Joe's Thursday Diner

Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/24/12 11:12 PM

A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
- English proverb


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While watching a a movie recently recently, a man couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of him.

Unable to bear it any longer, he tapped one of them on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," he said, "I can't hear."

"I should hope not," one woman replied sharply. "This is a private conversation."

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"DOC, YOU'VE GOT to help my husband," a farmer's wife said frantically. "He thinks he's a racehorse. He wants to live in a stable; he walks on all fours and he even eats hay."

"I'm sure I can cure him," the doctor replied, "but it'll be very costly."

"Oh, money's no object," she responded. "He's already won two races."

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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

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Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.

Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.

I was a fool – nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,
Belinda.

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week’s lottery.

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Good morning everyone. Joe lost his internet so I'm filling in for the night. He has an early day again so hopefully he'll be able to join us when he gets off work.

I am going to the taping of Chicago's Best today with Sam. They are filming at my favorite restaurant and we were invited to be a diner while they are filming. yay

Other than that, I will be in the corner.

Have a happy day!

JoeAna wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:45 AM

Good morning JoeAna wave That sounds exciting Ana dining while they are filming!! I'll put the coffee on,have a great day everyone puppy
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:52 AM

Good morning JoeAna,Sue and all who come in
later happydance
Have all a nice day wave
Posted by: venus

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 04:54 AM

Hello and goodbye. wave
Posted by: connie

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 07:19 AM

Good morning everyone, sorry I was awol yesterday. The weather will be rainy and windy for a few days thanks to Sandy. Sunday it's going to cool down finely. Midge, Hugs coming your way. hearts To all here and all who follow, have a Great Thursday. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and Blueberry Pancakes in the NC. summer
Posted by: GBC

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 07:57 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Ana, Good Morning. Sounds like a really fun day planned.

Joe, see you after work.

Cailyn, Is the coffee ready?

Haroula, happy day!

Venus, good morning and good day!

Connie, may I have two Danish this morning?

Midgie, glad your Mom's okay.

Good day to everyone! Off to walk the dogs. Looks like it's going to rain so I'd better get out there early.
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 09:50 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet JoeAna! smile Thanks for the openers! Sounds like a fun time with Sam! Enjoy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: flutist

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 10:13 AM

Good morning everyone.

We have entered our last day of beautiful weather. It is supposed to rain this afternoon and tonight, then turn cold. Okay, I'm ready for spring. lol

Took Cory for his walk this morning and hopefully we can take him again between rain drops this evening.

One week from today, Ginny moves back into her house. yay Contractor has been working to get it all set up for handicap. A neighbor and I are going to get welcome home signs, banners and balloons at her house. Can't wait to have her back.

I'm gonna go get some coffee then play some Barrow Hill. Haven't played it in about 5 years.

Have a great day everyone.

Bets
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 10:13 AM

As we all know the best laid plans sometimes don't happen. Hubby was not feeling well this morning and I took him to the emergency room. He is feeling much better but we will be here for the morning so I canceled my lunch with Sam.

Catch you all later! Hope your day is going well.
Posted by: MaG

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 10:20 AM

Hugs and positive thoughts for you and hubby. kissy
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 10:46 AM

Oh Ana!!! Hugs and prayers headed your way!!! hearts Sorry you have to miss lunch though.

Cailyn thanks for getting the coffee started. Have a lovely day!

venus happy working!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Connie if you were mia I know it was for a reason. lol Have a lovely day and thanks for the danish!

Gail have a nice walk and hope the rain holds up!! It is raining here and windy and cold. They say that the rain will turn to snow later as there is a cold front moving in. Too early. Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

Bets that is great news about your friend! happydance Was the music choses good ones?? Have a lovely day!

No plans here but to stay in as much as possible to stay warm and dry! lol

wave
Nan
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 11:46 AM

Your 'filming' sounds fun Joe! I accidently got into a TV commercial when they filmed at one of my favorite steak houses. We were 'regulars' and sat in the booth directly behind the 'older' regulars when they made the ad. Was fun to watch it when it came on our stations. Hope YOU get into the act too!

Very quiet around here. No big machines making noise, but they managed to get all the 'hot' wires from the new phone poles to the houses all done yesterday! They are sure working fast. Never seen any project go that smoothly. Today I think they cut off the tops of the old poles and then that crew is done. Then the cable, phone, etc come and move their stuff to the new poles, and then the old poles come out. THEN they start tearing up the road for the sidewalks. I am watching the big block fences to see when they are yanked out. Gonna be a big mess for the homeowners.

Gal across the street and 3 houses down showed up with a major crunched car. Ohhhh. Now I know whose car it is. Hard to tell because they park several houses away some times. She was telling her family that 'it isn't very bad, just a little ding on the back bumper'. Wellll if they came to the street side, they would see the entire left side of the car from front to back demolished. Can't figure out how she did it, but had to be a hit from behind that then spun her and she sideswiped something white. Really bad body damage, but drivable. Old car, 70's by the looks so probably not worth repairing. Same house that had a car whammed right in front last year by a drunk driver. Totaled that one. Can't tell if it's the same gal. If so, very bad luck for her.

Computer keeps having 'serious error' on start up and sometimes locks during use. Gonna try to find which program is causing the 'system dump' and fix it today. It's my project.
Posted by: GBC

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 12:07 PM

Darlene, good morning!

Bets, good news for Ginny. enjoy Barrow Hill....good game.

Ana, ahh, prayers out to your hubby. Hope it's nothing serious and you guys will be home soon. hearts

Nan, hope you're warm and dry. Nice day to game.

Sorta, hope you find and fix the cause of your computer problem.

Gaming Time. rah
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 12:56 PM

Ahhh Ana, I'm sorry. I'm glad hubby is improving.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee. It is very much appreciated.

Haroula, how was your day?

Venus wave

Connie, stay dry. How is everyone feeling?

Gail, how are you feeling? Happy dog walking. Do you suppose the dogs say to each other, "Let's go walk the human?"

Happy skooshing, Darlene wave

Bets, what a fun homecoming for Ginny bravo

MaG puppy

Nan, snow eek I saw on this morning's news that Colorado was getting a good downfall. It was blowing on a 45 degree angle and of course, the guy was standing out in it. Stay warm.

Sorta, give the computer a stern warning and if it doesn't listen, whack it. It won't help but you'll feel better. whistle I hope you get it running smoothly soonest!
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:36 PM

Good Morning. Sending up some prayers for you and hubby JoeAna. Busy, busy here so off I go and maybe back later. Happy Gaming everyone. Oh, and hugs back to you Nan!! wave
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:40 PM

Hello everybody. wave

I'm here............for the moment. smirk

I could not get on line this morning before work.

Don't know how long I'll have service. It just seems like I may have trouble trying to get the Dish people out here while I can be here.

Thank you very much JoeAna for having my back. kissy hearts

Now I have to get off line and go to Mom's. Hopefully will be able to get here when I get back. Keep your fingers crossed, ok? wink

Catch y'all later. happydance

joe
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:49 PM

luck Joe wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 02:53 PM

THanks for the positive thoughts everyone. Hubby is fine and we are home now. They did xrays, heart ultrasound, stress test and EKG and all are normal. He feels fine now but was not well early this morning but they were unable to diagnose the issue. The good news is he is okay now. hearts
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 03:18 PM

L4L, I love your solution to my computer hiccups! AND while I was typing this note, it did it again. Must have heard you. So I banged on the blank screen and on the base unit and it restarted again. Ugh. Off to do the CC cleaner and see if it helps.

OH road crew hit a GAS line today. You could hear the hissing halfway down the block. Got near it on the sidewalk and one of the Utility guys stopped us and escorted friend and I to the other side of the street. Worker took my hand and led me across some nasty chopped up road. How sweet was that? Awwwww. They got the gas off finally after about an hour of digging and now are fixing the problem. Slowed down the road asphalt a bit, but they kept working down the block. Should be done by tomorrow I think.
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 04:22 PM

thanks for the jokes Ana lol
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 05:18 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 06:21 PM

Ok, I got back home, ate dinner, showered, and started up the old laptop. As soon as I tried to get on line it said "unable to connect". Tried again and got here, so I'm off to post for tomorrow. happydance

I have to be at work at 5:00 again tomorrow and then at 1:30 I have to be down in Texas to see the POD people. yes

I have to go to Bonham to the VA Hospital to see at Podiatrist, and get help for my feets. grin

If they don't give me some major help, I don't know what will happen because I now limp pretty severely at work. smirk

Have a nice evening everyone. wave

joe
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 07:23 PM

Ana glad that all the tests were negative and that hubby is feeling better and you are both home!! hearts

L4l I only saw a couple of flakes but I know some places around here got some snow. How is son and the boys feeling???

Joe glad you made it back!! happydance Good luck at the foot doc's tomorrow. Prayers that there is something they can do for your feet to make them feel all better.

Night Haroula sleep well.

Space have a nice evening.

Sorta that was nice of that guy to do. Hope they don't hit any more. lol

wave
Nan
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 07:44 PM

Joe, glad you found your way here. hearts

Nan, keep the snow for a bit yet please. I am going in kicking and screaming this year. lol
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 07:57 PM

Ah Joe, sore feet are so not a wonderful thing. I hope they have a solution for you.

Soot takes neurotin full time and has found that the only shoes he can wear are crocks...so he does.

Off for dinner and most likely an early bed time. My back is screaming...It did not enjoy the cleaning that went on today. sad
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 09:00 PM

Prayers heading your way Ana.

Good night Boomers. wave
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 09:26 PM

Night Quest wave

Sleep well all. Heading to bed to watch the series and read a book. See ya'll tomorrow. sleep
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 10:31 PM

It'shereIt'shereIt'sheeeere - oh joy Doom is here!!!! And Doom-a is a Boom-a. It arrived yesterday PM and a real temptation to play Doom 3 but with utmost discipline I'm playing Doom 1. Playing on 2nd easiest as I'm not ready for frantic mode yet. There are secret places to find and a bunch of monsters to kill and it's getting more difficult as I progress. It is a real game and Joe you are right about enjoying it. It goes back to 1993.

Joe, get your feet fixed up -maybe just a sole insert will cure it. Let's hope so.

Doggy is having a barking fit. It happens every deer hunting time. The deer and wild boars migrate into my pasture be cause they know I won't hurt them and all Lexington and Blue Branch knows my sentiments.

I made rogaine red today, a salsa, and wow!! too many chilipetains -it is hothot. It will sure light up the scrambled eggs and how

nighty-by
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/25/12 11:33 PM

The rain has stopped but the wind is still blowing pretty good out there.

Time for a pillow hunt! Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams.

sleep
Nan
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Joe's Thursday Diner - 10/26/12 12:40 AM

sleep