Monday

Posted by: gymcandy1

Monday - 11/25/12 07:31 PM

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' !
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

It‘s Monday/Moanday/Mourning, for moi. That‘s French for “me“………..or is it Hawaiian for “more“?? headscratch

Yeah that‘s it, because we will have more heat today. Moi heat. thumbsup

I think the heat melted away half of my day off. duh

It might have melted half my brain. blush

I was sitting on the couch doing nothing at all, and I looked up and it was dark. eek

Today will be an early day for me going 5:00 to 2:00, so at least I’ll be home early. penguin

Time for bed. tired

I’ll see you all after that last piece of sand drops from the old work hour glass.

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Monday - 11/25/12 09:45 PM

Good morning Joe, will you be out to head hunt when you get off work? It sounds like you have a great new area to explore. yay

I will be working, then walking the dogs in the woods, then back to work and then dance class at night. yay

Ana wave
Posted by: flutist

Re: Monday - 11/25/12 09:47 PM

Hi all, nite all.

Bets
Posted by: manxman

Re: Monday - 11/25/12 11:35 PM

Good morning boomers. Hope everyone has a great start to the week. wave
Posted by: BobH

Re: Monday - 11/25/12 11:55 PM

Hi boomers.

I hope everyone has a great day.
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 02:03 AM

Good morning boomers,have all a happy day happydance wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 04:10 AM

Good morning all waveI hope you all have a great day,coffee is brewing puppy
Posted by: venus

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 05:04 AM

Hello and goodbye. wave fall
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 05:15 AM

broccoli Good Morning Joe, Ana, Bets, BobH, manxman, Haroula, venus, and Cailyn. Sounds like everyone has there day planned! Enjoy the day all! broccoli
Posted by: connie

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:00 AM

Good morning everyone. Walking this morning, then shopping and lunch with SIL. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful start to the new week. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and Bagels in the NC. penguin
Posted by: GBC

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:34 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Wishing everyone a wonderful, happy day!

Housework, dog walking then out to do a little Christmas shopping. penguin
Posted by: soot

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 08:52 AM

Good munday moaning gang laugh We're safely back from our turkey day trip enjoying a great time with son's family and new grandson...oh my what a cutie pie. But the time has come to get back to business, so I am off to work and wishing everyone a great Monday!

Whoosh...

wave
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 09:57 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Very exciting about your new finds! Woohoo! Hope your work day goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Back to work after a most lovely looooong weekend.

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 11:10 AM

Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

So what's everyone up to? Ready for Christmas?

It's a bit chilly here. Hubby is back at work. Life is good. Lots of errands and to do's today.

Back later wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 12:36 PM

Today is going like yesterday and I am getting everything done but my walkthrough. oops

I just got done enrolling my niece and I next years Warrior Dash again. I wish it was now, I so ready to get muddy and run again. It's a week before Sam's wedding and my niece is the maid of honor and of course I am mother of the bride and she is panicking one of us will get hurt. I have to reassure her we got this!

I am off to the park with the dogs now and then it's buckle down time!

Have a happy day!
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 01:38 PM

Good Morning Boomers and a chill one it was earlier. Sounds like everyone is very busy and so are we. Battening down the hatches for another round of storms and hoping the winds are less than last time. Hubby almost has south side of his shop done so that is good as the storms come from the south mostly. Most of my Christmas shopping is done...now the fun of wrapping which I am not so good at. Family company arriving midweek just in time for the weather. My Mum hopes they will have to say longer due to the liklihood of flooding south of us on Hwy. 101. She is so funny. Wishing a great day for all of you and Happy Gaming!!! wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 03:28 PM

Well I see I have missed the morning compleatly. lol Been busy, busy!! Start one thing and that leads to another thing which in turn leads to even something else and the first one didn't get done till last. lol

Hope that everybody is having a great day!!

Ana good luck in the corner!!

Lotus stay safe!!

Joe thanks for the laughs!

wave Haroula, Gerry, Cailyn, venus, L4l, Darlene, Soot, Gail, Connie, Bob, Manxman, Bets!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan
Posted by: 3dobermans

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 04:20 PM

Afternoon; had a store run to make this morning. Did wake to 27 degrees but sun is out and is now up to 42.

What a long week end it was; my little town was like a ghost town, actually worse since I couldn't even find any ghosts....
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 05:45 PM

wave puppy
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 06:17 PM

Off to BINGO!!! Have a lovely evening all!!!

wave
Nan
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:13 PM

Have fun Nan. happydance
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:28 PM

Howdy everybody. wave

My day was busy at work, although we didn't get in until 5:30 this morning because of no manager showing up. Oops!! shocked

I left at 1:30 and went to Mom's and over to the hill and dug around to find THIS . penguin

I also found a big chunk of FLINT. thumbsup

I had to give it up because my back was giving out. Also a cold front blew in. I thing Ana sent it this way. wink

It got very cold. shiver

How was uor day? grin

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:35 PM

Woohoo joe! You are on a roll! I am sitting in line waiting to get into dance class. I am so ready!
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 07:49 PM

I had to roll through a lot of dirt to find those Ana. lol

A lot of digging actually.

Enjoy your Zumba. yay12

joe
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 08:32 PM

Well, 1st full day at home and it's kinda quiet but housework done, laundry too and gamegamegame. Black ops 2 has some good battle missions. It's a good shooter.

Nan, that 40 plus car pile up was in Beaumont, Texas and that's southeast of us. What a way to start the holidays. I believe in west Texas you can go 85 mph and 18 wheelers can go 70 mph on our highways -that's too fast.

Have a fine evening all
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 10:01 PM

wave

Home, fed, NCIS'd...

Off to see what's afoot!
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Monday - 11/26/12 11:35 PM

Joe congrats on the nice find!! happydance

Space hope your evening was good.

Ana did you make it into class??? Have fun.

Yankee thanks for letting me know. Just glad it wasn't your way! I saw those speeds on the news and thought Man are they crazy.

Darlene hope you find something fun afoot.

Well we started out at 4F and made it to 17F. Now we are on the downslide. Might be around 30F tomorrow. duh

I am off to bed. Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan