Tuesday's

Posted by: gymcandy1

Tuesday's - 03/25/13 11:03 PM

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright (1955 - )
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Inspirational Posters

Sayings you'd like to see on those office inspirational posters...


If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

It's only unethical if you get caught.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Work harder slaves!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If you can read this, you're not working!

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.

Succeed in spite of management.

Work - it isn't just for sleeping anymore.

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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Consultant Rules

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best).
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Computer Lies

If you have any problems, just call us.

What you see on the screen, you get on paper when you print.

Someone must have erased my files.

They don't make those chips anymore.

If kids use them, so can adults.

Oh yeah, it's compatible with everything.

You won't need any special training.

There's no harm in trying - nothing can go wrong.

It's the fastest model out there.

The manual explains everything.

Yes, this notebook is incredibly light weight.
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Good morning someboomie, anyboomie, everyboomie. welcome

Happy St Patrick's Day!!! chocobunny

Well, they don't call me Joe Better Late Than Never for no reason. wink

That's one of the nicer things they call me bye the way. snicker

That's ok though, I always get even. yes

When they turn their back I stick my thumbs in my ears and wave my hands, and stick my tongue out at them. razz

No one beats me at being nasty. shame

If I want to get really nasty, I have my sister move in with them. evil

Have a happy day everybody.

joe




Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 03/25/13 11:30 PM

Good morning Joe! I hope you get up on time today. I'll be up and in the corner and then when I'm all done I'll be doing cartwheels. Tickets can be purchased in advance. rotfl

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 03:38 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana and all wave
Have all a nice day happydance
Posted by: cailyn

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 04:02 AM

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula wave we have wet snow coming down very windy here,I'm glad so far it's not sticking chocobunny Coffee is ready enjoy the day all bunny
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 05:29 AM

wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Hope it turns into a nice day for everyone! wave
Posted by: venus

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 06:17 AM

Time for work whoosh 2 of 3 this week. wave Have a great Tuesday, everyone. cat
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 06:24 AM

dance Good Morning venus! dance
Posted by: GBC

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 06:25 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, sweet dreams of a day off.

Ana, glad you'll be able to get out iof the corner for awhile.

Haroula, enjoy the day!

Cailyn, Looks like we're never going to have a Spring season.

Gerry, have a great day.

Venus, good morning.

`Happy day to All! Routine morning then I think I'm going to make this a gaming day! thumbsup
Posted by: connie

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 07:20 AM

Good morning everyone. The computers are still being worked on. A trip to the Vampire this morning. To all here and all who follow,have a Great Tuesday. Danish, Waffles, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. chocobunny
Posted by: Midge

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 07:53 AM

Good morning. I thought we were supposed to get a few inches of snow last night but after looking out the window I see no snow at all. yay chocobunny
I'm ready for 70 degree weather. I know, I'm not known for my patience. OK, I'll settle for 50 degrees.

Thanks, Sir Joe, for opening again for us. You rock! Good morning Ana, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, venus, Gail, Connie, and all who come in after me. spring bunny woot dance

Midgie hearts
Posted by: soot

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 08:39 AM

Good morning everyone laugh

Here it is Tuesday and my computer is still working..have come to the conclusion my hard drive is failing so will get a new one and then some time in the near future will perform maintenance. Have a great day Ana, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, Venus, Gail, Connie, Midgie, L4L and the rest of the diner gang when you are up and at em thumbsup

L4L hearts

Whoosh...

wave
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 10:04 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and a Happy St. Patty's Day back atcha! wink

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: gymcandy1

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 10:04 AM

Good morning everybody. wave

Hope you're all doing well this morning. happydance

I've got about 40 minutes before I leave.

10:00 to 7:00 today and tomorrow.

Ana I hope you have a safety net. wink

Good morning Haroula. Are your holidays over?

Sue I hope you enjoy the snow and it's all gone tomorrow. yes

Gerry it's too late for it to turn into a nice day for me. I already woke up and got out of bed. lol

Venus I hope you get more hours soon.

Have fun gaming Gail.

Good morning Connie. Have a great day.

Midgie I hope you are feeling much better. kissy

Good morning Soot. Glad your computer is working again today. bravo

I bit the bullet and ordered a new laptop a week ago. It should be shipping in a couple of days. This one is having more and more issues and I don't trust it. I can't use my desk top because it needs a new power supply......I think.

Have a super day everyone. chocobunny

joe

Edit: Good morning Darlene. Hope your day is wonderful too. kissy
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 10:20 AM

For now, we waiting the Easter chocobunny
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 10:52 AM

Terrific Tuesday Ya'll puppy

They had snow in Northern Alabama today. No snow here, but tis cold. Doesn't matter to me as I'm staying in. I'm gonna vacuum and then probably go back to bed. wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 12:07 PM

Joe did ya sleep in this morning since you go to work later??? Thanks for the chuckles. have a lovely day and may work fly!

Ana be careful doing those cartwheels. lol Have a lovely day and may you have a nice run with the dogs.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn and Gerry may the snow go and the sun shine soonest!! have a nice day!

venus happy working and hope the hours will increase soonest!!

Gail good luck!!! HUGS! Happy Gaming after!!!! Sounds like a grand plan!!

Connie have a lovely day!! Good luck at the vampires!! Thanks for the danish!

L4l hope you start feeling better soonest! HUGS!!

Midge glad no snow there. May work go well and be fun. Hope you feel better today! HUGS!

Soot may work go well and the time fly!

wave
Nan
Posted by: flutist

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 12:11 PM

Good morning all.

Poor Bill yesterday. His appointment was at 1:30 and he did not get home till 5:15. 4 teeth pulled and 14 shots. He said they were excruciating. His mouth really hurt in the evening and kept bleeding but he did manage to get to sleep and slept good. He is feeling much better today but needs to watch what he eats.

Gotta go fix lunch. Be back.

Bets
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 12:15 PM

Poor Bill. 14 Shots....eek! Big hugs to you both! puppy
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 12:52 PM

I love the hopping bunny! Now if I can just get my eyes to stop going up and down, I think I'll try to walk to the couch. Whew! chocobunny chocobunny chocobunny
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 04:24 PM

Hi Boomers. wave

Enjoy the rest of the day.
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 04:53 PM

Good Afternoon to all of you Boomers! Still a chill in the air here but not as bad??!! Supposed to rain and maybe some T-storms later. I want to bite those bunnies, ooh, naughty me!!
Yea Joe on your new laptop, I bet you can hardly wait.
Did anyone see Ana doing cartwheels yet?? Haroula, please concentrate and send us some of your lovely weather!!
Sue, Gerry and venus, hope you are having a wonderful day.
Connie, I love chocolate, thank you!
Midgie, I'm with you, I am so sick of dull skies full of falling liquid and low temps!!
Good luck with your 'puter Soot and hope you are having a good day Darlene!!
Are you back in bed yet, L4L?
Any sign of Spring yet, Nan?
Your poor hubby, Bets, it is definitely time to pamper!!
Did you catch any of those nasty wabbits, Sorta?? Hi Space Q, hope you day is a good one as well.
Guess I will hobble out to the mailbox. I spent too much time in garden yesterday after lazy winter and pulled something... Happy Gaming everyone!!
wave
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 06:54 PM

joe,joe - you crack me up ! good jokes ,and even better those comments ! lol

still working on the latest batch of postcards,and my paper swap for this month (south africa,this time ) in between laundry ,vacumming,and a cold.

oh well,spring MUST be coming soon -things are starting to sprout around here ! happydance

i have some really pitiful iris and a rose bush that looks like a real fighter from the previous tenants ,that's it.sigh ,i swore i wouldn't start another garden ,but i can't stand the way it looks - it 's right outside my front door. so ,i guess ,here i go again. lol

this will take some planning,tho......

see you all later , and remember to look for the sunshine in your day !
wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 07:16 PM

Well, I really did stop in earlier, but apparently I didn't submit my post. oops

Nan, the 25th would be awesome! I hope you decide to come. yay

I have been in the corner all day except I needed a mental break and took the dogs out for a late run. I hate going by the woods so late because the coyotes are active and I have to keep my dogs in sight at all times. We did find a deer skull so the dogs were excited.

I have to go back to the corner and hopefully finish in a couple hours.

Ana wave
Posted by: soot

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 07:55 PM

Oh my Bets .. we'll keep Bill in our thoughts and prayers for a quick recovery. I survived a great day at work and am looking forward to some game action tonight with my main squeeze. Have a wonderful evening everyone wave
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 09:00 PM

Oh gosh, my dogs would love a deer skull.

Dinner is dined, kitchen is cleaned, dogs are fed, and I will soon be heading to bed. wave
Posted by: Midge

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 09:22 PM

Hi guys. Home from work and just relaxing now. I do feel much better today. Tomorrow I'm planning on going to see my Mom. It's been so long since I've been with her. Have a good night all. See you in the morning.

Midgie hearts
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 11:32 PM

Midgy, I hope you have a great visit. Be safe.

I'm off to bed. Sleep well all sleep
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Tuesday's - 03/26/13 11:50 PM

Bets I pray that Bill feels better in the morning. Poor Bill.

Well it is time here to look for my pillow. Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Tuesday's - 03/27/13 02:02 AM

melodee is singing me the come to bed song ,so i'm calling it a night.

sleep tight , and pleasant dreams ,all ! catrub sleep