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Sunday's Best

Posted By: gymcandy1

Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 06:02 AM

"Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings."
Jack Handey
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I wonder why they don't have an image of Jack Handy at Quote World.

I think he's very camra shy.
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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The plumber presented his customer, a lawyer, with a bill charging rates of $500 an hour. The lawyer was outraged, saying "I don't even make that kind of money - doesn't that seem a bit steep?" The plumber replied, "That's what I thought, when I was a lawyer."
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Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it's a shame to wake him.

Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.

Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.

A lawyer's job is secure - who would build a robot to do nothing?
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There's a true story about a convicted con man who was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which the judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors. Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I think that's enough lawyer jokes..........for one day.

Wouldn't want anyone to think I was picking on lawyers. razz

Let's see, what day is this? Oh yes, the day after yesterday.

Has it been a week already?? shocked

The best thing about today, I think, is that it's the day before tomorrow, and tomorrow, in case you don't know, is Monday.

I'm happy about that, I guess, because................ headscratch................I have no idea why I’m happy about that.

Maybe it’s because I love the Turtles.

Because if I’m happy about it, then you’ll be happy about it, and then we’ll all be Happy Together.

I kill me. snicker

Have a happy day together everyone.


joe
Posted By: Darlene

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 07:13 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Sunday is truly the best!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Solookingforwardtoanothereasypeasyrockandrollingdodgeandweavingmoveandgroovingsuperduperoompalooma Sunday's Best!

Late Saturday evening for me....

Been such a lovely, slug day. Soooooo what the doctor ordered. smile

Church in the morning, then back to slugging. It's all good, yes? smile

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 08:05 AM

Good morning everyone,have all a
nice Sunday smile wave
Posted By: cailyn

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 08:48 AM

Good morning Joe,Darlene,Haroula waveI'm putting the coffee on for who ever needs some,hope you all have a peaceful day!! puppy
Posted By: venus

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 10:03 AM

Hello and goodbye. wave

Have a great Sunday, everyone. cat
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 10:09 AM

summer Good Morning Joe, Darlene, Haroula, Cailyn and venus. Wishing you all a relaxing Sunday! summer
Posted By: Midge

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 10:57 AM

Good morning. it's dark out there. Haley's comet is supposed to fly by in the east, I've been looking but all I see is alot of stars. Oh well.

Thanks Joe for your openers. Hi Darlene. Have a great slug Sunday. I'm working this morning, then church, then back to work later on today. Morning Haroula, Sue, venus, Gerry, and everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful Sunday.
Midgie hearts
Posted By: GBC

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 11:28 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day!

Darlene, slugging is good.

Haroula, happy day to you!

Cailyn, I need coffee. Please and thank you.

Venus, good morning.

Gerry, wishing you a relaxing Sunday also.

Midgie, wishing you an easy work and a relaxing in between.

Church this morning. Birthday party later this afternoon.
Posted By: Space Quest Fan

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 01:29 PM

Good morning everyone wave

It is cold here eek
Posted By: soot

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 02:28 PM

Good Sunday morning Joe Darlene Haroula Sue Venus Gerry Midge Gail and SQF! I believe L4L and I are going to take the day off. We had plans for the zoo with the grand boys and Dad but oldest is sick and that wouldn't be fun. So will enjoy time with WOM, gardening and my whale music laugh

Have a wonderful day everyone!! wave
Posted By: manxman

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 03:22 PM

Good morning everyone. Hope you all have a happy and restful Sunday wave
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 04:31 PM

Super Sunday ya'll puppy

We are having a family down day. Our biggest challenge will be keeping the dogs from eating the food that son brings down to the den for the kids who are supposed to be eating in the kitchen at the island. rolleyes

It sounds like many of you have busy days planned though. I'm still feeling awfully sleepy. If my next cup of coffee doesn't jump start my body, I'm going back to bed. wave
Posted By: Sorta Blonde

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 04:38 PM

Happy wet Sunday to all. It started raining late yesterday. Wheeee. Weatherman was right for a change. Just dripping now. All outdoorsies present and accounted for even if they are a bit damp.

Leg (was not working right yesterday) seems to have recovered. Still a little spasm on inner side but at least I can move it. Geez. That was weird. I'm thinking that the way I was lying on my side on my OLD couch must have crimped a nerve. Gonna try it again today and 'prove' my theory. Hate all those nerves and bulging discs. For sure gonna make a doc appointment.

Two houses across and down the street, which usually have tons of cars and lots of people going in and out are very suspicious yesterday and today. BOTH had NO cars or people around from early Saturday until at 11 pm, one car showed up and one light went on in one house. Other house, nada. So this morning, other house has the usual cars there and saw the guy, but the other, all cars still missing (there are usually 5 or 6) and the one who came in last night and turned on the light is also gone again. Wondering what is going on when for months (since they moved in) it's been constant cars and people and most with babies or toddlers. We think they run a day care, no signs, people come and go at all hours and some only stay for a very short time. Strange indeed. Something weird about that crew. sherlock But now, nothing happening, no cars, no kids. I'm thinking perhaps one or more got caught up in a 'drug bust' that the police had on Friday? Rounded up about 75 in a year long sting operation. Could be they are all in hiding. We shall see. Just too much traffic over there from day one.

Off for a walk in the rain. Should be fun. Gonna check up on those huge machines that are there for tomorrow's big asphalt chopping extravaganza.
Posted By: gymcandy1

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 05:25 PM

Good morning everybody................barely. wave

I've been sippin & surfing. Did a few dishes. Now I've gotta get over to Mom's and visit my brother some more. happydance

I hope everyone has a fantastic day. yes

See ya later. yay

joe
Posted By: Lotus777

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 06:43 PM

Good Morning Boomies. It is a busy life around here but maybe slowing down just a bit. It is cold and wet here today, a perfect day for gaming but I? alas will be peeling and coring apples, haha. I will either dehydrate or freeze them. Hope everyone has a cozy, toasty warm day and Happy Gaming!!! wave Edit....Where is Ana??
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 06:53 PM

Good afternoon boomies! I was suffering from a sugar coma this morning so I went back to bed instead of going to the dance fund raiser I was supposed to go to. I know why I stay away from sugar and this morning was a refresher course. rotfl

I am off to the river with the dogs now. I finally decided it was time to move.

Have a happy day! I shall return.
Posted By: auntiegram

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 07:40 PM

Well it ain't morning anymore but at least I have all my errands done. Although i did forget to get a sympathy card for tomorrow but since my daughter was going out she said that she would pick one up! happydance Now I don't have to go out again.

Ana have fun at the river!!

Joe have a fun visit at your mom's.

Sorta glad your leg is better today!

L4l poor son. He and the boys sure seem to be sick alot. Prayers that he feels better soonest!

Soot enjoy a nice relaxing day!

wave venus, Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, Manxman, Lotus, Midge and Darlene! Have a lovely day!

Gail have fun at the birthday party!! birthday to the birthday person!!

Space enjoy the day as it should warm up!! We just made it to 50 from a start of 28F!!

wave
Nan
Posted By: Yankee Clipper

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 07:49 PM

Hey L4, this AM I saved another gecko and this one is the big mother of all of them. She slithered under an overstuffed chair that's near the opened front door. So I moved the chair toward the door and with a broom I kinda scooted her out and she scampered away. While chair moving there emerged a little orange............toy mouse. But let me tell you -it scared the daylights out of me. hahaha

Beauty day today. Also the tomato plants -now there are 7 of them. Will plant some outdoors and nurture them along. The cold I can manage with row cover but grasshoppers -another story. They should die out soon but will emerge again in spring.

Puppy and I checked mailbox this AM and no Doom yet. Maybe Tuesday AM. And to all you KillZone afficianatos -Again I finished KZ2 and the Visari they shot definately does not have green eyes like the one in the beginning of the game. Visari had a ringer. After Doom arrives I'll be waiting for KZ4 and PS4.

When I was a kid I had an arrowhead collection, probably Iroquois(western NY) and when we moved to Grand Island I threw them back into thew woods. I often think about them.

Enjoy you Su nday all
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/21/12 08:58 PM

tired sleep wave
Posted By: Midge

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/22/12 01:37 AM

Back from work shift. Just relaxing now. Tomorrow I have another split shift. Hope you all had a great day. I'm looking forward to my next day off....which will be Wednesday. I go see my Mom that day. It'll be good to see her. She'll have an evaluation on that day. I'll have my older sister on phone conference, and my other sister with me along with my Mom. It should go like the last evaluation 3 months ago. My Mom is slipping and I know I'm losing her. sad. It's hard.

saying good night now. See you in the AM.

Midgie sleep
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/22/12 01:57 AM

Hugs Midgie puppy
Posted By: auntiegram

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/22/12 04:36 AM

Night everybody!! Sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

Midge.....Big HUGS!!!

sleep
Nan
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Sunday's Best - 10/22/12 04:41 AM

Night gang, sleep well sleep
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