Monday Monday

"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese."
Billie Burke

You won't be saying that when you're 65. 
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Mafia Valentine Verses


My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.

I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

I picked up dis card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.

Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your......backside. 

Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.

Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!
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Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:

I'D LOVE TO BUT...

... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. ... I have to fluff my shower cap. ... I have to fulfill my potential. ... I left my body in my other clothes. ... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. ... I'll be looking for a parking space. ... I'm being deported. ... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. ... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. ... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. ... I'm sandblasting my oven. ... I'm taking a crash course in punk totem pole carving. ... I'm worried about my vertical hold. ... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. ... I've got a Friends of the Rutabaga meeting. ... it's too close to the turn of the century. ... my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. ... my plot to take over the world is thickening. ... my subconscious says no. ... none of my socks match. ... the grunion are running. ... the last time I went, I never came back. ... the monsters haven't turned blue yet; I have to eat more dots.
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Good morning everyboomie. 

Gads I'm in a hurry and my mind is a blank! 

Like I've always said, the first thing they taught me in art class was how to draw a blank, and I got an A+++. 

My teacher said I was inspired.
And believe it or not, I've even gotten better with age.

I can even do it blind folded. 

I can do it right handed OR left handed.

The thing that has not gotten any better with age, unfortunately, is inspiration. 

If perspiration really makes up for it though, I should be almost back to even. 

Well, almost nearly, but.....not.....quite.....hardly. 

I’ve gotta be getting close though.

Have a happy day everybody!

joe

Joe, you an A+++ as far as I am concerned!
I hope your day is wonderful!

I am going to dance class at night and waiting to hear if I will be back in the corner or not. No matter, I know the day will be great!

I hope you all have a great day too!

Ana

Good morning Joe and Ana. Happy Monday to you and all boomers to follow

Hope it's a happy day for you too manxman!

Ana

Joe thanks for the laughs!! Hope work flies and all goes well! Have a lovely day! BTW.......love the collection!!!

Ana have fun at dance class tonight!! Hopefully things will go well for you if you end up in the corner!! Have a fun run with the dogs!!

Manxman have a lovely day!!

Up early to take roomie for to feed the vampire. Then some shopping.

Have a wonderful day all!!


Nan

Good morning Joe, Ana, Nan, manxman and all who come in later.
Have all a happy Monday

Good morning Joe,Ana,Nan,manxman,Haroula I'll put the coffee on and keep it hot,enjoy your day all boomers

Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman, Haroula and Cailyn. Hope it's a wonderful day for all!

Hello and goodbye.

Good morning venus!

Hi Gerry and Venus Venus enjoy your day!How are things with you Gerry? It should be a nice day for your walk,I'm off to the gym

Hi Cailyn I'm good. Enjoy your time at the gym! It will be a great day for my walk.

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day!

Ana, hope you have another corner-free day. Enjoy the dancing.

Manxman, good morning!

Nan, enjoy shopping today.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Gerry, is your weather as mild as ours today?

Venus, have a nice workday.

Haroula, good day to you!

Update on Karen: She's home recuperating and asked me to thank everyone for the well wishes. She'll be back to posting soon as she's able.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day!

Good morning everyone. A bank trip and BJ's today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Monday. We get the results of hubby's Pet scan tommorrow. Please send lots of positive thoughts. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC.

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! And I echo Ana: you are an A+++++++ to us!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Raining here....

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

She's eating!!! She's eating!!!! Oh how wunderbahr!!!(spelling) Probably too many treats -you know holidays. And now just doggy food. Vets have doggy treats. however I will watch her.

Discovered something. If any Boomers have chronic pain -look up turmeric and pain. And for me it works and certainly beats aspirin. I'm so old -no don't ask me- and had back pain but I still work out which doesn't help the pain but after taking turmeric on cottage cheese each AM in an hour or so -equals no pain. It doesn't taste too good though.

The sun is hot and bright and my windows are open and the morning glories are growing into the cmptr room and there are 2 opened andandand. Oh if this were winter. Kits are stretched out in the sun.

All G'Boomrs in northern California, be careful. Those storms are intense. Are all you OK

Well, happy start of week all

Good morning Joe and all Gameboomers!

Nan, Sassy looks so cute! All the pet avatars are adorable!

It looks to be a pretty nice day here. I've got so much to do I can't decide what to do first. Thank heavens for my "To Do" list.

Hope everyone is feeling good, getting things done and enjoying their day!

Hope I can get stuff done today too!

So glad to hear she's okay Yankee

Magnificent Monday ya'll

I slept in.....thought I'd be up around 8. Ooops, I missed.

It is the season of much to do so I will be doing much...just not sure exactly which much.

Mil got to go home last night. So now for the recovery.

Back later

Bank day. Boring, except for depositing money so I can pay my bills. I guess that makes it worthwhile driving and standing in line.

Going Thrifting later. Finding loads of NEW tags on clothing donated by local stores. Lots of 40-100 buck stuff marked from 3-15 dollars. I had forgotten the big store 'donate' time. They always start clearing old inventory before taxes and sending it to various thrift stores. Gotta go almost every day to find the stuff before someone else nabs it.

No raccoons for 4 days. Dare I hope they have finally, permanently gone 'home' until next season? So nice not to have to clear the mud from the water dishes every morning as the outdoorsie cats sit there looking sad and then rushing to get a drink. Geez, there is plenty of water dripping from the faucet 24/7 into the dish. They KNOW how to drink from the drips. Oh well, I think they just like to see me spray the hose. One actually likes to get as close as she can to the spray and then rush over to catch drips from plants. Weird.

Off to play with money which will soon be gone. Ugh.

Nan, hope all is well with roomie and you have fun shopping.

Haroula, Sue, Gerry,Venus, and Darlene, I hope your day is great!

Gail, thanks for the update on Doc. How are you doing?

Connie, sending a steady stream of positive thoughts. The wait must be horrendous.

Yankee, we have raw turmeric roots in my house and I put it in the blender with my other goodies for my breakfast on days I do a more intensive workout. You just have to be careful to not do it everyday as it causes internal bleeding. If I take it too often I bruise very easily.
I am so happy your pup is eating again!

Sharon, so glad to see you again. I hope all is well in your corner of the world.

L4L, you all must be relieved that MIL is doing well and back home.
I hope you are well rested now.

Sorta, good luck at the thrift store!

Ana

It is so beautiful out there that it would be a sin not to walk the doggies. So, off I go. Back later

Thanks all for Trina's (doggy) well wishes. Yes so good to see her bright eyes and playful mood and most of all hungry. These things always happen on weekends don't they.

Ana, thanks for the turmeric warning -I didn't know this.

Byebye

Good afternoon Boomers. It is a beautiful day here.

It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood also. What a day. It's a shame I have to go back to work. So I'll say bye for now

Midgie

We hit 70 degrees here today. Unbelievable! I took the dogs for a hike and now I am at the club waiting for dance class. Are we having fun yet?

It was a really good day here. Very warm and pleasant out. I got my exercise walking back and forth to the laundry room. (Put it in the washer, go home. Go back to put it in the dryer, go home. Go back to gather it up and walk it home again.) Fun.

I managed to get a few other things done today too so it was a good day. Plus I played. I'm currently playing a HOG and doing pretty good I think. I had a dream about being in a HOG. I was collecting all sorts of stuff, like handcuffs, etc.

I have some good news! Neighbors across the street saw me walking(dragging) my laundry this morning and offered to take it for me. I said no, but thanks. I could manage. Then they said that had noticed my car was gone and if I ever needed to go to the store they would take me. Wasn't that generous of them?? I am so happy to have such good neighbors. I may take them up on that at some point. I'm a complete stranger to them, they don't even know my name. But they saw I was having difficulty and they offered to help. Thank God there are so many good people in this world.

Going to drink a nice cold coke and watch some TV or a Movie and then go to bed.

Goodnight all.

Howdy doody everybody.

I am home, showered, and fed.

Ready for a little R&R I am.

I think it's still about 70 degrees outside. It's been warm, warm, warm here. SMOKIN!

I"M MELTING!....

How is everyone doing this evening?

joe

Evening; shopping done for the day/month.
Found out someone was prowling the neighborhood Fri. eve; guess that's why I heard loud footsteps on the front porch. It even alerted the dogs, so making sure front and back porch lights are on and doors securely locked.

Really, really like the decor.

Off to get a bite to eat then settle in for WWE.
Wishing all a great eve.

Glad you have your 3Ds Trippy. I don't think anyone is foolish enough to try and get in past them.

joe

Yep Trippy, I think they'd go out faster than they came in.

Hubby and I are off to watch The Ultimate Gift. It's one of our favorite Christmas movies, though it really has nothing to do with Christmas. The DVD came in today.

Sleep well all :sleep:

Home, fed, NCIS'd...

Off to see what's afoot!

Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!!


Nan

night , everyone