Re: Saturdiner

Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Saturdiner - 10/05/12 08:51 PM

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe:

Jay Leno: "Why does dew appear on plants in the morning when the Sun comes up?"
A waitress: "Is it because the Sun makes them perspire?"

Jay Leno: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?"
An auto mechanic: "To get to the other side?"

Jay Leno: What are magnets?"
A taxi driver: "Are they the things crawling over a week-old dead cat?"

Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?"
A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Going To Dump You...

-- Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.

-- She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing to her.

-- She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week.

-- She says she has to tell you something... on Jerry Springer.

-- Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine..."

-- She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.

-- Your other girlfriend told you so.

-- The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.

-- Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, "You haven't got a clue, do you?"


[b]Insulting in an Appreciative Manner[/]

"You're so smart, for an American."

"You don't sweat that much for a fat guy!"

"I'm amazed by the level of success readers have after following your advice."

"Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!"

"Relax, sweetie... you were perfectly adequate."

"You're more of a "street smart" kind of guy."

"You're not the kind of girl guys date; you're the kind of girl they marry."

"You're so evolved…for a man."

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep."

The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep... You wake him up."

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn't tell the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, & went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words having his way with her...

When he finished, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? And then she switched on the light...

No madam, said the gardener…

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. 'I am so ashamed, Doctor, she said. I guess I let myself go.

The physician was checking her eyes and ears. Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad.

Do you really think so, Doctor? she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,
Of course.... Now just open your mouth and say moo.

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House

Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.

Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.

Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if you can use the bathroom.

Ask what time you should return your date tomorrow morning.

Recite a couple of bawdy limericks.

Pretend to eat your arm.

On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket , Massachusetts :

Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.

Good morning everyboomie. wave

Tomorrow is here, and it looks to be a pretty cool day here. woot

Yesterday, when tomorrow arrived it was looking like a hot time for all, but we are only going to be in the mid 50s today. Just what a penguin wants to hear. penguin

Me too. thumbsup

It's kinda like a Friday for me, and I get off at 3:00. Yee Haa! Yaa Hoo! Yee Hoo! Yaa Haa! blush

OK, I've gotta get all of this body paint washed off before I leave for work. yes

They expect me to wear real clothes at Lowe's. razz

Have a happy day everyone. yay


Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/05/12 09:05 PM

Glad you got your cool weather. I am not liking ours but I best just accept the fact that summer is over. We are in the 30's tonight and the house is very chilly already.

Happy Friday Joe!

I will be dancing the morning away with Sam at a charity dance marathon with our favorite instructors. I am expecting to be quite tired after two hours of straight dancing. eek

I'll catch you all in the afternoon.

Have a happy day!

Ana wave
Posted by: Midge

Re: Saturdiner - 10/05/12 09:34 PM

Hi Joe and Ana. Thanks Joe for making me laugh at this late hour (for me). Ana have a great time tomorrow.

I'm gonna say good night. Good night (heh,heh). See you on the flip side.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: Drmojo

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 01:27 AM

Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave

Hope everyone has a nice day flowers Doc puppy cat pacify
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 03:08 AM

Good morning boomies,have all a happy Sunday wave
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 04:46 AM

wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, Midgie, Karen and Haroula. Cailyn I hope you are resting. Coffee is ready Have a great day all! wave
Posted by: GBC

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 06:24 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, see you after 3:00.

Ana, I can't even imagine dancing in the morning. Have fun!

Midgie, have a great day when you awake.

Karen, enjoy your day. Talkk to you later.

Haroula, have a good day!

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Cailyn, well wishes. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Wishing everyone a great weekend!
Posted by: connie

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 07:07 AM

Good morning everyone. Ana, I'll be more than happy to send you our heat. It's still in the upper 80's to low 90's. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Honey Buns, and French Toast in the NC. summer
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 07:37 AM

Good morning everyone. wave

It is cold here too Ana. eek
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 09:09 AM

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to dance I go. It's 33 degrees out, I'd rather be in bed snuggled right now. lol

Midgie, have a great day!

Doc, I hope you and family are doing well.

Haroula, are you feeling better?

Gerry, enjoy your fall walk.

Sue, big hugs to you. So sorry you are ill. hearts

Gail, once the music starts blaring, it's easy.
How are you doing?

Connie, 80-90 is my favorite temps. I'd feel better if I could turn the heat on here but hubby would not be pleased.

Space, stay warm! I bet the dogs like running in it. How is your dog doing?

Off I go, catch you later!
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 09:11 AM

Morning everybody!! Just a quick stop to wish everybody a wonderful start to their weekend.!!

Later a birthday party for my great granddaughter, she will be two on the 11th!!

Have a wonderful day everybody!!

Ana have fun dancing the morning away!! lol

Posted by: venus

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 10:08 AM

Joe, can you send some of that cooler weather over here? It still thinks its summer where I am. lol Enjoy your Friday.

Have fun dancing, Ana. happydance

Hope you had a good night's sleep, Midge.

Have a nice day, too, Karen.

Have a happy Saturday as well, Haroula.

Enjoy your Saturday, Gerry.

Have a great weekend, too, Gail.

Thanks for all the food, Connie. smile

Good morning, Space Quest.

birthday to your great granddaughter, Nan! Have fun at the party.

Finally, I'm off and have a chance to post! What with my friend back from Greece, fiance working overnights which throws off both our schedules, practicing singing and acting and of course regular work on top of that, my plate's been a little full lately. lol Also, at work, they're doing a complete remodel of my department, which makes it hard for me to do my work at all. Right now, I have a lot of product piling up in the back with no place to put it out on the floor. crazy I can't wait until that whole fiasco is over.

Today, though, I'm going to enjoy my day off with a game. grin

Hope everyone has a terrific Saturday. cat
Posted by: SharonB

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 10:20 AM

Good morning, Joe and All Gameboomers! wave

Ana, it's great you can dance after all that weight lifting. rah

Midgie & Doc, Good morning!

Haroula, Hope you are feeling better.

Gerry, Thanks for the coffee but I still prefer my Diet Coke. lol

Connie, Good morning. I'll take you up on that French Toast. smile

Space Quest Fan and Nan, Good morning!

Sunny and 80 here today -- Rainy and 50 tomorrow.

Have been juggling my checkbook and working with imaginary numbers... woozy

I need to lie down. Have a great day everyone! catrub

Best way to spend a Saturday, Venus laugh
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 11:28 AM

Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Somehow my alarm clock got set to 6:40 and then turned on. I remember lying there thinking, "Oh my goodness Hubby, turn off your alarm" and then realizing it wasn't his alarm. So I fumbled around and got it off but somehow reset it to 9:40. rotfl

Anyway, I got up to find hubby in the kitchen with the boys and son in bed. I'll kick him out as soon as the boys have finished breakfast.

KISA is going to reset our router this morning to see if that will help out some of you net problems. Then later today the cable guy is supposed to be here. Our DVR has decided it's not one.

Other than that today will be routine chores and kids and games (I hope)

Back later wave
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 11:40 AM

brrrrrrrrrrrr morning everyone. its a chilly 44 here and only suppose to get to 49 today. we are under a freeze warning for tonight and tomorrow. i know for a fact i am not ready for cold weather to set in. we did get our house plants in yesterday that we had on the front porch. not much planned for today, really want to take it easy for a few days to g et my back time to rest. hope everyone has a great day
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 12:04 PM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Yee Haa! Yaa Hoo! Yee Hoo! Yaa Haa!

Hey, Ana! How fun! Enjoy your dance marathon!

Hi, Karen! How have you been doing?

'Morning, Haroula! Καλή μέρα smile

Hi, Gerry! Have a great Saturday!

Hey, Gail! How have things been going for you? Hope your Saturday is exactly as you'd like it to be!

Connie, Happy Saturday!

'Morning, SQFan!

Hi, Nan! birthday to your great granddaughter! Enjoy!

venus, enjoy your gaming!

Sharon, hope the rest of your day is easy peasy!

L4L, hope you're able to game some today!

'Morning, my10! How is your family doing? hearts

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's SoI'msittingheresippingonacupofHubby'sbrewreadingthepostsandwaitingfordaughterforanothermegashopping Saturdiner!

Yep, it's more shopping with daughter. Boyfriend and daughter have bought a beautiful house, escrow is closing next week. Lots of mixed feelings about this for me....

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: soot

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 12:19 PM

Good morning gang laugh

I see L4L has given you a superb update on our plans for the day .. I am off to do recycles and projects for the day .. the big one being our home network which is misbehaving--oh my!

Take care and enjoy Saturday!

Catch you all later wave
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 03:25 PM

Gosh how do all you boomers run around doing everything, taking care of others and cars and the net and zumba and dancing and earn a living too. Now I am retired and do nothing all day but laze around, complain and cuss at games. But lets say I've done my share too. But I do feed my pets andd rescue animals and hekp the wild ones and sometimes garden andandand........

Tomorrow my son and a friend of his are comming here and will practice archery. And he knows darn well shooting at animals is Verboten. So much verboten that I will disinherit him. It would be great if my daughter in law and one of their daughters visited too. Anyway I got some fruit and juice and fixin's for sandwiches and yogurt pretzils.

Yesterday I was so sleepy all day and then couldn't sleep during the night. Why?? Today I feel great after 2 days no sleep Why?? I should be draging. Like the draging lady. hahaha Aging is unpredictable at times -how refreshing. You 30 year olds, start a journal on changes due to age. Wish I had -how many laughs when reading it.

Have a good time all
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 04:08 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 04:20 PM

What a morning! We had lots of fun at the dance this morning although it took an hour or so to get our hearing back. lol We made it the whole two hours plus the extra 15 minutes of encore. yay

Now I am waiting for my hair to dry and I will take the dogs for a hike.

Nan, birthday to your great grand daughter! WooHoo! My youngest turned 21 yesterday. Time flies.

Venus, is your friend back for good?

Sharon, 80 sounds great! I hope your cash flow stays in the black.

L4L, I hope you can get your net troubles fixed.

My10, hope everyone is doing well by you. hearts

Darlene, congrats to your daughter and SO. That's a huge step for them.

soot, are you getting your internal clock in sync?

Yankee, I hope you can get a good nights sleep tonight. Sleep is good. That is nice that you have company tomorrow. I take it son is practicing with a target?

Haroula, sweet dreams.

Ana wave
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 07:07 PM

Been a fairly quiet day. No unwanted visitors. Looks like 'maybe' they are emptying the illegal tow yard across the street. Hope that the city engineer spotted it (doing the sidewalk project now) and made them go away. Crossing fingers.

Also ran into that fireman at the end of the block who got the illegal fireworks stopped. Then it started back up. Told him where they are shooting from now and he had already googled the location. Now he has precise location he will call his brother in law (police) and the fire department and try to catch the guys in the act. Hope he can do it. Would love to never hear those stupid bottle rockets (and other heavier stuff) ever again. Getting worse with them shooting them like 'arrows' across the street directly at houses and cars. Dumb?
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 07:39 PM

Sorta, sounds like your place is a laugh a minute. Stay safe.

Son has the boys at the park. Soot and I are going up to make tacos. Son's friend will come back with him with her 2 boys so I suspect I will take a tray to my bedroom to eat.

The cable guy made a flying stop by here and gave us a new dvr, so hopefully I'll be able to record again soon. wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 07:52 PM

Sorta, I hate when they shoot off fireworks here. This year has been very quiet with the drought, but there are still a few who don't care.

L4L, Wild horses couldn't drag me away from my corner of the house. You are very patient.
I hope your DVR works now.

I am officially toast for the day. lol I took the dogs for a two mile run and then made tilapia, black rice and quinoa and herbed zucchini with mini peppers and sundried tomatoes for dinner. Now I am sipping my green tea and playing Sherlock. Life is good.
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 08:29 PM

Ana, what is black rice? I'd have been officially toast hours ago if I'd danced for 2 hours straight! thumbsup

Daughter did a Color Run today. It sounds like fun but my first thought was "Eek, that's going to be in your lungs and that cannot be a good thing." Sure enough, she said she had a great time but coughed and sure enough, it was colorful. Next time she is going to wear sunglasses to protect her eyes and a mask to protect her lungs.

The gang is on the way home now so I'm savoring the silence 'cos it's going away soonest. wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 08:42 PM

Black rice is an actual black rice vs. brown or white that cooks purple and will stain anything it cooks with to turn it dark purple. It is the healthiest and lowest glycemic index of rice to eat and the most nutritious. It has a kind of nutty flavor and I think tastes best of all rice.

How fun for daughter! I would love to do that but I imagine I would either end up with asthma or hives with my allergies. I hope that she can wash it off and exhale the chemicals so she does not get ill.

Enjoy the peace while you can. hearts
Posted by: Midge

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 09:25 PM

Reading the posts. Thanks for the info about black rice Ana. I'm gonna try it.

Home from work and just relaxing for abit. I have another early shift in the morning. Can't sleep in, darn. Have a good night all. See you tomorrow.

Midgie sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 10:04 PM

Home from the party and what fun. I even ran a race!!! A whole........... .01K!!! lol It was so much fun and the money raised went for a great cause. I got a T-shirt and a glass that was used to drink beer for free!! Abbi even came out to cheer me on. lol

Ana sounds like you have had a full day!!! Dinner sounds delish too. Enjoy the gaming for fun!

L4l hope the kids are worn out and hit the hay early!! Daughter's race looks very interesting!!! but she had fun!

Hope everybody is having a wonderful evening.

Night Midge sleep well.

Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 10:28 PM

Sweet DReams Midgie. Wild horses can't drag me out of bed tomorrow morning. I am sleeping in till I get bored of laying in bed. lol Hope your day goes well.

Nan, good for you! How sweet of Abbi to cheer you. woot

I just went to brush my hair and had to use the left hand to push up on the elbow of the right arm to reach the shelf to get the brush. My shoulders and arms are a tad sore. rotfl Arnica gel has now been applied liberally.
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Saturdiner - 10/06/12 10:49 PM


Been a busy day...

Shopping with daughter. Then, it's my weekend to volunteer in the tech room at church, so just got home from Saturday service. Now, it's just Hubby and me. He's got salmon on the grill and I'm making artichokes. Life is good!

Alrighty, off to choose the wine! smile
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 10/07/12 12:07 AM

Sounds like a good day was had by many wave

Son has all the kids in his room watching a movie. Soot and I are off to bed. Sleep well all sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Saturdiner - 10/07/12 01:22 AM

Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!