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Riddles. Sept.6 #1123856
09/06/17 02:42 AM
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-1.Why did the silly farmer take a needle into the field?
To s-- the corn.

-2.What is another name for a telephone booth?
A c--------x.

-3.What do you get if you cross and owl with an oyster?
An animal that drops p----s of w----m.

-4.Did the insects have a fight?
Yes, it was a f---for a--.

-5.What did the chicks say to the miser?
"C---- c----."

6.What position do pigs play on a baseball team?
S---- s---.

-7.When is the best time to milk a cow?
When she is in the m-----d.

-8.What hired killer never goes to jail?
An e----------r.

-9.Why did the man have to fix the horn on his car?
Because it didn't g--- a h---.

-10.Why are a rooster's feathers always smooth?
Because he carries a f--- c---.

lol










Last edited by curly; 09/07/17 02:51 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123857
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1. To sew the corn lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123859
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Hi Bernie. Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123862
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Morning curly car


Gerry
Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123864
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123865
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123867
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Thanks. michele, Joan beat you by a few seconds. Try again.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123868
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123871
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123872
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Morning curly, smile


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123877
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Morning, merci.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123878
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123880
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123893
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123903
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123907
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123913
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Merci.


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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1123998
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Re: Riddles. Sept.6 [Re: curly] #1124023
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Thanks michele.


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