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Law of probability.

Posted By: Chief

Law of probability. - 09/27/14 05:11 PM

You may have read some of them, but they are still up to date. haha



1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13.Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14.Law of Logical Argument -Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.


Chief wave
Posted By: Marian

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 05:28 PM

These are great, Chief! Thanks! grin
Posted By: MaG

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 05:32 PM

lol Thanks, Chief!
Posted By: Sorta Blonde

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 06:15 PM

True, all true!
Posted By: 3dobermans

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 07:41 PM

lol Had a lot of them happen.
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 08:21 PM

Chief! thumbsup
Posted By: GBC

Re: Law of probability. - 09/27/14 11:35 PM

Thanks Chief, how true. lol
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 03:53 AM

lol Thanks Chief!
Posted By: Draclvr

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 04:22 AM

Absolutely love it!
Posted By: Homer6

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 06:53 AM

Experienced a few of those. Thanks for the chuckles.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 10:10 AM

haha lolLoved them Chief! Made me laugh out loud! lol haha
Posted By: manxman

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 01:18 PM

Good ones Chief. So true lol
Posted By: LeBelleRachael

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 03:46 PM

,,,,,,giggle! zombie
Posted By: BobH

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 08:25 PM

Thanks Chief! I have one to add...

Frisbee's Law - Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"
Posted By: Space Quest Fan

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 10:17 PM

thumbsup Those are all good. lol
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: Law of probability. - 09/28/14 11:15 PM

I think I've experienced most of them...especially the marketing one. wave
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