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Jokes. #937726
01/30/14 03:37 AM
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-1.Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a f----

-2.It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two
c-----

-3A.It was so cold I saw a dog stuck to a f--- h------

-3B.It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got i-- c----!

-4.it was so cold people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the e------- c----!

-5.It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their o-- p------!

-6.It was so cold Richard Simmons started wearing p----!

-7.It was so cold the Polar Bears were buying f-- c----!

-8. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the w------ d---

9. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last p----c of the season.

-10. 20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Massachusetts close the w------.

lol


Last edited by curly; 01/30/14 02:15 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937727
01/30/14 03:44 AM
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1. flake lol wave
Good morning happydance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937734
01/30/14 05:03 AM
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Morning Haroula. Nice one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937735
01/30/14 05:10 AM
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3.(A) Fire hydrant - Hi Curly, two number threes wave thumbsup

Bernie monky

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937742
01/30/14 05:38 AM
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2. cords (5 letters not 6 curly)? headscratch


Gerry
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937748
01/30/14 07:25 AM
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Oops. Thanks Bernie.

Gerry, not my answer. These are jokes. You are very close though.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937749
01/30/14 07:56 AM
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3B. ice cream

Morning curly, kissy


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937751
01/30/14 08:08 AM
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5. own pockets lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937752
01/30/14 08:10 AM
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Hi Gail. Good one. Thanks Cue.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937755
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937758
01/30/14 09:05 AM
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937759
01/30/14 09:23 AM
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8 - windows down


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937760
01/30/14 09:30 AM
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937762
01/30/14 09:36 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937766
01/30/14 10:32 AM
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Good Morning, curly wave

10. windows


curly, I think Cue got #5 (posted after Gail's to 3B).


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937774
01/30/14 11:08 AM
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Good ones. Thanks Jema.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937786
01/30/14 12:42 PM
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2. chords smile

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937790
01/30/14 01:06 PM
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Thanks Marian.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937793
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9. picnic grin

wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #937799
01/30/14 02:14 PM
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Thanks Sondi.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #938087
02/01/14 06:50 AM
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blush crazy OOPS! I missed spelled!!! crazy blush


Gerry
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #938089
02/01/14 07:19 AM
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It happens to me also Gerry. Have a nice weekend.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #938218
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kittyYou to curly! kitty


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