-1.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy I'm s-----d.
-2.What are unhappy cranberries called?
B---------s.
-3.If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
P------s.
4.What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Lots of d--------s.
-5.What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The t----- t---.
6.Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The -------.
-7.What football game is played on Thanksgiving?
The g---- b---.
8.Why did the turkey hurriedly eat his food?
Because he was a g------.
-9.What sound does a space turkey make?
H-----, H-----, H-----.
-10.Why were the cranberries red?
They saw the t----- d-------.