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Funeral Procession #866454
02/05/13 04:55 PM
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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."


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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866457
02/05/13 05:06 PM
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lol Poor mother-in-laws

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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866470
02/05/13 07:08 PM
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Some of the mother-in-law jokes are right on target, unfortunately. I had a doozie of a MIL. Ugh. Don't even wanna think of all the stuff she put me through. If I was still married to that guy, I'd be getting in line. rotfl


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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866474
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Yup, my first one was a nightmare! lol


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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866518
02/06/13 12:50 AM
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lol Cute!!!

Re: Funeral Procession [Re: auntiegram] #866522
02/06/13 01:54 AM
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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866523
02/06/13 03:04 AM
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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: Haroula] #866536
02/06/13 04:58 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: cailyn] #866540
02/06/13 05:24 AM
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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866542
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lol Too funny DMD! lol


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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866555
02/06/13 08:12 AM
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Re: Funeral Procession [Re: ] #866586
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