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More jokes. #888984
05/21/13 02:33 AM
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-1.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the c--- of l-----.

2.Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will c---- t---?

-3.What has four legs and an arm? A happy p-- b---.

-4.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, f----.

-5.She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what d--------.

-6.Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of e------.

-7.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you c-- s---.

-8.I ran into my ex the other day, hit r------, and ran into him again.

-9.I bet you I could stop g-------.

-10.My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I m--- ---

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/21/13 10:04 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #888988
05/21/13 03:41 AM
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1. "the cost of living" lol Good morning Curly wave

Bernie happydance

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #888991
05/21/13 04:08 AM
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Hi Bernie. Good one.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #888998
05/21/13 05:11 AM
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9. gambling wave


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889000
05/21/13 05:39 AM
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4. floor! lol
Morning curly!


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889002
05/21/13 06:17 AM
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Bonjour curly, puppy


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889003
05/21/13 06:18 AM
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889006
05/21/13 06:30 AM
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Morning all, good answers.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889010
05/21/13 06:36 AM
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889013
05/21/13 07:07 AM
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Good one michele.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889014
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889018
05/21/13 07:45 AM
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889020
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889022
05/21/13 08:37 AM
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Good ones.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889028
05/21/13 09:36 AM
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2 - clean them ?


morning,curly

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #889039
05/21/13 10:03 AM
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Hi niteowl, good answer.


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