Hump Day

Posted by: gymcandy1

Hump Day - 01/29/13 10:36 PM

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown
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Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards!
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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION -
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC -
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me more LOGIC -
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY -
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST -
"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA -
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER -
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY -
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY -
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -
"Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING -
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE -
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD -
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP -
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My mother taught me HUMOR -
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT -
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS -
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE -
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE -
"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Morning comes early & evening comes late.
What comes in the middle ain't so great. razz

Then again, it ain't so bad either. taz

It's just a huge annoying interruption in my leisure time. thumbsdown

The most annoying thing about today's........and tomorrow's "interruption", is that it doesn't start until 1:00pm. rolleyes

I might just run across the road before I go to work and do a little head hunting.

think Yep, I might just do that.

I might win the lottery and retire to Jamaica. rotfl

It's real nice to start the day with a laugh, AND it's beneficial to your health. Especially your mental health. yes

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Hump Day - 01/29/13 11:04 PM

Joe, I have a great place to go in Jamaica if your ready. grin
I thank you for starting my day with a laugh everyday. hearts

My project is due this afternoon so I'll be busy at work all morning. Then grocery shopping and cooking. My niece is coming over tonight for dinner. yay

Have a happy day everyone!
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 02:25 AM

Just to say hello,I m not feeling very well
these days sick
Have all a nice day wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 04:15 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula waveJoe hope you find some heads,Ana enjoy your dinner,Haroula I hope you feel better soon flowersGail I hope your doing alright flowersHello Gerry when you arrive waveCoffee is ready I'll keep it hot enjoy your day all puppy
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 04:43 AM

wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe hope you found some arrowheads. Ana enjoy your dinner with your niece. Haroula I hope you feel better. Cailyn is your hand better? Hope everyone enjoys Wednesday! wave
Posted by: connie

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 06:43 AM

Good morning everyone. I'm going shopping and to lunch with SIL today. Prayers all not feeling well are feeling better soonest. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Danish. Blueberry Pancakes, Bacon Sandwiches, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin
Posted by: GBC

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 07:19 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, thanks for the laughs

Ana, hope you finish quickly in the corner this morning. Enjoy your dinner and company.

Haroula, hugs. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee. I'm doing pretty good this time. (how's the hand coming along?)

Connie, enjoy your lunch with your SIL. Danish is sounding terrific.

To all who enter a good day is wished. Warmer weather here. Rain expected but maybe I'll make it out before that.
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:02 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! You make us laugh! What a wonderful way to start our day! Hope your Hump Day is happy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:02 AM

What a storm last night -in fact it was so bad I shut off the cmptr and PS and went to bed and cowered under the covers for fear of thunder and lightening. And it hailed and poured and then let up. All OK today. It's supposed to be 29 tonight brrrrr -the heated matress pad will be cranked up for sure.

Tomato plant update: Only 5 survived and they look really good. I'm anticipating home grown tomatos soon. They are so good slice with salt and olive oil and home made Italian bread. yumyum

household chore calling -we're over here......

byebye
Posted by: flutist

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:18 AM

Good morning all.

I meant to get here yesterday but got sidetracked. Don't remember why though.

Not a lot going on here. We did get one and one half inches of rain. Cory said the thunder sucked. Trying to fix dinner and he was huddled under my feet.

I did go to Wally World the other day and came home with 3 6 pack games. Two of them collectors editions.

Moxie is really beginning to look good. She still could stand to put on about 3 more pounds but she is feeling so much better. Gotten very loving and loves to lay on the couch by me.

Everyone have a great day.

Bets
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:36 AM

Good morning everybody. wave

Yesterday morning at 4:30 when I left for work it was around 68 warm degrees, and I wore no jacket at all. Today it is cold, and blustery. So cold I made the monumental decision to do nothing this morning but the 3 S's...... sit, sip, & surf. thumbsup

It's going to be a long day anyway, and going in to work at 1:00 on a day like this will be hard enough. razz

I hope you all have a fantastic day. woot

Haroula I hope you are feeling better soon. yes

Ana I forgot to tell you that I have blown up a few eggs myself. I remember redecorating my kitchen in St Louis a couple of times because I got distracted by a game after I put eggs on to boil. oops

joe





Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 12:54 PM

It's a big day here. All 15 of our school district's offending board members and the contractors they received bribes from are in court. All 15 will be formally indicted, charged, and enter pleas (if they haven't already) or might change pleas at the last minute. The most annoying thing about all of this is that the TV is not covering any of it. This is a BIG deal and there is nothing on the news about it. I'd figured they would have LIVE coverage. Dunno what's going on. They even changed the venue for today's hearings to just a few blocks from here (local courthouse) instead of in the city (10 miles). No one knows why and no one is answering questions. Hoping for the appropriate outcome. think
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 01:19 PM

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

We are on Tornado watch all day. Big storms blowing through. We are fine though. I hold my breath when the big winds come as they have a habit of dropping big old trees on our house. wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 03:43 PM

Good afternoon Boomers. wave Hope your having a good day.
Posted by: Midge

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 05:03 PM

eek I missed BB pancakes this morning???? That's what I get for not checking in. To all who are under tornado watches please stay safe.

I'm enjoying my day off. Did some errands and now cooking something for dinner. Wheat and gluten free chicken nuggets (yummy), tomatoes, and broccoli salad. (burp) oh, pardon me. Now I'm stuffed.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 05:14 PM

So the big school board scandal trial is postponed again pending the ruling on why it was moved from one court site to another. I waited and watched TV all morning for nothing to happen. Now we wait another month until anything starts up again. This may go on till the end of time. mad
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 05:17 PM

Howdy everyone !

meant to get here yesterday ,but a lot of wind, so connection "flutters". smirk

joe ,thanks for the jokes , and have an easy day !

ana,sue ,gerry ,connie ,darlene ,gail, yankee ,a nd space - hope you all have a wonderful day ,and be warm.

L4L - fingers crossed no trees for you. eek

haroula ,hope you feel better soon.

bets ,so glad to hear the good news on moxie.

sorta ,that is weird ,no news coverage - maybe they hope people will just forget about it ?


where is eveline ? hope things are getting better for her.

and nan ? are you and sassy staying warm and safe ?

well , my official move -in date is march 1 ,but we can take stuff over starting the 15th.
that's of course ,if i'm not frozen stiff before then. shiver

i'm working on art projects and playing dracula in between all the packing and phone calls. and , i just signed up for a couple of paper swaps !i'm excited about those ! should be a lot of fun ,since i have given up on trying to get a group together in this town. hoping it will be more interesting in the next town.

off to cuddle with you -know - who...

see you all later !
catrub wave

midgie ! there you are ! that sounds good ,actually !


Posted by: Midge

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:04 PM

Night all. I'm tired. Have a good night all you night owls. smile

Midgie sleep
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 10:13 PM

Flying by for now sorry. Finished one project and right back in the saddle with another. My company just left and I need to run to the store to get groceries. The cupboards are bare.

I need to unwind and it's not happening today.

I hope Nan is okay... It's not like her to stay away. sad
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Hump Day - 01/30/13 11:02 PM

Niteowl, what is a paper swap?

No trees today, so thanks for the prayers.

Off to bed. Sleep well all sleep