Wednesday's Song

Posted by: gymcandy1

Wednesday's Song - 10/09/12 07:43 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmers' Almanac, 1978
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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"
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The town lush drunkenly stumbles into a banquet hall when an insurance convention is taking place, ready to pick a fight. He shouts, "All insurance agents are thieves, and if you, (hiccup, got a problem with it ya ought to do something about it."

Instantly, a large man walks up to the lush, points a finger at him and says, "You take that back!"

The lush looks him in the eye and says, "Why, are you, (hiccup), some kind of agent?"

"Absolutely not” the man replies, "I'm a thief."
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In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where the TV was located, and then walked out to get the mail.

As my husband approached the TV, he saw a note taped to the screen. It read: "Don't forget to hide the descramblers before the cable guy comes. Love, Tom."
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After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance...

Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?

Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...

Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...

Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files...

Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it...

Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command...

For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded...

Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem...

Customer: I knew it!

Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE' at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes...

About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer...

Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking...

Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...

Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out...

When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again...

Customer: I need a new power supply...

Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?

Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply...

Technician: What did he tell you?

Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE...
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Good morning everyboomie. yay

There's a big bright sunny day coming your way.

If that's not what you get, don't worry, it's probably not your big, bright, sunny day.......................today

I just meant that sometime this year there is a big bright sunny day coming your way, and you know who to complain to if it doesn't come.

{{HOWEVER}} sherlock

If there is sunshine in your heart, you won't need it outside. Your inner glow will provide sunshine, and warmth for others, on a cloudy day. thumbsup


No I was not thinking of the song "My Girl". snicker



I am now though. slapforehead



I hope you all have a happy day. rah

joe



I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day.


Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/09/12 08:00 PM

Joe, you are indeed the sunshine on a cloudy day, my friend. hearts

Thanks for the chuckles. I hope your day is a wonderful as you are.

Zumba in the morning and then finishing Sherlock is on my agenda.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
Posted by: Drmojo

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 01:34 AM

Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave

Howdy Joe Thanks for the funny funny jokes lol


Hi ya Ana I'm going to the Chriropractor today
did your chrio help you out? taz



Going shoppa-shoppa with Rikki & Mom today ~Karen angel
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 02:16 AM

Good morning boomers,have all a
lovely day flowers
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 03:32 AM

Good morning all wave Karen enjoy your shopping trip! Ana how's the toe? Joe thanks for the openers every morning! Haroula you have a lovely day also,coffee is ready!Have a good one everybody turkey
Posted by: GBC

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 06:57 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, cloudy, dreary, rainy day here but I have sunshine in my heart.

Ana, enjoy Zumba class and Sherlock.

Karen, sounds like you're going to have a busy day. Enjoy!

Haroula, a happy day wished.

Cailyn, please and thank you on the coffee.

Got just about everything situated, it's a rainy day, girls are in school and it all equals a relaxing gaming day for me. Woo Hoo!
Posted by: connie

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 07:07 AM

Good morning everyone. A trip to the bank and BJ'S today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Danish, Cinnamon Rolls, and Omelets in the NC. summer
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:00 AM

Joe hope work flies by for ya. Only one after today!! Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana have fun doing some regular gaming!! Is it good?? How did your adjustment go yesterday??

Karen have fun shopping and hope the chiro can adjust good!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn are you enjoying the peace and quiet?? Have a nice day!

Gail have a fun day gaming!!

Connie have fun shopping. Thanks for the danish. One day closer to your trip!!!

No plans till taxi run!!

wave
Nan
Posted by: venus

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:12 AM

Good morning and have a terrific day Joe, Ana, Karen, Haroula, Cailyn, Gail, Connie, Nan and all who come in after me. wave

I'm not working today, but I still have to whoosh. My friend and I are spending the day together. thumbsup We both generally have Wednesdays off, which works out nicely. For those that have asked, yes she is back for good. happydance

Okay, time to go get ready. Have a great day, everyone. cat
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 10:01 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! I echo Ana, Joe! You are sunshine on a cloudy day! Hope your Wednesday's Song is soulful!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 10:31 AM

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

I woke up a little breathy today. That hasn't happened in a long time, so today will be a quiet one.

wave
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 11:13 AM

it was another brrrrr morning here. need to go to petco and check out new winter jackets or something for the dogs, also hubby wants to look a new leashes. a little shorter than what he is using now. would like to go over to lowes which is right there too and look at new doors , need 1 for the front and 1 for the back. i am wanting one for the front that has the mini blinds between the glass that way i don't have to put a curtain on the door. other that that not much planned for today except throwing towels into the dryer. have a great day all
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 11:22 AM

Good morning boomies! I have to whoosh to class before I am late. I dug out a 20 year old bathing suit so I can go in the hot tub and swim and sauna when I get done. I think a long soak sounds fabulous.

Hope you all are having a great day!
Posted by: SharonB

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 01:52 PM

Goodmorning Joe and all Gameboomers. smile Yes, it is bright and sunshiney here. It is warmer too. Opened my windows but a little cool so will have to close them again.

I've not been able to get back on the internet since I got kicked off the other day while downloading. Fixed now.

Got to my Dr's appt yesterday and from there was able to see the highway so I walked to it and found that Walgreen's, Wawa, Dominoe's, Dunkin Donuts, Family Dollar and Food Lion were all within reach from there! WOW! That's so much better - relief that I'm not as cut-off as I thought.

Doing laundry now. Think my clothes are ready to return home. lol

Wishing all health and good days! rah
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 02:03 PM

Who was I kidding? By the time I got done with class, the last thing I wanted to do was soak in a hot tub. I was way too hot! I came home instead and will take the dogs for a hike when I get done posting.

Sharon, glad you were able to get back online and that you are within walking distance of so,e stores. yay That is great!

My10, have fun shopping. I would love a blind on my sidelight also. I hope you find what you want.

L4L, I hope you are feeling better.

Darlene, safe skooshing.

Venus, glad to hear your bestie is back to stay. yay

Nan, the game is phenomenal! Best one yet.
The adjustment was much needed and did the trick!

Connie, have fun shopping!

Gail, when is your surgery? How are you doing? hearts

Sue, the foot hurts 24/7. I just try to ignore it. grin How are you feeling?

Haroula, have a great day!

Doc, good to see you. How was your chiropractor visit? Mine was great yesterday. yay
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 04:04 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 04:16 PM

Night Haroula sleep well.

Sharon how wonderful that you are within walking distance of all that. happydance Hope the laundry makes it's way home. lol

L4l hope you are feeling better now. HUGS!!

venus have a lovely time with your friend. Glad she is back for good. happydance

Darlene may your day go smoothly!!

My10 it was a bit cool, like 28F. here this morning but now it is a nice 48!

Ana lol I just knew that would happen. lol Have a lovely walk with the dogs. Me and Sassy just finished an extra long miler.

Glad you are liking the game. Guess I better keep and eye out. I love the Sherlock ones. My fav is The Awakening. It must the the swamp thing. lol

Time now to get ready so I can run the taxi!! Have a wonderful afternoon and evening all.

wave
Nan
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 04:23 PM

thanks for the laughs Joe. thumbsup
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 04:28 PM

Haroula, sweet dreams.

Nan, I was chilly when I got dressed for class, it sounded like a wonderful idea at the time. lol
We had a very chilly couple mile walk. The wind is brutal.
Have fun tonight!

SpaceQ, how was your day?
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 05:12 PM

we didn't make it town today , hubby wasn't feeling to good. well had to call a plumber and he will be here monday. got a leak in a pipe that goes into the main drain pipe under the bathroom and hubby can't fix it. so my doors will wait
Posted by: GBC

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 05:40 PM

Good Afternoon Boomers.

Wishing everyone a wonderful rest of the day and evening.

I'll be back in the Diner soon as I can.

Ana, surgery is tomorrow morning.

Nan, thumbsup

Cailyn, keep the coffee hot.
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 06:01 PM

Gail, sending many, many prayers and positive thoughts to you. hearts

My10, I hope you can get the plumbing fixed quickly.

Ana wave
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 06:28 PM

Hello everybody.

Another one bites the dust. bravo

It's great getting off at 2:00 but when You have to get up at 3:30 again, you still don't have a lot of time to mess around before getting ready for bed. At least tomorrow I get off at two to start my day off. woot

It's so hard to go to Mom's and see Baby for a couple of hours and then leave her again and watch her dejection. frown

Mom says that on most nights she won't even come in the house, and she lays out in the road all day waiting for me to come back. sad

I've gotta run and get tomorrow's big D started. happydance

I hope your evening is a nice one. yes

Gail hugs and good vibes coming your way. We'll miss you and keep your seat warm in the diner. kissy

Hi Ana. hearts

joe

Posted by: 3dobermans

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 07:08 PM

Sorry I haven't been here much, just feel like I'm running nonstop; still doing the eye drops 3 times a day at least for the next 2 weeks and also trying to get things done around here. The dogs are so feeling neglected.
And I have another story "sitting" in my head but will have to wait.

Gail, prayers that all goes well.

Off to get more done so may all have a great eve.
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 07:36 PM

Gail, luck and we will be praying for you.
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 08:37 PM

Joe, that tears my heart out. Poor Baby. Can't you take her and drop her off while you are at work?

Trippy, can you take the dogs with you when you go out? Glad to hear you have another story brewing. yay

L4L, how are you feeling?
Posted by: Midge

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 08:41 PM

Gail I'm sending prayers and healing thoughts to you my friend. I missed something. Surgery? I've been away too long.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:02 PM

Me too! Sending prayers for success tomorrow, Gail and rapid healing. Oh Joe, I'm with Ana, that is just too sad. Baby doesn't understand this at all. There must be an answer!! Looking forward to the release of your next one, Trippy....when you have time, of course!! Our first big storm is coming this weekend and rushing around tying up loose ends. Put the boat up for winter today and covered firewood. Still working on those apples and pumpkins! The rest be be fine in the earth for the time being! Hubby planted too much!!! See you soon and Happy Gaming! wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:12 PM

Gail HUGS and Prayers!! May all go well and recovery be speedy!! angel

Taxi home and parked. We were minus one tonight as Tom had his port put in and on Monday he started chemo. He has this jar he carries in his pocket for a continuous infusion! Friday he will go and have the jar part removed and go from there. Might have a week off and then another jar but won't know till Friday!

Ana did ya finish the game??? It was a little cool walking here too today!

Aw Joe that brings tears to my eyes. Poor you and poor Baby. Hopefully things will change for you two soonest!!

Lotus stay safe in the storm this weekend. Good luck with getting everything done in time.

Trippy I hope things slow soon so you can tell your new story!!

My10 I hope the plumber has things done in no time at all. Stay warm!!

wave
Nan
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:20 PM

wave

Home, fed, NCIS'd...

Gail, big hugs and prayers going up for you for a quick recovery! hearts
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 09:20 PM

Awww Joe, I'm with Ana. Is there no where you could move that would allow Baby?

Eeeek, Lotus, does the big storm include snow?

Nan, good luck to Tom. Glad you guys are all home safely. wave
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 10:06 PM

Jooooe, Baby is hurting so much. Probably time will heal but now it's just pain. Really she's better off at your mom's because she would have to be tied or kept inside while you are working. I wish you both the best.

Commander Buttons, my bengal cat, climbed a ladder that's against an iron post that supports a porch roof and both ladder and post are covered with morning glories and he stuck his head through the flowers and looked so much like he was making home repairs. I had to laugh -that was 1st in the AM. Then doggie is mad at me because last night (3 AM) I chastised her kinda heavy like because she wouldn't stop barking. But she'll get over it.

Cats won't eat, they want different dishes. I've given them all my flat dished because dishes with high side could interfere with their wiskers when they eat. Well, they can get used to them.

As you see my life centers around my pets and then games.

Sleep well all
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 10:17 PM

Lotus, You must have a large cellar or pantry for all the veggies you are preparing. Hope you see a light at the end of the tunnel soon.

Nan, I did indeed finish and all I can say is WOW! I was blown away.
I hope you friend will be done with his treatments soon and feeling better.

Darlene, have a nice evening.

Yankee, it sounds like you missed a great photo op this morning!

Ana wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 10:20 PM

Good night Boomers sleep
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/10/12 11:25 PM

Night guys, sleep well sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Wednesday's Song - 10/11/12 12:19 AM

Time for bed. Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan