Red Eye Wednesday

Posted by: gymcandy1

Red Eye Wednesday - 02/05/13 10:47 PM

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein
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Lessons In Logic


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.
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Love Tips By Kids


Some great tips on love and relationships by kids between the age of 5 and 10...

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to havevideos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderantare so popular." (Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:


"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU":

"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)
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Well that last set is hard to top, so I stop there. lol

Good morning everyboomie. yay

Today's diner is called Red Eye because I have to be at my friends house at 5:00 instead of 6:00. Then we leave from there to go to Texas. happydance

I hope we don't have to walk. scared

The only positive thing about that I can think of is that we are going to stop at IHOP for breakfast. penguin

Hopefully this thing will be over and we'll be back home by 1:00, but I kinda doubt it. razz

Gotta get to bed and snuggle up with Baby now. puppy

Have a happy day everyone. rah Raw Raw!

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/05/13 11:18 PM

Joe, I am glad you at least have a friend to drive with. That'll make it go better. hearts I hope that you are done early. Give Baby a snuggle for me too!

Today will be a day in the corner and if everything goes well, a run with the dogs too.

I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Gail, will you be going to see your new grandchild today? yay

Ana wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 02:06 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana and all wave
Have all a great day penguin
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 03:56 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula waveSnowing here again winterGail a new Gr.Baby Congrats to you heartsCoffee is on I'll keep it hot and fresh along with some cr.donut holes,muffins.Hi Gerry and Venus I know you two will be popping in shortly waveWishing you all a great day sherlock
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 05:20 AM

winter Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Good Luck today Joe. Ana have fun with the pups. Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn like you I've got snow this morning. According to our local weather we are due for a lot more snow on Friday! I sure hope spring gets here soon! Have a nice day all! winter
Posted by: connie

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 06:32 AM

Good morning everyone. Gail, Congrats on the new GrandBaby. Not sure what's on the agenda for today yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump Day. Danish, Pancakes, Bacon Sandwiches, and Hot Chcolate in the NC. penguin
Posted by: GBC

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 07:27 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, Enjoy the trip.

Ana, hope things go easy for you in the corner today.

Haroula, happy dasy to you.

Cailyn, coffee please and thank you.

Gerry, same weather here.

Connie, have a great day whatever turns up on your agenda.

Got a Doc appointment this morning then immediately headed to the hospital to meet my new grandbaby . Her name is Zoe, Abigail. pacify
Posted by: Midge

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 08:20 AM

Good morning. Aw Gail, I'm so happy for you. A new grand baby. Congratulations.

Well, I have the day off. I have an appointment at the Boston Pain Clinic shortly so I have to get going. Have a great day everyone. We got a little snow last night but come Friday I think we're going to get a huge amount. We'll see. Oh, and please don't forget to exercise smile

Midgie hearts
Posted by: soot

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 08:42 AM

Morning everyone laugh

Drive safe Joe.

Have a great day off Midge!

woot Gail .. have fun with new grandbaby

Cailyn and Gerry enjoy the snow.

I brought sausage pancake dogs to add to Connie's feast

Have fun on the run Ana

Good afternoon Haroula .. have a great day

Have a wonderful Wednesday everyone .. it's time for me to beat feet to work

Whoosh...

wave
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 09:59 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Safe travels for your trip to Texas!

Gail, woohoo and congratulations on your new grandbaby! hearts

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 10:10 AM

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

I had to wake up early to coffee up. Skywaker has a routine vet appointment so I'll be whooshing off in a few. wave
Posted by: venus

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 10:49 AM

Hello, everyone. wave Just doing a quick stop-by today. Fiance and I both have the day off for once, and the weather's nice, so we're going out to eat. We also have to stop and get his Emissions test, so then we'll both be taken care of for the next two years. smile

Okay, off to get ready. Have a great Wednesday, everyone. cat
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 11:29 AM

Just another fast hello. My washer died an ignominious death and hubby says get new one and dryer. This is coming tomorrow. He already has the old ones out.Then we discovered that the water heater was leaking. It is in closet in bedroom. So now he is draining that with a hose out the back door, poor dogs are locked in their crates and the cats and I are in art/computer room. I have been fighting the flu and would like nothing more than to be in bed. And that is my week thus far, lol. Happy Gaming everyone and a huge congratulations to you Gail. I hope you can post pics of your grand baby soon!! wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 11:49 AM

Good morning boomies! It's a bright sunny day winter day here. The snow is blinding under the blue skies but lovely.

Doc says hi to you all. She is starting to feel better but unfortunately Mo is getting older and not doing so well. She hopes to be able to stop in soon. hearts

Lotus, so sorry you are not feeling well and of course, that is when life throws you some curves. I am glad hubby is around to help. How is MIL?

Venus, son took in my truck in yesterday for the test. Enjoy your lunch!

L4L, hope skywalker has a good appt.

Darlene, safe whooshing.

soot, have a great day!

Midgicans, good luck at the clinic.

Gail, hope the doctor appt goes well and enjoy your grandbaby.

Connie, hope something fun pops up for the day.

Gerry, according to the groundhog spring is coming!

Sue, thanks for the coffee, I need it! Have a great day.

Haroula, I hope you had a good day.

Okay...hi ho, hi, ho, it's back in the corner I go.
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 01:10 PM

Joe have a safe trip to the meeting! Hope it goes by fast and you are home before you know it. Thanks for the laughs.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn, Gerry and Midge I'll let you know how much snow to expect cause it is here for today and tonight and tomorrow. It is so white that it is too bright to look out the window. lol Have a lovely day!

Gail good luck at the doc and have loads of fun with that new grandbaby!!! happydance

Soot I hope work flies and goes well.

Darlene may work go smoothly today! Have a nice day!

venus have fun out to lunch and may all go well with the emmisions test!

Ana hope the corner is being kind to you!! Have fun out with the dogs!!

L4l good luck at the Vet's today!!

Connie have fun what ever you do and thanks for the treats!! Yummmy!

No plans till taxi time. Was going to go visit granddaughter in the hospital but don't want to drive over the bridge to get there in the snow today. It will be slippery!! She will be there over night to see why she keeps having seisures.

wave
Nan
Posted by: SharonB

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 01:36 PM

Good morning all. Good day today, but I'm tired. I have a cart now to roll my laundry to the laundry bldg. Did 2 loads today and my laundry is finally done. It was very tiring. I have lots of cleaning stuff to do. I'm resting now and waiting for the visiting nurse to come change my wound vacuum. Don't know how much if anything else I'll get done.

Tomorrow I have a doctor's appt in the afternoon.

Feel well and have a good day.
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 01:57 PM

Gail,congratulations for the new grandbaby smile wave
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 02:03 PM

Nan, how old is g'daughter? How long has she been having seizures?

It was so incredibly gorgeous out today that when we got back from the vet, I grabbed all the doggies and went to the park. Anyone having a grey day come on down.

Now for lunch!
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 02:38 PM

Schemer -the new cat- went to the vets this AM for his operation and 45 min later they called and informed me it's all over and he is doing fine and I can pick him up at 4 PM. I could have just stayed there and waited for him. I think he will be a really nice cat now and I will air out the house too.

I made taco salad and it turned out good but there's alot of cooking for just a salad. Maranate steak, cook kidney beans and boil 3 eggs and the dishes.....I will eat it with a smile on the face. Usually I eat mostly raw fruit and vegges so this meat thing is kinda unusual.

How's the weather up there. Down here it's 73 now and the sun is bright and it rained this AM. Nice.

Happy Wednesday all
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 03:51 PM

Good afternoon Boomers. wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 04:08 PM

L4l she will be 24 this year. Not sure how long but I know of about a year maybe?? One day is the same as tyhe next to me. lol Glad you gat in a nice walk. Me and Sassy did too. It is snowing really hard but warm enough to walk in!! Pretty!!

Sharon two loads is enough for one day. lol Good luck with the drain!! How you doing??

Space enjpy the evening!!

Yankee nice to have a new addition!!! happydance That sure was fast! eek Hope all is well there.

Well time to get ready so a taxi run may be made. Won't be out late though as there is work tomorrow for some!

Have a nice rest of the afternoon everybody and good night Haroula sleep well.

wave
Nan
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 05:41 PM

Books are cooked for the day...bills will be paid tomorrow God willing. Son is in bed sickie..tummy has declared a rebellion.

Nan, I hope they figure out what is causing those seizures soon. Must be worrying.

wave
Posted by: Midge

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 07:45 PM

Hi everyone. My son came over tonight and put up the curtain rods for me. hearts He's such a love. I'm gonna take some pics of my apartment soon and show you what I've done with it. I'm loving it more and more. Rob is gonna look online to find me an easel so I can get going on doing an oil painting of Bob. I think it's time. We sold the easel that Bob had made for me. It got sold when I moved from my home.

Ana I haven't been called that in a very long time. You brought a smile on my face. kissy I had a very good appointment at The Boston Pain Clinic today. I straightened out some things I needed to talk about.

Watching NCIS now. My son said tonight while he was hanging my curtain rods that he met Mark Harmon while he was on a business trip. He was staying at the same hotel Rob was staying at. He got to talk to him.

L4L I'm sorry your son isn't feeling well. I hope he feels better in the morning.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 08:24 PM

Midgy, I'm so glad you are feeling like painting again!
Posted by: Midge

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 08:56 PM

I am L4L. I think it's time. The last portrait I painted was of Bob's older sister who died of cancer. I eventually gave the painting to Marc, Bob's nephew and Lucy's grandson. I told Marc on his birthday that now that Lucy and Bob were together in heaven that I needed to give Marc the painting of Lucy because she belonged with Marc from then on. He was speechless. I did the right thing. Before I start tearing up I'll change the subject. I hope you all had a good day. Tomorrow I work at 5:00 so I have until then to get my errands done. My automatic dishwasher still doesn't work. The knob gets stuck and I can't move it. The guys have been up here twice to work on it. It worked once. Now I have to go and complain about it again. They're not gonna be happy.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 09:22 PM

Good night Boomers. wave
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 09:47 PM

Night Quest.

Midgy, I hope they get it fixed.

I am fading quickly. Must be time for bed. Sleep well all sleep
Posted by: Midge

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 09:53 PM

Night all. See you in the morning. Sweet dreams.

Midgie sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Red Eye Wednesday - 02/06/13 11:32 PM

Night sleep well and pleasant dreams.

sleep
Nan