-1.How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
e------ it
-2.What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside?
b---------------------------s
-3.What do you call a pony's cough?
a l----- h-----
4.What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
i-- b---
-5.What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
y-- a-- t-- y---- to s----
-6.Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
it's m----- h-------s
-7.Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm p-------!"
-8.What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?
C-----
-9.Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept d------- their t-----
-10.Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the u----
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