Posted By: gymcandy1
TGI November 1st - 11/01/13 06:11 AM
Hey! Here's some more bumper stickers.
Dumb ones
Backoff I'm a postal worker.
Anonymous
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
Anonymous
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
Anonymous
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Anonymous
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Anonymous
Now that's just rude...
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Anonymous
Quotes
Lou Duva
"He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
~~on the training schedule of Andrew Golota.
Linda Evangelista
"I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to."
Harry News
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren’t on it?"
Detroit Daily News
Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.
Dennis Rodman
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something."
David Garcia
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games."
Cincinnati TImes-Star
Most lies about blondes are false.
really??
Carol Malia
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
Alicia Silverstone
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."
and she said that with a straight face.....
Associated Press
During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.
Must be a contortionist
In Hartford Connecticut: You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Waterbury Connecticut: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
In Lewes Deleware: It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
In Rehoboth Beach: Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
In Georgia: All sex toys are banned.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Our elected representatives
HEY!
Have a happy day everyone. OOB!!
joe
Dumb ones
Backoff I'm a postal worker.
Anonymous
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
Anonymous
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
Anonymous
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Anonymous
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Anonymous
Now that's just rude...
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Anonymous
Quotes
Lou Duva
"He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
~~on the training schedule of Andrew Golota.
Linda Evangelista
"I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to."
Harry News
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren’t on it?"
Detroit Daily News
Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.
Dennis Rodman
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something."
David Garcia
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games."
Cincinnati TImes-Star
Most lies about blondes are false.
really??
Carol Malia
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
Alicia Silverstone
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."
and she said that with a straight face.....
Associated Press
During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.
Must be a contortionist
In Hartford Connecticut: You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Waterbury Connecticut: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
In Lewes Deleware: It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
In Rehoboth Beach: Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
In Georgia: All sex toys are banned.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Our elected representatives
HEY!
Have a happy day everyone. OOB!!
joe