Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious

Posted by: Barry

Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 05:13 PM

Dear God: It's me, the Dog


Dear God: Is it on purpose that our
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

I only wish I could have included he dog pictures that were with this.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE
named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around in a car? We love a nice car
ride. For example, would it be so hard to change
the 'Chrysler Eagle' to the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Come on now God. Do the decent thing.


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off
in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?


Dear God: We Dogs can understand human
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God: More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house -- not after.
10. I will not come in from outside,
and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living
room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,
may I have my testicles back
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 05:16 PM

Priceless!
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 06:13 PM

lol I am sure that most of those thoughts go through my dogs head. I cannot imagine my life without them. puppy

Thanks Barry!
Posted by: flutist

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 08:52 PM

Love it Barry.
Posted by: Mad

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 08:59 PM

Thanks, Barry, I enjoyed those !! laugh
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 09:32 PM

I would buy a car named for a dog. puppy
Posted by: MaG

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 09:35 PM


Wonder what Chihuahua car would look like or a French Bulldog or an English Bully. lol
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/30/13 10:58 PM

Totally cute, I'm sure!
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 02:44 AM

Thanks, Barry smile wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 03:42 AM

Really cute Barry wave
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 04:33 AM

Thanks Barry! It put a smile on my face!
Posted by: connie

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 07:21 AM

Thanks, Barry. smile
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 12:55 PM

lol those were great
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious - 01/31/13 03:47 PM

Dogs Rule! puppy

thanks Barry thumbsup