New Diet - This Is Hilarious

A not to bright guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.‘
When the guy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?’
The guy nodded ... 'I'll tell you I thought I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from that [blip] skippin'.

Loved it Barry!

Barry

If it works...

didn't see that coming...

good one Barry

Got me on this one!

It is funny, though the first part of the first sentence and skip sort of was the hint as to what was coming.

Thanks Barry, good one!

Thanks for sharing Barry!That was good!