Riddles. Oct. 20
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10/20/17 02:32 AM
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curly
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-1. What did Tennessee? Exactly what --k-----. -2.If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have? They have f-----. -3.How does a leopard examine his bank records? He does a s--- c----. -4.Why shouldn't you hit a famous composer? He might hit you ----. -5.Did you hear that the moon is going broke? It's d--- to it's last -------. -6.What wears shoes, but has no feet? The s-------. -7.Why was the barber arrested? He had a b---- with the l--. -8.What do you call a cow that can't give milk? An ----- failure. -9.Why didn't the crooked tailor go to jail? He m----- his w---. -10.Why was the farmer angry? Because someone g-- his g---.
Last edited by curly; 10/21/17 02:13 AM.
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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20
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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20
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Re: Riddles. Oct. 20
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