Tuesday's

Posted by: gymcandy1

Tuesday's - 02/18/13 07:29 PM

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
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Stressful Days
If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...


1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Well, aren't we just a little ray of sunshine?

3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

7. Do I look like a stupid people person to you?

8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

12. You! Off my planet!

13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

18. Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?

19. I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

22. And your cry baby whiny opinion would be...?

23. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

24. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.

25. Allow me to introduce my selves.

26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

27. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

28. Better living through denial.

29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

30. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

31. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

32. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

33. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

34. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

35. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

36. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

37. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

38. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

39. Back off! You're standing in my aura.

40. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

41. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

42. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

43. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

44. I have a computer, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

45. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

46. It's sick the way you people keep having fun without me.

47. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

48. You say I'm a b---- like it's a bad thing.

49. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

51. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

52. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

53. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

54. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

55. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."

56. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

57. Mommy, I wanna grow up to be neurotic just like you.

58. A woman's favorite position is CEO.

59. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

60. You look like heck. Is that the style now?

61. This is a mean, cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!

62. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

63. Earth is full. Go home.

64. Is it time for your medication or mine?

65. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

66. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

67. I plead contemporary insanity.

68. And which dwarf are you?

69. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

70. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

71. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

72. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

73. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

74. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I'm one day into my long stretch, which seems to me to be a great time to call in dead. tired

"Hello boss. I'm not feeling well. I need to take sick leave. I'm sure I'll be feeling much better by July."

"Hello boss. I can't make it in today. I'm going to a funeral for my feet." zombie

After a couple of more days things will get serious. lol

Let's see, I'm 61 now....... think Nope!! I just can't see me making to to 70 before retiring. razz

Can you imagine what my jokes might be like at 70? think

"I'm getting really slow in my old age."

How slow are you Joe?

"I'm so slow I can't pass gas." scared

Have a happy day everybody.

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 02/18/13 09:37 PM

I am scared to see the jokes you will be posting at 70 Joe. Not gonna lie. lol

Not sure what today will bring but I am sure no moss will grow under my feet. I am trying to get caught up with my cleaning.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
Posted by: venus

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 12:20 AM

Have a great day Joe, Ana and all who come in after me. wave

It's late Monday night for me, but I thought I would post now. Fiance and I were up late watching videos and lost track of time. eek Which means I'm going to be very tired in the morning and may be rushing around and not have time to post. lol

So, I will wish everyone a great Tuesday now, and I'm off to sleep. Have a terrific day, everyone. cat
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 02:37 AM

Good morning Joe, Ana,Venus and all all who
come in later wave
Its a hot and sunny day happydance
Have all a great day penguin
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 04:42 AM

wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and Haroula. Joe you'll always be a funny guy! Ana don't work to hard. Venus relax and enjoy your day. Haroula enjoy your sunny day. Coffee is on. Hope Cailyn joins us soon! Happy Day wished for everyone! wave
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 05:29 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana,Venus,Haroula,Gerry waveI'm using my Gr.daughters laptop while she is sleeping,I need to buy a new comp. but I just wanted to stop by and say hi,Gerry thanks for the coffee.Have a great day everybody puppy
Posted by: Midge

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 06:19 AM

Good morning all you early birds. Thanks Joe for your openers. Hi Ana wave, venus, Haroula, Gerry, Sue, and all who come in after me. Sue we missed you. Good luck computer shopping.

I have another early morning shift today. See you guys.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: GBC

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 06:40 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, thanks for the laughs.

Ana, hope your cleaning gets all caught up. I don't think it ever ends though.

Venus, have a good day.

Haroula, hot and sunny sounds terrific for the day. Wished it were hot and sunny here.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Cailyn, hope you find a great computer. They keep getting better and better.

Midge, enjoy your day!

Will be doing something with the girls today. Haven't decided what yet.
Posted by: connie

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 07:21 AM

Good morning everyone. Please keep my friend Sandy in your prayers. She is back in AFIB again. The Dr. says there is nothing more they can do, and she will have to learn to live with it. After all her heart surgeries and she is no better. Now her heart is enlarged too. Hubby is still coughing and gets tired quickly, but says he feels a little better. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Muffins, Bacon Sandwiches, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. winter
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 10:01 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! You are too funny, Joe! kissy Have a great day!

Connie, prayers of strength for your friend, Sandy! hearts And hope Hubby feels better soon!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 11:26 AM

Hey Joe...I'm sure you will be funny at 70, the same as you are today. Ya just might repeat yourself a little more. lol Thanks for the laughs and may work fly!

Ana yes I did go. Didn't win though but had fun. I waited almost 20 numbers for just one and they never called it. lol Have fun with what ever pops up to do!!

Not much snow last night but the wind sure did howel all night. Infact it is still roaring. lol

Haroula enjoy the warm sunny day!! We have a cold sunny day. lol It is -2f or -18c here. Brrrrr and the winds make it feel colder.

venus Happy working. Hope the time flies and you can fit a nap in after.

Gerry thanks for getting the coffee going. Have a lovely day!

Cailyn happy computer shopping!! Nice that granddaughter let you use hers to stop by!! Have a lovely day!

Connie prayers headed up for your friend. HUGS to you both! Prayers for hubby that he is better soonest. If he has what I have that might take awhile. Mine has been going over two weeks now. Thanks for the treats.

Gail have fun with the girls!! Hope you are feeling well since that lat treatment!! HUGS!

Midge have a fun day at work!!

No plans yet but ya never know around here. lol

wave
Nan
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 11:45 AM

not much planned here today, not feeling very good today. got a major storm thats suppose to be here tomorrow with snow ice and rain. not looking forward to it. hopefully i can get to walmart tomorrow for dog treats and to the vet for the dogs monthly pills before it hits.would go today but got to wait for hubby's ss tomorrow. prayers going out to your friend connie and hope hubby gets to feeling better.
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 11:49 AM

Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

I have a lot on my to-do list today. I'm sure it won't all get done, but something will get checked off. wave
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 02:22 PM

On my way out the door and off to town. Rained hard all night and now sunny, cold and everything is dripping. Hope everyone has a great day and Happy Gaming!!! wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 03:30 PM

It was cold and snowy here today. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. shiver
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 05:55 PM

Well, I did indeed stop in earlier and write a post but apparently I never submitted it. lol I have been busy grocery shopping, cooking, and general housekeeping. It's nice to get things done at a leisurely pace. It's very cold today, not at all like the 50 we hit yesterday. It was -10 windchill earlier and it's lightly snowing.

I told the dogs they get the day off. Merlin really needs the day off anyways although he would disagree . puppy

How we all doing?
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 06:45 PM

Hello everybody. wave

I got home and it's a nice day, so I took Baby and went across the road and did some head hunting. The tragedy is that I didn't do any arrowhead finding. razz

I was starving when I got back so I made a DiJoeno's pizza. woot

Just finished eating and now it's time to get a shower. happydance

I hope you're all having a happy day. penguin

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 06:58 PM

lol Is DiJoeno's your own brand?
I'm glad you and Baby got out. Are you in the path of snow coming?

Ana wave
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 07:03 PM

dijoeno's pizza - you are too funny,joe ! lol

ana ,thanks for the update on evelyne - she has sure been having a rough go of it.

connie ,hugs to your friend.

well ,i also thought i was here earlier ,but didn't hit the send button - just a little stressed out with the moving stuff. it's not going as well as it could ,and i was slightly sick over the weekend. better now ,but shiver cold outside.

melodee now thinks she's a service cat - runs to the phone and then to me ,then to the phone ,whenever it rings crazy until i answer it.

thank you all for the birthday wishes !

hope you all stay warm ,and have a great evening.
wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 07:29 PM

Niteowl, happy birthday dear! I hope it's a wonderful one. Moving is such a pain, but it'll all be worth it when you get settled in. I hope you feel better!
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 07:31 PM

well i went ahead and ran to the store today for a few things before that storm hits here tomorrow. they are say we could get 6 to 10 in.i sure hope not but we do need the moisture. not sure what our wheat is going to look like this summer if we don't get some rain or something.
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 08:17 PM

At least you know that it won't last long My10. I can sense Spring is around the corner.
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 08:36 PM

i hope so.
Posted by: Yankee Clipper

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 09:08 PM

Guess wot, I got carpal tunnel from the PS controller and just when PS 4 is about to hit the market - talk about bad luck. Mother told me there'd be days like this. But the bright side is -it didn't happen from doing too much housework.

New cat (Schemer) got a wuppen today because he attacked Moira, my long haired calico. It's probably a terrirory thing. Schemer ran outdoors and jumped on the picnic table and moped awhile and Commander Buttons went to him and said "Meeeeooowww" like a Bengal can and now everythings OK
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 09:12 PM

Hi Ana, Niteowl, My10. wave

No snow for us Ana. Because of our pact with the devil we will not drop below 41 degrees. Hell doeth not freeze over. devil

So the snow melts before it hits the ground. thumbsup

I'd rather have the rain anywho. wink

joe
Posted by: Midge

Re: Tuesday's - 02/19/13 09:27 PM

Hi Joe, Ana, Rugs, and Yankee. We're getting pouring rain now.I'm so glad it's not snow. Sorry Ana. I know how much you love snow. Yankee I love the names of your cats.

Today I got to walk on the treadmill at PT. Boy it really felt good. Brought back memories of my exercise routine. I'm getting ready to use the treadmill in the workout room in the building complex I live in.

Tomorrow I go to Waltham to the Boston Pain Clinic. I'm pretty sure I know what to expect. They have strict rules that you have to abide by and if you don't you're out of the program. Not a problem on my end. I just want a little help with my ankle. So far so good.

Darlene I missed NCIS tonight. I'll catch it on CBS.com I'm sure. Love that show. Are you still watching it?



Midgie hearts
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Tuesday's - 02/20/13 12:19 AM

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan