When the kids ask!

Posted by: LeBelleRachael

When the kids ask! - 03/02/13 12:01 PM

An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"

"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"

"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"

"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"

"Why did Daddy divorce you?"

"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at

some later time."

The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:

"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.

You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex." scared
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/02/13 12:03 PM

rotfl Priceless!
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/02/13 12:39 PM

Got me on the punch line. Cute!
Posted by: Mad

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/02/13 01:48 PM

lol lol lol
Posted by: granny

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/03/13 11:43 AM

It took a minute, but I got a really good laugh out loud !!
Posted by: Haroula

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/03/13 02:10 PM

lol wave
Posted by: my10rugrats

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/03/13 02:16 PM

loved it . had to share with daughter who is in denver. hopefully it will give her a good laugh
Posted by: Niki

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/04/13 04:26 PM

lol

but an F is better than an M, right? smile
Posted by: Winfrey

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/04/13 06:42 PM

lol lol lol
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/04/13 07:34 PM

rotfl

thumbsup Love it.

joe
Posted by: manxman

Re: When the kids ask! - 03/05/13 05:52 PM

rotfl Great one smile