Sip & Surf Sunday

"Flattery is like perfume water, to be smelt of, not swallowed."
Josh Billings
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Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks. Each of the three hide in one.
A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack.
'Meow!' says the a convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, 'Stupid cats.'
He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, 'Woof!'
'Stupid dogs!' says the policeman while moving on to the next potato sack. The policeman kicks it, nothing, so he kicks it again and the last convict says, 'Potato potato!'
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An Irishman, a Scottishman and an Englishman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The Englishman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the Scottishman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The Irishman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the Irishman shouts, "Fire!"
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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Good morning everyboomie.

Time for another 24 hours.

Would you like yours scrambled or sunny side up?

Hey, it's Friday for me.

I can't get over excited about it because someone put a big kink in my two day weekend. I have to go in to work Monday at 1:00 for a meeting.

I am so deep fried over that.

Someone just went on my "naughty list".

He just might get a stampeding herd of cows through his bedroom one of these nights.

For all of you though, I wish nothing but tiny little sheep jumping over your beds, and a happy day after.

joe

Joe, sorry you have a meeting on your day off. That stinks. I would put them on the naughty list too!

I hope you all have a wonderful day. Mine will be quiet with just me and the dogs. Life is good.

Ana

Good morning boomers
Ana
Have all a nice day

Ana!!

Hello and goodbye. I'm off for my insanely early work day.

Well, on the positive side, at least I get off before noon. I'll probably use that opportunity to sleep.

Have a great day, everyone.

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,Venus,and all who pop in later.May the day be peaceful for you all Coffee is ready for who ever needs it There's Birthday cake for Ana

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, venus and Cailyn. Joe enjoy your time off in spite of the Monday meeting. Ana may your Birthday wish come true. Haroula and venus have a great day. Cailyn what a yummy looking Birthday cake for Ana. Hope she's going to share! Happy Day All!

Hello and a good morning to all of you...and a special welcome to this day for our Ana! to you dear!!

It's icy cold here in Switzerland. The concert yesterday was fabulous and we had a little party afterwards. Nice evening!

Ana, are you going to share that delicious looking cake of cailyn's? We all very much hope so... Anyway:

Joe: I'am sorry about the kink. HUGS!

Happy Sunday to you all. Enjoy, whatever you do...

Evelyne

Good morning. Ana. Sending birthday hugs. I have an early shift again. Have a great day everyone.

Midgie Exercise

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, love the firing squad.

Ana. you can't have a quiet day. We're all here to celebrate with you!

Haroula, good morning.

Venus, sounds like a nice early day.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Evelyn, have a great day.

Midgie, enjoy whatever plans you have after work.

Wishing everybody a fantastic Sunday. Church this morning then a quiet stress-free, cook free family day.

Good morning everyone. Ana ,Hugs on the way. Enjoy your special day. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip after. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Pancakes in the NC. Birthday Cupcakes to go with the Birthday Cake for Ana.

Good morning Boomers. I'm still in shock over knowing that there is evil in this world that would want to murder a bunch of six year old beautiful children. I was very moved by Robbie Parker, who lost his little girl, but still had compassion for the family of the shooter.

Good morning everyone.

It is cool and hazy here today and we are supposed to hit 74 on this Ana's birthday.

Ana!

I hope today is a wonderful experience for you.

I am NOT looking forward to work today. BLECH!!!

Aw well.

I hope everyone has a super Sunday.

joe

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Sorry about you having to go in on Monday for a meeting. Hope your Sip & Surf Sunday is stupendously sensational!

Ana! Woohoo and booyah! You deserve an easy peasy day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's SoI'msayingit'stimeforasuperduperhighlysensationaloompaloompastupendouslyserendipitous Sip & Surf Sunday!

Church this morning, then easy peasy.

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Great Jokes, Joe! Sorry about the meeting tomorrow.

Good afternoon Gameboomers. Going to take it easy today as I will have to deal with stuff tomorrow. Thank goodness we get a break now and then.

L4L how are your dogs?

Hope everyone has a great/easy/fun Sunday!

Aw Joe that puts them on the "naughty" list twice! Once for the meeting in the middle of your weekend and once for making you work the late shift just before the weekend. May work fly and all go well. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana May you have a nice relaxing easy peasy day!!! At least you aren't in the corner!!!

Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, venus, Midge!! Have a wonderful day!

Gail enjoy church and the nice relaxing no cook afternoon!! :happydance:

Evelyne sounds like you had a lovely time last night. Enjoy your day today!!

Connie enjoy breakfast out. That's what we did too As it is roomies baby sister's birthday!! Have fun shopping and thanks for the treats!!

Space......HUGS!! Every time I go on line there is something about the shooting and it makes my heart heavy and cry. I can't imagine what those involed are feeling.

Darlene enjoy church and the easy peasy rest of the day!!

No plans here yet.


Nan

Super Sunday ya'll

and to Ana

Hubby and I updated his family's football pool this morning. It's kinda grey out there so we will do a few chores, then some playing, and go from there.

Good afternoon boomies! I have been slugging through the day and watching a movie called Moondance Alexander. What a great movie! Hubby is golfing with my BIL, daughter stopped by this morning, and the house is empty except for me and the dogs. Life is good. Thank you all for the birthday wishes, it's nice to feel loved.

Nan, I hope something fun comes your way today.

Sharon, I hope all goes well tomorrow.

Darlene, enjoy your easy-peasy day!

Joe, 74 sounds perfect! I hope work goes by quickly.

SpaceQ, I know the feeling.

Connie, I love cupcakes! Have a great day!

Gail, woohoo on the cook-free day! It's great to know I have you all here.

Midgie, I hope you only have one shift today.
Have you checked out the gym in your building yet?

Evelyne, I am glad you enjoyed the concert. Do you miss playing?

Gerry, thank you and of course I am sharing the cake!

Sue, thanks for the lovely cake. Have a great day!

Haroula, hope you all are feeling well now.

Venus, I hope you are sleeping now.

L4L, I hope you and hubby have a quiet day together.

Off to shower and then a quick trip to the mall.

Ana

Ana, thanks, I'll be sleeping soon. Glad to hear you had a nice, relaxing birthday.

Hope everyone here had a great Sunday.

I'm off to bed now. Tomorrow, I "only" have to be up at 3:30. Well, at least it's not as bad as 2:30.

Good night, all.

Hey Ana. my friend. And Yes I have checked out the workout room. I haven't had time to use the machine yet but i plan to soon. They have a recumbent bike I'm planning on using and one of the treadmills. Can't wait.

Watching some of the Pats game before I call it a night. GO PATS!

See you in the morning.

Midgie

Venus, that is still way too early! I bet you can't wait for the holidays to be over.

Midgie, I am glad they have some equipment you can use. Sweet dreams...

Ana

Hubby and I just returned from a lovely walk in our neighborhood, enjoying all the Christmas lights. Lovely....

'Night, sweet 'Boomies!

Sweet dreams Darlene. The walk sounds lovely.

Ana

Time to turn out the lights and lay my head upon my pillow. Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

Ana I hope that you have had a wonderful birthday!!


Nan

I am heading that way myself Nan, it was a very relaxing day.

Ana

Good night everybody.

Happy Birthday again Ana. Hope it was the best.

joe

Night guys