Everybody's Working For the Weekend

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' !
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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Good morning everyboomie.

Welcome to the weekend!

This is my Friday cause I only have Sunday off, but I work from 5:00 to 1:00 today.

I'll be off early for my day off and I can get over to Mom's earlier to see Baby again.

I haven't seen her in 4 days. She must think I've forgotten about her by now.

So I'll be getting up at 3:30am.

Yesterday I was scheduled 10 to 7, but we weren't busy at all, and there were two other guys there in my department, so I left at 6 instead of 7.

I've gotta get this old dog to bed pretty asap.

We are having very cold and damp weather, and Sunday is supposed to be bad too, so I won't be hunting any heads for a while.

At least we're getting some rain in this drought stricken hole, and hopefully that's gonna uncover some points.

I guess that means I will be really dumb for a while, because I won't get the point?

Oh brother!


Have a happy day everyone.

joe


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Joe, I always do a happydance when you say you are going to see Baby. I think I will be as happy as she when you move back to her. I hope the rain and snow unearth a lot of treasures for you.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana

Hi Joe and Ana. Have a great weekend everyone

Good morning Joe,Ana,manxman Coffee ia waiting for who ever needs some,happy day wished for all

Good Morning and Happy Day Joe, Ana. manxman , Cailyn and all on the way to Joe's!

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, only one day left before a day off.

Ana, wishing you a wonderful weekend.

Manxman, good morning.

Cailyn, I'm in need of cup of that coffee.

Gerry, have a great day!

To all who enter I'm wishing a super weekend.

Grocery shopping this morning and maybe a trip to Wal Mart later.

Good morning. I think snow is forecast for later on today. Oh well, it is Winter. Have a happy day everyone.

Midgie

Good morning everyone. Not sure what the day will bring yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish and French Toast in the NC.

Hey......did anybody else see that BIG full moon out there this morning???? Awesome!!

Joe may work really fly by for you so you can get started on your day off!! Thanks for the chuckles. When ya moving back to mom's??

Ana I hope that the time in the corner goes quickly for you and easy!! How much snow have you gotten?? We got a few inches.

Manxman have a nice weekend!!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. have a nice day!

Gerry enjoy the day!!

Gail have fun grocery shopping and hope you find something fun at Wally World!!

Connie have fun what ever you do!! Thanks for the danish!!

No plans here yet but who knows what might pop up!!


Nan

I saw the full moon Nan it was it was very nice!Gail snow is on the way for us today they are saying around 2:00

No snow for us

I love to look at it and play in it, but don't think I'd like to live in it all the time.

Low-key easy peasy day planned here.

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Enjoy your day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! The first of 4 days off for me. Much needed...

Hubby's playing racquetball, I'm sippin' on a cup of Hubby's brew. In a few hours, we'll have everyone over for a rousing game of Hearts . It's going to rain today, so being inside playing cards will be lovely...

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Dallas has snow and Niagara Falls NY is shovelingshoveling and that's my family. Lovely winter days here but cold nights. The outdoor tomatos look a bit beaten up and haven't grown much -the indoor ones are doing well however Buttercup (the twully, twit+bully) has decided it's fun to play in the potting soil which has placed indoor tomato plants on the endangered list. I must find a way to keep her out of the plants.

For about an hour all my pets were outdoors and I had the whole empty house but there was a chunk gone or something. Anyway how do older people who live alone and no pets carry on. Maybe games help. They are in now and I'm a happier person.

Last night I watched a vampire movie -it was OK. Gotta stop this. So many half finished games hanging around -thought for a resolution, finish games!

Singing off, happy Saturday all

Cailyn glad you got to see it too!!

L4l I'll send some down. Enjoy it cause I know it won't last there anyway. Enjoy the easy-peasy day!

Darlene sounds like just the ticket for a rainy day!!! Enjoy!!

Yankee I'm not sure myself. Not sure what it would be like. Good luck on the resolution!!!


Nan

Thanks Nan, we'll all enjoy it

Yankee, I've heard that putting pine cones on top of the soil, or sweet gum balls will keep cats out of indoor plants. I've never tried it though.

hay l4l I will try that. There must be some cones in the pasture and I can"t type much because the twully is on my lap sleeping and puuurrring but I hold her with my left arm thanx

Hi all...sorry I haven't stopped in. I am stuck in corner with no dog run today. So much to do and so much time off needed Monday and Tuesday. I have to make myself sit and work and I'm going stir crazy.

Hope you all are enjoying the day.

Ana

Hello everybody. I'm home from one long day.

Got off work and went to visit Baby. The sun came out and it warmed up to 44, and Baby and I went head hunting.

We didn't find anything, but we had a grand old time.

I'm off tomorrow. YAAAAA!!!!

As for now though, I am xtremely sleepy.

It's a cold night, and I pretty much just feel like crawling into a warm bed. Brrrr!

I hope everyone is havin g a nice (warm) evening.

joe

Ana, so sorry you are stuck in the corner.

Joe, so glad you got to take Baby and go head hunting! And you are off

I'm sitting by a fire playing Skylanders. It is such a cute game. I know it's for kids, but the kid in me is loving it. Think I'll buy one and have it sent to my g'daughters in VA.

Dinner time

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!


Nan

Sweet dreams Nan and all...I will be heading that way shortly. I was up till 3 last night and I need sleep too...