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Jokes again.(Chicken this time) #904358
07/29/13 02:21 AM
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-1.Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the c------'- f---!)

2.What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
(An e------!)

-3.What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(F--- w------!)

-4.Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the q---- of d---!)

-5.How do chickens bake a cake?
(F--- s------!)

-6.Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for c------ f---!)

-7.What's the most musical part of a chicken?
(The d--------!)

-8.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the o---- s---!)

-9.What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(R---- b---!)

-10.Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we n--- the e---.

lol

Last edited by curly; 07/30/13 10:19 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904359
07/29/13 02:36 AM
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3. fowl weather smile

Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: Marian] #904360
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1. Chicken's foot lol - Hi Curly wave

Bernie happydance

Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904361
07/29/13 03:59 AM
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Good starts. Hi Bernie.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904372
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Morning curly, lol


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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904373
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6. chicken feed

Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904375
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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904379
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904380
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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904381
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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904382
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5. from scratch wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904385
07/29/13 08:34 AM
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904394
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Good Morning, curly cat

9. roost beef grin


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904400
07/29/13 10:06 AM
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Hi Jema, good answer.


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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904601
07/30/13 09:48 AM
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2. eggroll lol


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Re: Jokes again.(Chicken this time) [Re: curly] #904609
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Thanks Gail.


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