Thursday

Posted by: gymcandy1

Thursday - 10/03/12 10:59 PM

GentleThoughts for Today


Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then c--p on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you
are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load.

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.


At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks
on
the truck door.

The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.


When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in WISCONSIN and

I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The School Crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign. It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: NUDIST COLONY - Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Now, what wuz I gunna talk about? think

At 12:30 at night I'm not really leaning towards a very long dialogue.

I'm rather leaning towards the bedroom actually.

I'm mean I'm really leaning towards the bedroom. tired

I'm almost horizontal, I'm leaning so much. sleep

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's that buzzing noise? shocked

I thought I would get the diner started, and then go do some gaming, but I started the post about a half hour ago, and I have a bald spot on my head now from scratching my noggin so much.

I may not have a hair left by the time I finish it. rolleyes

On the bright side though, I won't have to cut my hair anymore.

On the other side.... headscratch ..... Oops, it's bright too because of the glare of the sun.

I guess I don't have to worry because it'll be ALL-bright. wink

Nobody can ever call me Harry either.

They don't call me Harry now though. duh

Why would they, I'm not Harry?

I'm Confused......and tired. tired

Have a harry happy day everyboomie.

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thursday - 10/03/12 11:15 PM

lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe. I know shoeless Joe, but now we can add hairless Joe to the list of famous Joes. grin

Not sure what today will bring yet...I am sure it will be a good one though.

Have a happy day!

Ana wave
Posted by: Drmojo

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 12:58 AM



Morning Boom Boom Buddies~


Thanks for the chuckles Joe lol

Hey ya Ana yeah, its exspensive feeding horses now
the first 12 years of Mo's life I lived east the mountains
and hay & grain was wayyyyyyy cheaper!

WoW! Gerry 40's!! thats really old for a horse
Mojo will prolly out live me lol

Hi ya Yankee I bought Mojo when he was 4 months
but I left him with his Mama til he was 6 months~
how long did your horses live?

Hey ya Buddy Gail skype later? if the wind stops
blowing so hard?

Have a good day~Karen angel
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 02:30 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana,Karen and all.
The weather is very hot for these time of
year eek
Today is shopping day,we are going
to buy some clothes for jr. yes
Have all a nice day flowers
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 04:20 AM

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Karen and Haroula. Joe happy dreams! Ana enjoy your day. Karen Mo is really apart of your family! Haroula have fun shopping. Cailyn I put the coffee on. Hope you're feeling better. Happy Day All! wave
Posted by: venus

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 05:56 AM

Time for yet another work whoosh. wave

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone. cat
Posted by: Midge

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 06:50 AM

Good morning. We still have grey skies and fog. Our weather forecasters are saying a chance of more rain today. Man it's dreary out there. Hope someone has some sun today. Please send a little my way. smile

I don't have to go to work until about 4:30 this afternoon. Have a great day everyone. Hi Joe, Ana, Karen, Haroula, Gerry, venus, and everyone who comes in here today. See ya. wave

Midgie hearts
Posted by: connie

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 07:00 AM

Good morning everyone. Midge Hugs and sun on the way. hearts Hubby and I see our Primary Dr. today, then to the hospital so hubby can have his port flushed. Tonight we are taking SIL out for her Birthday dinner. Her Birthday is later this month, but we will be at St. Pete Beach then. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish and Waffles in the NC. summer
Posted by: GBC

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 08:07 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a good one!

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you make today.

Karen, talk to you later. Wishing you a great morning!

Haroula, have fun shopping.

Gerry, I'll have a cup of that coffee. Thanks.

Cailyn, get well soon!

Venus, how's work going?

Midge, if you get any sun I want some too.

Connie, Good luck at the Doc's for both of you.

Dreary looking day this morning. Coffee and Danish needed to get me going. Be back later.
Posted by: soot

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 08:49 AM

Good morning gang laugh

Still adjusting my clock smirk

But it's good to be home with WOM and buddy boys!

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Whoosh...

wave
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 09:53 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you have a harry happy day as well! smile

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 10:42 AM

Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

I seem to be in a wake-up-early-and-then-take-a-10 o'clock-nap cycle. Not a normal routine for me at all. The plus is I get to see hubby before he leaves for work, but the downside is by 9 a.m. I'm walking into walls.

I've had several cups of coffee but apparently someone stole all the wake-up power from ours.

Back after my brain wakes up. wave
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:30 AM

Thanks for the chuckles Joe! I really needed some this morning. Long tale of strange goings on with that stupid empty house. After Hazmat put up the yellow caution tape so no one would enter because of a 'reported' mercury spill and contamination, no one has. Good. Been almost 2 months now. So yesterday, I get a visit from 2 guys supposedly from some 'cleanup' firm. Very not believable. Didn't tell them anything except the one phone number I'm sure they already had of the 'troublemaker' who really wants access. They asked all sorts of questions and I finally told them to call the Hazmat guys and gave them the business card.

Creepy because THEY said they were there to inspect and then if anything spilled they would call Hazmat????? Struck me really wrong with that one. AND the ID on one guy's pocket plastic clip was a California ID Card. Not a business ID a general, run of the mill ID card Calif. issues if you don't have a driver's license! AND the other guy couldn't seem to find HIS ID. Ohhhhhh. I hope I never see them again. AND they wanted MY last name. Nope...I think the troublemaker is up to no good again sending guys pretending to be 'officials' in hopes of getting into the house. What a mess! I'm so wanting to run and hide.
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:37 AM

Good morning everybody. wave

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, but we are going all the way up to an uncomfortable 88 degrees later. The good news is that it's breezy which is making it real nice today. yes

This weekend we will be all the way down in the 50s for a high. yay

I can't wait. I guess Nan and Ana are sending me some of their weather. woot

I need cold weather to kill the tall grasses and weeds in the creek. yes

I'm going to work at 1:00 today. It's a short day (7hrs work), so I'll get off at 9:00 which means getting home at around 9:15, eating, showering & winding down, then getting to bed maybe by 10:30 to 11:00 and getting back up at 3:30 to be back at work by 5am. shocked

To paraphrase all of that; UGH!!! slapforehead

I hope you all have a muchos joyas day. grin

joe
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:41 AM

brrrrrrrrrrr morning. a little on the chilly side here. thank goodness for my electric fireplace .i have it turned on this morning. i am not ready for cold weather to set in. but my daughterinlaw is ready for the leaves all change and some snow on the ground so she can get going on taking senior pics for the granddaughter living with us. well now we got 10 new windows done and still have 5 small ones that need to be bought and done. then i can get my new doors and go look at the flooring we want to use in the front room and dining room and start on them. not going tobe able to do much today since having to tear down our big oak king size bed yesterday and moving it. my bedroom looks like a tornado went thru there
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 12:17 PM

Joe enjoy the cool weekend. grin Our lows will be in the 20's and highs in the 40's! Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana have fun today what ever you decide to do! It's cloudy and about 50 out there with 25mph winds. Not sure there will be any leaves left after today. lol

Haroula have fun shopping for Jr!!!

Karen hope things are well there. Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for getting the coffee started.

Cailyn HUGS!! Hope you are feeling a little better.

venus have fun at work!

Midge enjoy the morning and may work later be fun!

Connie good luck to you and hubby at your doc appointments! Enjoy going out with SIL for her early birthday. birthday to her!

Gail sounds like a gaming day weather. lol Have a lovely day!

Soot happy working!!! May the time fly!

L4l have a nice nap!

Darlene may all go smoothly at work today!

Sorta you should have saked them for a number of their boss then report it to the real Hazmat people. Be careful!

My10 sounds like you will have a new house soon. lol Hope all goes as planned. Have a lovely day! HUGS!

wave
Nan
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 12:33 PM

If they stay out of the road, all my animals have long lives.
Horses: Likely Nativo 32
Snippit 28
Mr. P J(Pony Jumper) well into his
30's. We think he was born on the
range.
Sullivan late 20's. He had equine
flu but didn't respond to
treatment

Cats live into their 20's and dogs well into their teens. I can't imagine rolling out of bed in the AM and no furries to muddy up the day.

Wow, Joe that's a rugged schedual. I have to be at the mechanics tomorrow at 9AM and that's causing a bit anxiety. Miss S-10 gets her physical and oil change.

One day closer to Doom game yippee. Supposed to get to 90 this PM. Just had breakfast/lunch -2 helpings of green salad -yummmm.

warm fuzzy Thursday all
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 12:57 PM

Yup auntigram, I tried my best to get identification that would help. Name and address on the 'forms (which they were hesitant to let me hold) was from Los Angeles, 2 hours from here. ID wasn't a business, NO license plate on their ratty truck, and they were really hinky.

I know they were from the creepy guy who is trying to take over all the old guy owns. Had to be. I looked into getting some sort of restraining order but the cost is awful and I'd have to have a 'court hearing' first. Not worth it. I'll just tell the next 'inquirer' that they should wait on my porch while I call the cops. That should do it.

I just hate that I'm in the middle of something that I shouldn't be. OH and I did call the Hazmat guy and he said he didn't send them, doesn't know who they are, agreed with me that they aren't who they say the are, etc. Yup. He is now alerted in case they call him (I gave them his number). I doubt they will ever do that. They were 'phishing' for info on me and the old caretaker and trying to get access to the property. Yup.
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 01:18 PM

Good afternoon. I stopped in this morning but apparently forgot to submit my post. oops

Off to the vet for a nailtrim and then to the park to run the dogs. The they are getting a much needed bath. After that I will winterize the yard and trim my flowers and a couple trees. It looks like this is the last nice day for awhile.

Hope you all are enjoying the day.

Ana wave
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 03:03 PM

A belated Hello everyone, I have been lurking briefly and them off to the busy-ness of days, lol. Hubby added a new uncovered porch, very small but bigger than top step would be and stairs. He is beating his leg to death trying to beat the rains. Been very dry here which is unusual. Was in the 30's the past two mornings and clear but after about ten it fogged in and warmed up some. Off I go. Happy Gaming!! wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 04:28 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 05:39 PM

Hi Boomers wave

Hope you have a great evening. smile
Posted by: 3dobermans

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 08:02 PM

Evening; back to doing eye drops for the elderly neighbor. Back to trying to get things done around here before the cold sets in.

Off to get a bite of supper so will wish all a great eve.
Posted by: Midge

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 08:41 PM

Hey Trippy wave
I'm in Star Trek Heaven Scfy is running a Star Trek marathon today. I worked for 3 hours but when I got home I tuned in Scfy and Star Trek is still on. I'm lovin it. hearts Joe are you watching?

Midgie hearts

Edit:I'm gonna go look for my pillow. Early shift in the morning. Night all.
Midgie sleep
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 10:08 PM

wave

Home, fed, NCIS'd...

Intense work day. Now, have the house to myself for a few hours! Off to see what's afoot! woot
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 10:17 PM

It went from a lovely sunny day to a rainy windy chilly day this afternoon, so the dogs and I walked in the rain and I cleaned up my yard in the rain. lol If you can't beat em, join em. grin

I am suffering from a severe case of ADD this evening and can't find anything that interests me for more thahn five minutes. The dogs are happy though since I have spent most of the evening grooming them. They love the attention.

Are we having fun yet?
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:00 PM

Night guys, sleep well all sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:38 PM

Well I haven't blown away yet. lol That wind is nasty out there. Sure am glad no presip has fallen.

Time to head for bed and cuddle with Sassy. I'm hoping that she is warming the bed up for me. lol

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!

sleep
Nan
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thursday - 10/04/12 11:56 PM

Nan, I see you are in the snow area. Winter is upon us, huh?

Sweet dreams everyone.