Thumpin Thursday

Posted by: gymcandy1

Thumpin Thursday - 11/06/13 10:26 PM

A Few Thoughts

Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.

One of the check-out counters had a sign that said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.

Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.

Im not as think as you drunk i am.

Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created."

When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three... he was the genius.

I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird.
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Wife to Husband: If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you.

Husband: All right, but it will ruin my day.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.

Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"

He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee,watery orange juice and cold, hard, unbuttered toast", asks the man.

"Why the hell would you want a terrible breakfast like that?", asks the room service guy.

"I'm homesick", replies the man.
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A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm
going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''

The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
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Good morning Boomers. welcome

Hump day was pretty much the same as Tuesday, but I slept a whole lot better than I did Monday night. pumpkin


The only draw back it seems is that hitting myself in the head with a blunt instrument leaves a mark and a terrible 'all day' headache. razz


I never did get to do any gaming last night, so..... If I cut this short you guys won't get too upset will ya? kissy


Ok, let's see, where did I put my scissors?


RATS! smirk


Nothing is ever where I need it, when I need it. taz


One day it's my senses, the next day it's my marbles, and the next it's my memory. hardwall


That's NOT helping my headache at all.


Have a happy day everyone. rah rah rah

joe
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/06/13 10:37 PM

lol Stop banging your head Joe and go Big Daddy hunting! I hope today is a wonderful one for you! hearts

Yesterday could have been better. Shadow wasn't feeling good so he was as needy as a two year old. He seems to be doing much better, must have just been a little bug.

Have a happy day all!
Posted by: manxman

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 12:27 AM

Good morning Joe, Ana and boomers to follow. Hope everyone has a terrific Thursday smile
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 02:13 AM

Good morning Joe, Ana, Manxman and all who come in later. wave
Have a great day. happydance smile
Posted by: Kaki's Sister

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 04:44 AM

Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman and Haroula. Joe keep smiling. Ana I hope Shadow feels better. Haroula have a great day. It's going to rain here today so I'll be walking early. Coffee is ready. Happy Day All! pumpkin
Posted by: GBC

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 07:23 AM

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a good day today!

Ana, hope Shadow feels better today.

Manxman, good morning.

Haroula, happy day is wished.

Gerry, coffee is exactly what I'm needing right now.

It's misting here. Hope the rain holds off for a bit so I can get a dog walk in this morning. Looks like a gaming day is in store. rah
Posted by: connie

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 07:37 AM

Good morning everyone. Ana, I hope Shadow is better today. puppy To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Bear Claws, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. fall
Posted by: Darlene

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 09:59 AM

wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your day is a rah rah day! rah

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 11:08 AM

Joe you just have to make it through today!! happydance May work fly and go well. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana hope Shadow is all better now. Cuddles to him. May the corner be kind and move right along for you!! Have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day also!

Gerry that is why I walk early every day.....the weather is usually the best early in the morning. Sunny and nice early and cloudy and rainy later in the day! Have a lovely walk and stay dry. Thanks for the coffee.

Gail hope the rain holds off for your walk. Happy gaming!! Rainy days are meant for gaming. :lolZ: Have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the treats and have a lovely day!

Darlene may work go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

Abbi day again today. Should be interesting. Since yesterday I can't find Sassys ball. Hope she finds it today! lol

wave
Nan
Posted by: looney4labs

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 12:33 PM

Oh Dear, the cold seems to have found us. Just went to take the Kman out. Not tshirt and shorts weather anymore, though still not cold for you Northerners. Not getting out of the 50's though.

I may go back to bed and try getting out on the other side. Just can't seem to "settle" today. wave
Posted by: Drmojo

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 01:19 PM

Hey ya Boom Boom Buddies

I'm off to the barn to meet the
horse shoer, he's gonna pull Mojo's
shoes off and trim him up, then
leave him barefoot for the winter~ smile

Hope you all have a nice day~Karen puppy
Posted by: Lotus777

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 01:54 PM

Hi Boomies!! It is storming cats and dogs!! No, not quite, more like bats and frogs!! In the mid fifties but we are getting some pretty good downfall and a small amount of wind. Stopped my vacuuming to say hello. Actually it takes much less to halt that horrible chore, my least favorite in the world!! Why can't they put a decent muffler on the dreaded thing, anyway??!! My dogs hightail it for the opposite end of the house and the cats disappear behind the couch. Hubby finds something very important to do in the shop and I must remain un-lovingly attached to said implement of torture. I feel bettah already, haha. When I'm done with that I will start putting together some enchiladas, a task I much more enjoy. And then some Games!!! Happy Gaming everyone!!! wave
Posted by: Haroula

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 03:53 PM

sleep wave
Posted by: Space Quest Fan

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 04:01 PM

Good afternoon Boomers. wave
Posted by: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 06:56 PM

Quiet day here today. I have been in the corner except for a dog run and now I am off to Insanity class again. I am a glutton for punishment.

Nan, I hope Sassy found her ball. lol
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 07:58 PM

L4l was it better getting out on the other sode???? lol

Lotus at least it is a little warm with the rain. Not nice when it is 30's and rain. Happy gaming.

Karen have fun at the barn and good luck on MoJo's feet.

Night Haroula sleep well.

Space have a lovely evening. The weekend is almost here.

Ana I found it. Abbi put it in the container with the crayons and color pencils. lol Who would have thought to look there. Enjoy class!!

wave
Nan
Posted by: Midge

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 10:18 PM

Oh boy. Where does the time go? Had a full day. Went to Waltham to the Boston Pain Clinic to get checked. All is well. Then downpours. Hard to drive in that. Then came home and rested before I had to get to work. Dr Bliss is so domineering and it's hard to keep my mouth shut at times. He doesn't let his wife answer when I ask her a question. He's yelled at me more than once for speaking up. I find it very hard to keep quiet when he answers for her. Someday he won't take my answers anymore. Well, I'm not about to let him answer for her anymore.

Time to say good night. I have an early shift in the morning. Sleep well all.

Midgie hearts sleep fall
Posted by: auntiegram

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/07/13 11:52 PM

Aw HUGS to you Midge!!!

Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!

sleep
Nan
Posted by: niteowl07

Re: Thumpin Thursday - 11/08/13 12:36 AM

aw , midgikins ,you are a saint.keep your chin up.

well,melodee and i are headed for the pillows - see you all tomorrow ,and sweet dreams !

catrub sleep