To do list:

Hi everyone,..... Im so sorry, if you all see me... then you dont... my computer acts crazy every once in awhile, so bear with me Please... Just a lil to-do list thought you would get a kick out of it.....

To do list:

- make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
- hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.
... - wear a shirt that says “life”. hand out lemons on street corner.
... - get into a crowded elevator and say “i bet you’re all wondering why i gathered you here today”
- major in philosophy. ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
- run into a store. ask what year it is. when someone answers, yell “it worked!” and run out cheering.
- become a doctor. change last name to Acula.
- buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot”
- follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement

"Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement "

My son actually did that during a race in Chicago. He had them laughing hysterically.

OMGoodness Bets ...Really Too Funny

Those do sound like fun

They were all good but the parrot was my favorite.

Thanks, Leeana !! Some good ones there

Loved them leeana!

Oh dear! This brings back memories of my late Mom's neighbor guy who owned a parrot and the parrot 'learned' my Mom's phone ring! He would start up and Mom and I would go running for HER phone. What a nuisance. Funny for sure but Mom almost broke her ankle running up the stairs. The cute birdie also learned to meow like a cat and bark like a dog, etc. No end of 'real' sounding tricks.

Funny about the mayo. I think I'll try that one.