Saturdiner

Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
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Oxymorons:
We are not anticipating any emergencies.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Act natural.

This report is filled with omissions.

I can't remember having a more memorable time.

No one goes to that restaurant anymore
--it's always too crowded.

By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.
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Author Unknown

Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.
Im not as think as you drunk i am.
Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created."
When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three... he was the genius.
I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird.
Evening news: Where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To make things simple...let's automatically assume that everything I say is right.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bureau].
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries.
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
A wise man washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom. A wiser man doesn't go to the bathroom on his hands.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!
Don't judge a book by its movie.
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water
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Good morning ever boomie.

Welcome to the weekend!!

I go back to work today.



Sometime.




This afternoon.




At two o'clock to be exactly.




I work today.......and then..........I'M OFF TOMORROW!!!

That's one of the few good things about a fixed schedule rotation. "Yup"

Am I ready to get back in the old saddle?

Not even.

I still have saddle sores from before.

Not to mention very sore feet.

Oops! I did mention them didn't I?

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Joe, your days off went fast! Glad you can ease back and have Sunday off.

I will be working all day and then going to my niece's Bachelorette party.

Have a happy day everyone!

Good morning Joe,Ana Joe sorry your vacation went by so fast,I hope you got lots of rest.Ana have fun at the party! Coffee is ready have a sunny day everyone

Good morning Joe,Ana,Sue and all
Have a nice Saturday

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn and Haroula. Joe sorry you have to go back to work today but at least you have tomorrow off! Ana have fun at the bachelorette party! Cailyn enjoy your day. Haroula hope the sun shine on your day. Have a Happy Day All!

Good morning everyone. Scott, Tammy, and her mom, thank you all for your prayers. They are in hotel rooms for now until something more permanent can be found. Not sure what's on the agenda for today yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Omelets, and Waffles in the NC.

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, ah, just whistle while you work.

Ana, enjoy the party.

Cailyn, coffee sounds good.

Gerry, have a great day.

Haroula, good morning.

Connie, hope a permanent place is found quickly for the family.

Raining this morning. Not sure what the day will bring as yet. When in doubt..Game.

Good morning my Boomer friends

Connie: prayers heading your and your family's way. That must have been such a shock, to lose the house from one minute to the next. I hope they can find a new house pretty quick.

Ana: how ist your cold? Get well soon my dear friend

Nan:

I can go get the pics only today because photographer's son (4 years old ) was more important for him yesterday than I (customer!) are/was.... Ah well....

See you later, including my pics

Evelyne

Have a great Saturday everyone.

Hi, everyone. Sorry it's been a while. I caught a bug - I seem to keep catching everything that's been going around this year - and then I was caught up in other things for a while. I've been looking for another job. Not that I want to, but they've cut my hours so much, I'm being forced to.

Anyway, hopefully I should be able to return to my regular posting schedule again.

Hope everyone has been doing well. I'm off to try and catch up on what I missed this past week or so.

Have a great Saturday, everyone.

Super Saturday ya'll

It's a beautiful day out there. I got up to find hubby and Per up. As soon as Cully heard the Mario music, he came out of dad's room.

Soot and I are going to feed the 4 legged monkeys and then head out to town to check out shoes for my walking. I'm hoping to get a pair that will allow me to keep walking. Then back home to grab the dogs and go walking and after that, Son will go to work so we will have the boys.

Another glorious weather day here in paradise. I'm loving it. Can't decide on sweatshirt or t-shirt. Even considering putting on shorts. Ohhhhh!

New neighbor across the street came over and asked if I would take care of his kitties while they go away for a few days. Awwwwww. He doesn't know anyone in the neighborhood, we made contact as they were moving in and he knows I'm the unofficial official neighborhood detective. So I get to go over there and feed and pet 2 lovely indoor kitties. Spayed, neutered, declawed and they stay strictly inside. Should be an easy job. Perk is that I get to see what improvements the owners (who lived there for 20 years) made when they moved out. Neat.

The guy laughed when I mentioned we would need a signed 'no fault' contract. Ha. I plan on not getting friendly with the kitties so they won't want to 'venture out'. I've perfected the 'foot in the door opening technique' over the years to stop the 'door rush'. I've had some real escape artists in my house. One figured out how to JUMP over my foot. Had to employ foot, hand, leg, etc for that one. Wow.

Off to count Outdoorsies. Finally managed to flea drop the last of the team this morning.

Joe I hope work flies so you can get back to a day off!! Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana i hope you are feeling better and that the project is moving right along for you. Have a wonderful time tonight.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely kday and hope Tigger is a little better!

Gerry how's the knee? Have a lovely day!

Connie they are welcome! Prayers that they find a place more permanent soonest!! Thanks for the danish and have fun what ever comes up!!

Gail happy gaming! Hope that it is not an all day rain so you can get out and walk!! Have a lovely day!

Space enjoy the weekend!!

Evelyne I wonder why??? Have a lovely day and hope the pics are there and they tirn out well. Can't wait to see them. Hope your mom is well today! HUGS!

L4l how did they do at the game last night?? Good luck on finding just the right shoes!! Mine have to feel like they are my foot or I don't get them.

venus good to see you and glad you are doing better now!! Good luck with the job hunt!! they keep saying that they have created all these jobs but I don't ever see them. Have a lovely day!

Sorta have fun kitty sitting!!


Nan

A cool, windy, overcast day, so now enjoying Rawhide reruns. Was always my favorite western series.

May all have a great day.

Hi again! As promised, I return to show you the pics of my latest kiln outcome. I'll show you only the nicest ones

Here we go:

Herd of buffalo

fish tank

porcelain bowl 1

porcelain bowl 2 (my favorite)

porcelain bowl 3

I hope you like them

This girl is tired and is going to bed now. See you tomorrow. Have a happy day all!

Love!

Evelyne

Beautiful Evelyne! My favorite is the herd of buffalo!

Hi all...we had snow on my deck and frost on my truck this morning.

I am trying to work as much as I can before I head out to the party so please excuse my silence.

Have a wonderful day!

Thank you Ana dear! They are a nice bunch aren't they...

I just had a peek at the thread from Donald about the 50 fattiest foods. Now I feel definitely

Good night my friends (8.35 p.m. here)...

Evelyne

Gimli, I love your 'stuff'. Awesome and interesting. Like especially those 'discs' with different patterns. Neat! I have a plate someone made that has dozens of animal imprints and some raised designs intermixed with flowers of many types. It's a shiny glazed piece in multi-colors. It's one of my favorite pieces. I keep searching it and finding 'new' things each time I look. It's almost like a seek and find game. Do you make any things like that?

Evelyne,very beautiful my dear,you are very talented
Time for
See you tomorrow

Ahhhh back from errands and a walk. It was windy at the park, but it is at the top of the hill and always seems windy. I'll be interested to see if that keeps up in the summer....though if I ever get over being lazy and we start going in the mornings, we'll go to the other park.

I got some new shoes today, and they made a great deal of difference. I was able to walk the whole way without any significant pain at my normal "exercise walk" pace.

Now home to relax. Maybe we can get son to play some Castle Panic with us, though at the moment he is covered with boys.

Awsome Evelyne!! I like the fish!!!

Ana hope it is going well for you!! I woke up to a temp of 6. All the snow was ice and hard. Made for interesting walking, to say the least but we got a couple miles in anyway!

Night Haroula sleep well.

L4l glad you found some new shoes and that they seem to help you!! Hope you get son to game!!


Nan

6 degrees I don't know that there are enough for that temp! Far be it from me to tell ya it was in the 80's here.

I'm thinking it will be an early night. Son's back is talking and he's not liking what it is saying <sad> Tis ok with me though. I made myself go to sleep last night at 2. I was reading and kept "one more chapter"ing myself.

Hi all. Hope you all had a good day. I didn't read the posts yet. Early shift in the morning. See you all then.

Midgie

Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!


Nan