Posted By: Mad
The Latest from My Cousin ;-) - 01/27/15 02:47 PM
If My Body Were a Car!
If my body were a car, this is the
time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and
it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it
once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with
varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum
speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
If my body were a car, this is the
time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and
it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it
once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with
varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum
speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust
backfires!
I know that feeling. Hahahaha.
Mad!
