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Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) #895795
06/20/13 09:43 AM
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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man just groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old dishevelled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All Right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony."


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895798
06/20/13 09:45 AM
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New to me lol


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895815
06/20/13 10:42 AM
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lol


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895826
06/20/13 11:32 AM
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lol lol wave


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895858
06/20/13 02:03 PM
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lol New to me too.


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895878
06/20/13 03:49 PM
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rotfl


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: GBC] #895902
06/20/13 05:59 PM
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lolThanks Mad!


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895906
06/20/13 06:08 PM
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thumbsup Mad


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895971
06/20/13 11:54 PM
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rotfl good one Mad wave


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad] #895995
06/21/13 03:57 AM
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lol I hadn't heard that one before Mad! lol


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister] #896084
06/21/13 01:54 PM
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ouch but lol


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Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister] #896142
06/21/13 05:41 PM
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rotfl rotfl rotfl slapforehead slapforehead slapforehead ...new to me!


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