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Jokes. #958986
05/28/14 02:27 AM
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-1.What do you call four spanish-speaking men standing in quicksand? ... Q----- c----.

-2.What do you call a guy on a barbecue grille? ... F----.

-3.How about his girlfriend? P----.

-4.What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? ... E-----.

-5.Receptionist at the incontinence hot line: "c-- y-- h---?”

-6.Did you hear about the girl named ALLISON who got a new boyfriend who was a tractor dealer? She sent her old boyfriend a J--- D---- letter. He may have a C--- against her for desertion.

7.Is a pirate ship a t------t?

-8.Did you hear about the dyslexic Satan worshipper? ... He sold his soul to S----.

-9.Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? ... Because it is too c--- o------.

-10.One Pirate to another, "do you want to come to the corn roast?” "How much?” "A b--- an e--.”

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/28/14 10:12 AM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #958988
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #958989
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #958991
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #958995
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #959000
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Good answers. Morning.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #959001
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Hi Gail and Cue. Good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #959015
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #959033
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Thanks Flo.


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