-sick. I don't know if he'll make it to work or not.

I'm going to sit and sip for a sec and then go make smoothies. I expect boys will go home around 5. You'd think with dad sick and in bed she'd come get them to protect them from the bug, but you'd be wrong.

Darlene, how long with SIL be gone?

Ana, have fun wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012923
05/03/15 10:19 PM
05/03/15 10:19 PM
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Palouse country
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Greetings; a long day yesterday at the doll show/sale but very interesting. The group that put it on were just wonderful. Sold several dolls so my load was lighter coming home.
Spent today doing some yard work and just misc. things.
Now ready to crash for the night so wish all a pleasant good night.


Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body - Joseph Addison
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1012925
05/03/15 11:12 PM
05/03/15 11:12 PM
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Massachusetts
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Oh oh, looks like I missed my fav breakfast. Sorry Connie. I worked a split shift today. I didn't have much time to see what breakfast was. Maybe tomorrow. But now all my energy is gone and I'm looking for my pillow. See you in the morning. I have the morning off so maybe if there are any BB pancakes I'll get some then. Night all. Hugs.

Midgie hearts


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