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Saturdiner

Posted By: gymcandy1

Saturdiner - 03/30/13 03:53 AM

Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC), The Republic
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Chubby here. wave

I'm still trying to sell that Nordic Track. penguin

It's a sweet deal, but time is running out for this deal. razz

Seriously...... snicker



No, seriously. mad



I'm needing money for my ballet lessons. bunny

I've been eyeballing a new blue tutu that I really want at Amazon.

WHAT? You thought I'd wear pink??? duh

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Posted By: Cathy1

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 04:11 AM

Those were great JOE. Have a great weekend.

Cathy easter
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 04:16 AM

Joe, You?? Chubby??? I don't think so! lol But Ballet could keep you on your toes. grin

I'm going to my niece's this afternoon for an early Easter dinner. yay First I am sleeping in...long. grin

Have a happy day everyone!
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 08:18 AM

easterto my friends wave
Have all a good and happy Saturday bunny
Posted By: cailyn

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 09:10 AM

Good morning all wave Ana enjoy your early dinner,it's 43 degrees here should be a warm day chocobunnyCoffee is ready!Happy day wished for everyone bunny
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 10:37 AM

bunny Good Morning Joe, Cathy1, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and all on their way to the diner. A Happy peaceful day wished for all! bunny
Posted By: connie

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 12:44 PM

chocobunny Good morning everyone. I will be getting ready for are family and friends Easter dinner. We should have a house full. The weather is suppossed to be warm and rain free. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and Muffins in the NC. easter bunny
Posted By: GBC

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 01:08 PM

Good Morning Boomers

easter

Joe, Exercise is good.

Ana, enjoy your sleep-in. sleep

Cathy, good morning.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, coffee please and thank you. woozy

Gerry, a happy day wished for you too.

Connie, I'll be doing the same today. Thanks for the Danish. bunny

I'm wishing a very happy Easter weekend to All. I'll be doing a lot of baking today. Will have the family here for Easter dinner. More of the family later for desserts. chocobunny
Posted By: venus

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 02:13 PM

Joe, I'd like to see you in a blue tutu. grin

Enjoy your Saturday, Cathy.

Have fun at your niece's Easter dinner, Ana. bunny

easter to you as well, Haroula.

Enjoy the warmer weather, Cailyn. chocobunny

Have a terrific Saturday, Gerry.

Enjoy your Easter dinner, Connie. bunny

Have fun baking today, Gail!

Well, I'm off the whole weekend, which hasn't happened in a long time. thumbsup Going to have a nice breakfast here soon, and then maybe play a game or two. No real plans this weekend except relaxing. Fiance and I may have a nice dinner tonight and/or tomorrow. thumbsup

Hope everyone here has a great weekend. easter
Posted By: Space Quest Fan

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 02:48 PM

Good morning everyone. wave
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 04:58 PM

Good morning boomies! A bright sunny 50 degree day here. Back to the 20's tomorrow night though. I am so ready for warm weather!

Costco run with hubby in a little bit and then to my niece's. A nice quiet evening is in store after that. Hubby and I may go to the club tonight also, but we'll see how we feel.

I hope you all enjoy your day!
Posted By: Sorta Blonde

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 05:19 PM

Oh no! It's the bouncing bunnies again! Run for your life! Have no idea why I'm suddenly craving chocolate?

Tenant's son from LA is visiting again as he 'threatened' he would. He seems to think everyone loves his kids cause they are so awesome and was telling the roofer guy (who helped me with the water heater snafu) that he would bring them over to HIS house. Huh? Is this 'show off my kids cause they are cuter than anyone's day?' Oh well. He's here, I'm assuming he will soon be washing his truck on my dime.

I did chat with his mom (tenant) about the HIGH water bill last month and hopefully she will cue him in.

No yard kid yet, no call, no show to pick up the 'move out please' papers I prepared for him. I see him when I see him. Drives ya nuts waiting around all the time for no show. Ugh. I like schedules and times and being on time and all that good stuff unless there is a cataclysmic event.

Driveway beeper is going off constantly. Out to check on tenant's. Probably the start of truck washing. rotfl
Posted By: Yankee Clipper

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 05:55 PM

Ana, how's Merlin after yesterday's run? OK, I hope.

Wow I hope those brainiacs at the diagnostic clinic find out what's wrong with me. I go again next Wednesday.

Schemer, my latest cat addition has been renamed SchemerBaby because he is a LUSH and a 4 plus mother's little helper. He wants to be friends with my other 3 cats and they are snippy toward him.

Ta ta for now
Posted By: auntiegram

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 06:36 PM

Well the day started with a "hurry up" as had to load the remaining items on the u-haul so she could be off and running. All in all it went without a hitch!! happydance

Then I went to breakfast with the cops. lol Was a fundraiser for up and coming people who want to go into community service scholarship!! Yummmmmmy!!

Then I was to work the free Community Dinner at the Moose but for some reason it got canceled. sad

I shall now relax till later when I shall head for Black Bear and see if they may draw my name again. lol Course it will help if I can howler BINGO too. yay

Joe may work fly and go well.Hope you enjoy your day yesterday!! Thanks for the laughs.

Ana sounds like a fun filled day! Enjoy as you never know when that "ballandchain" gets hooked up again. lol Enjoy dinner!! Oh and the nice temps too. We were in the upper 40's yesterday but today is rain and around 40's. Maybe snow tonight. Hoping not, though.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn and Gerry have a nice day!

Gail Happy Baking!!! It was my turn to bring pies last night so I had my granddaughter make them. Yummmmmy too. One did bite the dust though as she tried to care too much at once to the car.

Connie enjoy all the company and have a lovely dinner. Thanks for the danish!

venus Happy Gaming!!! Enjoy the time off while you can!!

Space have a lovely weekend!!

Aw Sorta I hope he listens to his mom. Hope the "lawn boy" shows up and works for ya today!!

Yankee prayers that they will be able to help you. I have it in my thumb joints but it doesn't bother anymore. It took about three shots of cortizone in ieach hand for that to happen though. Good luck!

wave
Nan
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 09:28 PM

sleep wave
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 10:18 PM

Night Haroula, sleep well sleep
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 10:30 PM

Have fun nan! I hope you get to call bingo!

Yankee, Merlin is no worse so I didn't break him. His right rear leg is still pretty lame. Did you have your first appt yet?

Haroula sweet dreams.

L4l are you going to the play?
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 11:38 PM

Yea, just finished getting eaten by monsters in Castle Panic.

Now cooking some taco meat for the son and the boys and then changing and bopping to the play...12th Night.

The clock I was watching was the 1 clock in the house that didn't get changed.....so I'm an hour late. wave
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 03/30/13 11:49 PM

Have fun l4l!
Posted By: Midge

Re: Saturdiner - 03/31/13 02:25 AM

Hi guys. I've missed you. Home from work. I have an early shift in the morning, then off to church, then I'm spending some much needed time with Ron, Jen, and all 4 grandchildren. Can't wait.

No news about my BIL. I'm hoping that's good news. Thanks for all your prayers. God Bless.

Have a good night. See you in the morning.

Hugs
Midgie hearts
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Saturdiner - 03/31/13 02:36 AM

Midgie, I am glad you get some family time. hearts
Family is wonderful. kissy
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Saturdiner - 03/31/13 04:27 AM

What a great time! This was a touring company that takes this play around to the schools. It was very high energy and so much fun!

Now home with the whole house fan running trying to cool off the house so we can sleep.

Night all sleep
Posted By: auntiegram

Re: Saturdiner - 03/31/13 05:41 AM

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan
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