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Riddles. Nov. 17 (I added the first letter) #1132170
11/17/17 04:16 AM
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-1.When is a green book not a green book?
When it is ----.

-2.If a father gives his son 19 cents and his daughter 6 cents, what time would it be?
A q------ to ---.

-3.Why should you never disclose a secret when you're in a vegetable garden?
Because the potatoes have ----, and the corn has ----.

4.What holes are not holes?
k--t--l-s.

-5.Which profession would never join a nudist camp?
P---------s.

-6.Why did the rich parents keep their children in the refrigerator?
So they wouldn't get s-----d.

-7.Why is a man who marries twice like the captain of a ship?
Because he has a s----- m---.

-8.When does a boat show affection?
When it h--- the s----.

-9.If a mouse ran out of your stove and you had a gun, could you shoot it?
No, because it would be out of your r----.

-10.Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
Because she doesn't marry the b--- ---.

lol

Last edited by curly; 11/18/17 07:12 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132171
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Good morning

Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132172
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132173
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Salut Remi, et bon weekend.


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132175
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Good Morning to you curly! wave


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132177
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132182
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132183
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Good morning.

Try again Gerry.

Others are right.


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132185
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132186
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132188
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Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132190
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: niteowl07] #1132193
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132202
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Merci.


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 [Re: curly] #1132263
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see hint


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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 (I added the first letter) [Re: curly] #1132265
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Re: Riddles. Nov. 17 (I added the first letter) [Re: curly] #1132267
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Hi Bernie, good one.


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