Joke from the past: Enjoy

Posted by: Leeana

Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/18/13 05:55 PM



A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her... eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterward, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/18/13 06:08 PM

lol

Ana wave
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/18/13 06:31 PM

rotfl Awesome.

Thanks Leeana. thumbsup

joe
Posted by: Darleen03

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/18/13 08:06 PM

Love It... kissy
Posted by: Mad

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/18/13 11:22 PM

rotfl rotfl
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/19/13 02:38 AM

lol wave
Posted by: curly

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/19/13 03:15 AM

Good one.
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/19/13 04:45 AM

lol Funny one Leeana! lol
Posted by: SharonB

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/19/13 12:34 PM

think lol rotfl
Posted by: Homer6

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy - 02/20/13 12:58 PM

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