TGI November 1st

Posted by: gymcandy1

TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 01:11 AM

Hey! Here's some more bumper stickers.

Dumb ones razz


Backoff I'm a postal worker.
Anonymous

If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
Anonymous

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
Anonymous

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Anonymous

Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Anonymous

Now that's just rude... shocked

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Anonymous

Quotes


Lou Duva
"He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

~~on the training schedule of Andrew Golota.


Linda Evangelista
"I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to."


Harry News
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren’t on it?"


Detroit Daily News
Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.


Dennis Rodman
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something."


David Garcia
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games."


Cincinnati TImes-Star
Most lies about blondes are false.


headscratch really??


Carol Malia
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."


Alicia Silverstone
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."

and she said that with a straight face..... slapforehead


Associated Press
During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.

Must be a contortionist shocked



In Hartford Connecticut: You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.


In Waterbury Connecticut: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.


In Lewes Deleware: It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.


In Rehoboth Beach: Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.


In Georgia: All sex toys are banned.


It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.


Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.


rotfl Our elected representatives


HEY!

Have a happy day everyone. ghost2 OOB!!

joe wink

Posted by: cailyn

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 02:02 AM

Good morning Joe waveOct. was a long month glad it's over yayCoffee is ready! Wishing every one a great day witch
Posted by: Haroula

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 02:18 AM

Good morning Joe,Sue and all who come in later. wave
Have a very nice day. smile happydance
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 04:39 AM

Good Morning Joe, Sue and Haroula. Love the funnies Joe. Sue hope November is quieter for you. Haroula enjoy your day. A peaceful day wished for all! fall
Posted by: connie

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:16 AM

Good morning everyone. To all here and all that follow, have a Wonderful first day of the new month. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and BB Pancakes in the NC. Jackpumpkin
Posted by: GBC

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:24 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a good one!

Sue, Yay on the coffee!

Haroula, happy day is wished.

Gerry, a peaceful day is wished for you also.

Connie, I can't believe it's November already.

To all who enter I hope the day is good. fall
Posted by: connie

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:31 AM

Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great start to the new month. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and BB Pancakes in the NC. Jackpumpkin Opps please delete this repeat.

Posted by: manxman

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 08:38 AM

Good morning everyone. wave Careful not to eat too much leftover candy today Jackpumpkin Hope you all have a fantastic friday smile
Posted by: Darlene

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 09:59 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Wow! November already... Have an amazing TGI November 1st!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Happy Friday to all!!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 11:17 AM

Joe thanks for the chuckles! May work fly and go well.

Cailyn I see you couldn't sleep. Hope you can fit in a nap. Thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day! Is Jr excepting school now??

Gerry have a lovely day!

Connie have fun what ever you do today! Thanks for the treats and have a lovely day!

Gail did you have alots of trick or treaters? Have a nice walk with the dogs and a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Darlene may all go smoothly today! The weekend is upon us!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan
Posted by: flutist

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 12:14 PM

Good morning everyone.

Just stopping in for a minute to say "hi" to everybody. Gotta go fix some lunch.

Didn't get any trick or treaters last night. Drizzling some. I think we got about an inch of rain. Sure could have used more.

Bye for now.

Bets
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 12:47 PM

Can't believe it's already November! Where has the year gone?

Trick or Treaters were few last night. I go 'dark' as did many of the neighbors, but promptly at 6:30 pm, FIFTY (not kidding I counted) kids and adults descended enmasse. They all walked together down the side street and then fanned out onto mine. It really looked like they had all come on a bus and then just went back to it. Weird. Usually it's van loads of 6-10 that drive and park, etc. Strange night. After that, there were a few small groups and it was all over by 8pm.

Only 'damage' was my mailbox was open. Someone has been 'inspecting' our mailboxes for the past few weeks. I'm careful to take mine out the minute it is delivered. Hope the wanna be thief wasn't disappointed when they found it empty. rotfl
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 02:35 PM

Happy Nov 1 wave

Wow, I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here. I gotta start planning.

So, son has the flu....and yet, the kids are still here for the weekend. I would never ever have taken my kids to a house with the flu hardwall

So will be leaving in a few to go pick up Perrin.

On the plus side, it is a beautiful day out there...rained this morning but now we have blue sky and bright sunshine.

We had about 20 trick-or-treaters last night....mostly young and mostly in costume.

I'm giving Keoki a "day off" from walking. He was limping a bit yesterday and holding weight off that leg so today we will rest it and see.


Back later wave
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 03:28 PM

Time to get ready to run the taxi and then head to the fish fry to work.

Have a lovely rest of the day all!

wave
Nan
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 03:55 PM

Good afternoon boomies! Still doing chores but managed to run the dogs at the river and then bathed them so they are clean for sisters arrival. I am expecting my Indiana sister within the hour. She is racing with me tomorrow so I am excited! yay

Sorry I haven't been here much this week, it's been crazy trying to cram in everything I have had piling up on me. I feel very accomplished now.

Happy Friday everyone!
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 05:03 PM

Just a quick hello Boomers!! Happy November! I agree Sue, Oct seemed to drag on forever. Ana, you should have a medal. Nan, enjoy your evening and the fish fry!! L4L, hope you and Soot don't get the flu too and that Keoki feels better tomorrow. Sorta and Bets, we don't ever have any little tricksters come here, too rural I guess. Darlene, manxman, Connie, Haroula, Gail and Gerry, I hope you are having a wonderful day as well. You too SpaceQ. have a great weekend all and Happy Gaming!! wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 05:14 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:07 PM

thanks Lotus
Posted by: Sorta Blonde

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:49 PM

Well here's a first:

Finally decided NOT to give a rent increase for my older tenants. Lots of thinking and planning and agonizing on that one since I do a small one each year and usually send the letter the day after Halloween.

Went down in person for a change and gave them a water leak detector for the water heater cabinet and then handed the letter to the mom and briefly said, "You won't be getting a rent increase for 2014."

So she grabbed me, and hugged me and kissed me and...you get the picture. Ah, the joys of making someone happy. Felt good to do that for them since they do take care of things pretty well, and are pretty good tenants except for minor 'incidents'.

I could have recouped the money I spent fixing the sewer pump that they ruined with 'baby wipes' after being told never to put things in there like that.

Instead, I decided to be nice and hope that Karma will look kindly on me for the coming year. I sure could use some GOOD Karma! happydance
Posted by: Midge

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 09:29 PM

Hi guys. Oh my goodness. I think I missed my BB pancakes again. It's been a crazy morning. I never had time to stop in to say hello. It'll be the same way tomorrow morning. My boss called me and asked if I'd work in the morning as she had to do some shifting of care givers as my favorite one is under the weather. I really hope she's OK for tomorrow night. We both are working for the Blisses. They are having a dinner party and it would be so much work if it's just me that shows up there. I was supposed to have tomorrow morning off. Oh well. I can use the money.

Going to bed now. I'll be up early. Have a good night all.

Midgie hearts pumpkin ghost2 Jackpumpkin witch ghost

I love all these guys. Thanks MaG. kissy
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: TGI November 1st - 11/02/13 12:03 AM

Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!

sleep
Nan