Funeral Procession

Posted by: Leeana

Funeral Procession - 02/05/13 03:55 PM


A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/05/13 04:06 PM

lol Poor mother-in-laws

Ana wave
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/05/13 06:08 PM

Some of the mother-in-law jokes are right on target, unfortunately. I had a doozie of a MIL. Ugh. Don't even wanna think of all the stuff she put me through. If I was still married to that guy, I'd be getting in line. rotfl
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/05/13 06:27 PM

Yup, my first one was a nightmare! lol
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/05/13 11:50 PM

lol Cute!!!
Posted by: Homer6

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 12:54 AM

slapforehead
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 02:04 AM

lol wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 03:58 AM

Good one grin
Posted by: Niki

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 04:24 AM

shouldn`t laff but I`m going to lol
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 05:22 AM

lol Too funny DMD! lol
Posted by: Leeana

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 07:12 AM

Thank You Boomies smile
Posted by: Winfrey

Re: Funeral Procession - 02/06/13 09:04 AM

lol