Posted by: gymcandy1

TGIThursday - 01/31/13 12:45 AM

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
David Brent

So, how do you tell if your throwing a successful, party? Just take this quick and simple quiz to find out!

Festivity Level One

Your guests are sitting around chatting, nibbling the party food, sipping their drinks. They are admiring your Christmas tree ornaments and stand around the piano singing carols.
Festivity Level Two

Your guests are talking loudly, occasionally to one another. They are wolfing down the food, gulping their drinks, rearranging your Christmas ornaments and sitting on the piano singing "I Gotta Be Me."

Festivity Level Three

Your guests are holding conversations with inanimate objects, gulping other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas ornaments and dancing around the piano shouting the words to "I Can't Get No Satisfaction".
Festivity Level Four

Your guests, food smeared across their naked bodies, are capering around the burning Christmas tree in some unholy ritual. The piano is missing. Unless you rent your home, or own heavy firearms, you generally don't want your parties operating above Level Three.

Sarcastic Responses

And your cry baby whiny opinion would be.....?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.

If I throw a stick will you leave??

YOU!.... Off my planet!

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a darn.

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up .

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

I have a computer, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Not all men are annoying, some are dead.

Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size!

A woman's favorite position is CEO

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Good morning everyboomie. wave

It's Like Friday for me. Woo Hoo!

I'm so happy. penguin

I'm so tired. tired

I'm happily tired. snicker

No really, I'm having extreme difficulty keeping my old peepers open. sleep

It reminds me of that time I kept falling asleep on the couch, so I got up and went to bed.


Last night. rolleyes

It's dé·jà vu all over again.

I'm going to try and do it two nights in a row.

Wish me luck. wink

I'm wishing you all a happy day.


Posted by: Haroula

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 02:46 AM

Hello and good day.Still sick wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 03:40 AM

Good morning Joe,Haroula,and all who follow me in waveBoy it's windy out and 63 degrees crazyCoffee is on have a happy day all puppy
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 04:31 AM

Good Morning Joe, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe enjoy some time off today. Haroula hope you are feeling better soon. Cailyn it's extremely windy and rainy here too. My power keeps flickering. Hopefully we won't lose it! Wishing everyone a great day! wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 05:12 AM

Hi Gerry,It's raining here now too hope you don't lose your lights wave
Posted by: venus

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 06:06 AM

Hello and goodbye. wave
Posted by: Midge

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 06:34 AM

Good morning. We're having hurricane force winds and torrential downpours this morning. I'm so glad I don't have go to work until about 4:30 this afternoon. That's a relief. Wow! It's very angry out there this morning. I'm gonna get this posted before I lose my power. Stay safe everyone.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: connie

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 07:30 AM

Good morning everyone. It's bank and Sam's day today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Muffins, Oatmeal, and Hot Chocolate, in the NC. winter
Posted by: GBC

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 07:51 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day!

Haroula, a great day wished for you also.

Cailyn, crazy weather!

Gerry, hiope your power stays on.

Venus, hi and bye.

Midge, Wind kept me up all night. Thought sure I'd lose power this morning but it stayed on.

Connie, enjoy Sam's. How's hubby doing?

Crazy weather here. Hurricane force winds have finally died down. Feels like Spring out there but getting colder as the day goes on.
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 09:57 AM

Oh, I finally made it here. Somehow I got signed out and I have spent the last couple days hunting for my password. lol I put it in a safe place, too safe I guess. happydance

I was here looking and reading but couldn't post anything. sad After the first day I remembered that I could use my phone but sadly somehow I had been signed out there too. It is good to be back though as I missed ya all. hearts

Joe are you getting close to a day off yet?? I saw your pic on FB.... thumbsup cool!!

Cailyn and Gerry stay safe and dry in the storms. I see the cold and the snow following it though.

Midge prayers that the rain storm has passed by the time you have to work. Be safe and dry!!

Ana hope you were able to meet the deadline and your power stayed on thru the storms. We are heading to the deep freeze again.

venus Happy Working. How is kitty doing??

Connie have fun shopping and thanks for the danish!! Yummmmy.....a lemon one too!!

Gail hope you are feeling better. HUGS! My friend couldn't have his last treatment cause his WBC was too low. They will try again next week. Have a lovely day and stay safe and dry!!

No plans here today now that I don't have to hunt for lost articles. lol

Posted by: Darlene

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:04 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy TGIThursday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:08 AM

Nan so glad to see you! You could have texted me and I'd send you a temporary password to get in. Glad you finally got on, I was worried about you. hearts I did get my project in on time but I am now into another one. lol

All of you in the wind, stay safe! My poor head can't keep up with the weather. It 10 degrees then 60 degrees, and now it's back to 10. My head has been pounding for a week.

I need to get rolling...Have a happy day everyone!
Posted by: flutist

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:24 AM

Good morning Boomies.

Hey Nan, I was logged out also. I wonder if anyone else was.

Well, so much for the nice warm weather we had. Cold yesterday and today. Only going to 32 today. It was windy here yesterday. Still cloudy.

Well, I am going to go play something then do some treadmill.

Have a great day everyone.

Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:55 AM

THere was an update on the site a couple nights ago so maybe that did it. It did not log me out though, so maybe only some? duh
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 12:39 PM

Tail-Wagging Good Thursday Ya'll puppy

Top Hat is here cleaning my chimney so we can enjoy smoke free fires for the rest of the season.

It is a beautiful Blue sky bright sun day, but it is in the 40's. Considering yesterday and the day before were close to 80, that is quite a drop. eek

Nan, we missed you! So glad to have you back. I put things away "safely" all the time. rotfl

Ana, I hope the headache takes a powder soonest!

Off to get some chores done! wave
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 01:10 PM

shiver it's ridiculously cold and windy today.

Nan ,we wondered where ya was -glad it was nothing serious.

L4L -paper swap - where collage artists can go and get a name and addy for someone else ,sometimes in a foreign country ,and we exchange some paper goodies ,hand painted papers, hand made papers, and stuff, that we can use in our work. sometimes the swap has a theme for the month. this is my first time ,and our theme is "crazy". i should get my name in a couple of days . i hope it will be a lot of fun , and i'll get some good material. happydance

well,off to take out trash and pack another box or two.

see you in a while ! stay safe and warm,everyone !

Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 01:20 PM

Hello everybody. wave

It's a beautiful day here, and I can across the road to do some head hunting before work. yes

No exciting finds today. razz

Now I'm on my way out the door to the salt mines.

I hope you all have a beautiful day. rah

Posted by: luv2travel

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 02:27 PM

Hi all!
Still sick with bronchitis, but think I might be turning the corner. I can't remember the last time I was this ill.
L4L, glad you got the sweep done! Please see your im.
Stay warm and safe!
Andrea wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 03:45 PM

The bottom fell out of the weather. It is cold here. shiver
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 04:14 PM

Awww Andrea, I hope you feel better soonest. Are you forcing liquids?

Quest, stay warm.

Son and doggies and I just got back from our 2 mile walk. It is a beautiful blue sunny day out but windy enough that I had to wear my hoodie tied to keep the wind out of my ears.

Daughter is on the phone just venting away. Some civvy she was trying to train today was rude and she is hot! Life is sometimes not in your control. One day she will learn this (I hope.)
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 05:33 PM

hello everyone. haven't forgotten about you. been around .sure wish this weather would make up its mind what it is going to do. like some of you , we have our nice and warm days then poof back to the deep freeze( what it feels like to me ), since i don't go out much unless i need to
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 06:54 PM

Hi ya My10 wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 06:57 PM

lol Ana I never thought of that. I'll keep that in mind for the next time. lol Glad you finished but wow another one right away!! eek You didn't even have much time to come up for air. May things move right along with this new one.

Prayers that the weather will straighten out and fly right!! Not nice to be playing around like that. We made it to about 6 and already heading for -15 or so. Nasty wind out there too so the windchill will be about -35. I am missing my walks. I think Sassy is too cause she wants to play more. lol

Bets glad you made it back. lol Hope the day was good.

niteowl stay warm!!! that paper thing sounds interesting. Good luck!! How's the packing going??

L4l it is tough getting older. But I adjust. Glad you were able to get out and walk the dogs. Bet they liked that.

Andrea HUGS!! Prayers that you are feeling better soonest!!!

Space have a nice warm evening!!

My10 hope things are good in your neck of the woods!!

Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 07:17 PM

not to bad here nan, just tired of this weather like everyone probably are too.i don't venture out too much with it being cold.but i will tell you this i sure am glad we got our windows put in when we did. sure has made a difference. also just trying to get granddaughter thru her last yr of high school is being really hard on her.
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 09:59 PM

Well, that time has come. Off to bed. Sleep well all sleep
Posted by: Midge

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:11 PM

Night all.

Midgie sleep
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 10:17 PM

Good night all...I have had a day. Just a long, trying, hectic, need a hug kind of day. Tomorrow is going to be a shake it off and move forward kind of day. hearts Life is good...
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: TGIThursday - 01/31/13 11:28 PM

awwww,hugs ,ana !xxxx

andrea ,you ,too- xxx- hope you get better real quick.

i was lucky enough to see a really,really spectacular sunset here from my kitchen window. i usually miss them.

off to check on my pillow,see you all tomorrow !

catrub sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGIThursday - 02/01/13 12:24 AM

Aw Ana..... Tomorrow is another day! I pray that it will be wonderful for you!!

My10 I been staying in as much as I can with all the cold temps we have been having too. Hope it warms soon and glad your new windows are working for you!@!

Good for you niteowl!! Always an enjoyable thing to see.

Well me thinks I hear my pillow calling. Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!